# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/721 "2011-05-30T19:14:38Z")
If you have Firefox or similar, the image’s Properties window shows both the alternate text and the title. ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/722 "2011-05-30T19:51:32Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > If you have Firefox or similar, the image’s Properties window shows both the alternate text and the title. I do use Firefox, but it doesn’t show what I called ALT text above. Just the mouseover text. I’m using FF4 now, but I’m sure it didn’t show in FF3 either. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/723 "2011-05-30T21:21:57Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Well, we’ve already seen pretty much all of her… Is… it supposed to look like that? ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/724 "2011-05-30T22:48:27Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Is… it supposed to look like that? … vagina ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/725 "2011-05-31T00:18:48Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > And that was years ago! Are they still wandering the Earth like that? Inquiring minds want to know! > Besides, sorry Ivan, but that comic and Fountain Of Doubt are still my favourite episode. I’m worried about them too, they very much resemble the unfortunates from Pork Chisel: [Pork Chisel](http://oglaf.com/porkchisel/) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/726 "2011-05-31T18:23:58Z")
Ah, the memories… Hey, look, there’s a strip called “Felicity”: [felicity](http://www.oglaf.com/felicity/) I wonder if there’s more to that name than meets the eye. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/727 "2011-05-31T22:03:07Z")
It’s not a name. Felicity, noun: [ol] [li][Happiness](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/happiness).[/li][li][Apt](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apt) and [pleasing](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pleasing) [style](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/style) in [writing](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/writing), [speech](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/speech), etc.[/li][li]Something that is either a [source](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/source) of happiness or particularly apt.[/li][/ol] Happiness is a warm turnip. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/728 "2011-06-01T01:34:03Z")
On Twitter someone asked “but we WILL see the apprentice again, right?” to which Bodil replied “Definitely. He’ll just be comatose for… a while.” Now I have this vision: Mistress tries repeatedly to revive Ivan (so he can feel it when she tortures him to death), but nothing works. Eventually he’s tucked into a corner of the inffirmary and semi-forgotten. Decades pass. Mistress becomes first grey haired and mature, than eventually an evil old crone. She’s finally defeated and slain by a hero with a holy artifact, and her castle burned. The catacomb ceiling eventually collapses and Ivan is buried in rubble. Centuries or millenia pass. Finally some villager digging a well unearths him and the spell is broken. Ivan begins a new life; the cumsprite spell is still active, only they have no one to report to, so the sprites end up following him around wherever he goes. They won’t do it, but wouldn’t that rock? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/729 "2011-06-01T01:44:31Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Ivan begins a new life; the cumsprite spell is still active, only they have no one to report to, so the sprites end up following him around wherever he goes. > > They won’t do it, but wouldn’t that rock? No. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/730 "2011-06-02T06:41:50Z")
> [@Ura-Maru](#): > > So, five things, huh? I can only come up with four, unless the fifth is something funny, like “I told you, no throwing crap in the moat!” > > 1. Killing the monster > 2. Leaving the castle, thus disobeying a direct order > 3. Guard killing.\* > 4. Telling her to eat shit, as part of his cover story. His bookcase stash of tiny jars was probably found during the castle search, evidence of violating the first order presented. And if they were released at the same time… ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/731 "2011-06-05T16:34:00Z")
[No Ivan today.](http://oglaf.com/muse/) I had almost forgotten about that guy. So-so joke, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/732 "2011-06-05T18:59:26Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > [No Ivan today.](http://oglaf.com/muse/) I had almost forgotten about that guy. So-so joke, I think. Alt text: alt=“is there a least dramatic fight scene award?” ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/733 "2011-06-12T18:02:18Z")
And at [the top of her form](http://www.oglaf.com/fingers/), apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/734 "2011-06-12T18:22:15Z")
Doesn’t not even noticing that one got a handjob kind of defeat the whole point of getting one? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/735 "2011-06-12T22:07:14Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Doesn’t not even noticing that one got a handjob kind of defeat the whole point of getting one? I was thinking the same thing. He seems pretty happy, though. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/736 "2011-06-12T22:45:09Z")
Isn’t that the joke? Not that it is a tremendous joke. Guy gets handjob so perfunctory he doesn’t even notice at the time, but when he’s told about it he falls in love a little? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/737 "2011-06-12T23:50:07Z")
Does he have a wet spot on his trousers? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/738 "2011-06-13T00:11:14Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Does he have a wet spot on his trousers? Yup. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/739 "2011-06-19T17:31:13Z")
New one’s up. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/740 "2011-06-19T17:36:42Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > New one’s up. Poor Scheherazade! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=38)