# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/701 "2011-05-23T04:35:04Z")
Princhester: > [@](#): > > So but what is with the whole pillow over the face thing? Are we to believe he was just trying to finish Ivan off so that he (Ivan) was in a state suitable to be mourned over by the Ambassador, who clearly wanted to engage in some melodramatic grief? I’d say it’s the first. Kind of like [this old Dilbert cartoon](http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1990-04-29/). ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/702 "2011-05-23T04:55:53Z")
> [@Stowed\_Bob](#): > > The only thing the Mistress would regret killing would be herself. I don’t think that it just attacks people one regrets killing (or not killing). It just attacks whatever you regret. I don’t know who would regret Mistress. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/703 "2011-05-29T22:42:25Z")
Still no update. Is the writer screwing with us? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/704 "2011-05-29T23:13:42Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Still no update. Is the writer screwing with us? Not everyone can commit to a comic a day like the author of _ **Schlock Mercenary** _. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/705 "2011-05-30T00:55:09Z")
Her twitter said she’s trying for today, which could mean tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/706 "2011-05-30T02:00:22Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Still no update. Is the writer screwing with us? I think I would notice if the writer were screwing with me. I don’t think one can draw those various sex acts without a certain savage vigour and enthusiasm in bed. Please don’t correct me if I’m wrong; I’d like to cling to that fantasy a while longer… ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/707 "2011-05-30T03:04:06Z")
Usually when it’s late it means it’s probably a three or more page episode. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/708 "2011-05-30T03:17:33Z")
[New one is up](http://www.oglaf.com/wake/). (5/29/11) (And it’s a three-pager.) That’s one lonely vampire. ---
**Author:** ![ersatzJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@ersatzJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ersatzJ)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/709 "2011-05-30T03:41:08Z")
For some reason, I envision the vampire being voiced by Cree Summer, the one who did Susie from \*Rugrats \*, Elmyra from _Tiny Toons_, and Foxxy Love from _Drawn Together_ (among some 70 other roles she’s done). That might just be me, though. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/710 "2011-05-30T04:01:58Z")
Lonely and _frustrated_. “Hey! Cock back in!” Sounds like a strange curse… so it would be broken by one of them actually having sex with a (until that point) virgin from the “real” world during a once-a-century window… but until that point they’d fear infiltration by “sluts” as a huge threat… Now, when Ivan wakes up and realizes he can’t see the Magic City any more, will he conclude that it means BJs do count? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/711 "2011-05-30T04:32:50Z")
All her kinsmen are dead, though I dont know if she’d even be aware of that. Or maybe she got a taste of Flarg and wants more? What happens if a woman drinks the Potion of Girlfriend? The same thing? Or is it some sort of meta universe like in Being John Malkovich where he goes inside the portal to his own persona? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/712 "2011-05-30T04:55:57Z")
So unlike my surmise it seems she _was_ trapped in the city. I still say there hasn’t been any particular reason given why she couldn’t have just walked out… > [@Incubus](#): > > All her kinsmen are dead, though I dont know if she’d even be aware of that. Or maybe she got a taste of Flarg and wants more? I think it has to be the latter because I can’t see how she would have known. Plus there is the fact she was disappointed when the guy de-virgining her faded (which wouldn’t make sense if she’d only wanted to de-virgin to get out). On the other hand, check out the mouseover on the first frame. But that could be more whimsical than accurate to the plot. ---
**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/713 "2011-05-30T07:40:34Z")
No, it’s just that Navaan no longer has to worry about her “friends” killing her (and losing the “in” they had with the City of Easy Picking Virgins). So she’s on her own and, having had a taste of “flang” et al with Ivan, she has no reason to abstain anymore. I liked her. I ship her and Ivan now. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/714 "2011-05-30T08:31:47Z")
Navaan? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/715 "2011-05-30T09:21:03Z")
[Navaan](http://twitter.com/#!/Oglaf/status/75058157814165504) is the Vampire Girl’s name. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/716 "2011-05-30T09:53:41Z")
OK, as long as it’s an off-strip thing. I didn’t think I’d ever seen her name used in the strip. ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/717 "2011-05-30T15:03:04Z")
The extra texts for the new strip: > [@](#): > > ALT: We have a gate, you know > Mouseover: Just watched all my friends die. How do I feel? Horny > > ALT: Don’t offend slutty gods > Mouseover: We were cursed to not turn green. That’s behind us now. > > ALT: Town fucks off > Mouseover: Proper town planning stops towns from getting pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/718 "2011-05-30T15:10:13Z")
How do you view the ALT text? I can see it if I View Source, but who wants to look at a bunch of HTML just to see the ALT text? ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/719 "2011-05-30T15:25:53Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > How do you view the ALT text? I can see it if I View Source, but who wants to look at a bunch of HTML just to see the ALT text? I view the source HTML. I don’t think there is another way, except perhaps using dial-up. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/720 "2011-05-30T17:07:18Z")
Aw, she says that she doesn’t know if we’ll see her again. I was really getting to like her. I hope we do see more of her. Well, we’ve already seen pretty much all of her, but you know what I mean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=37)