# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/741 "2011-06-19T19:04:40Z")

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The fun thing is that the story she’s telling… well.

Read the alt text.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/742 "2011-06-19T19:08:51Z")

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A lot of fairy tales would be much more logical (and a lot shorter) if the characters simply realized that torturing and/or killing the people dicking with them would quickly end their problem.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/743 "2011-06-19T19:14:14Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> A lot of fairy tales would be much more logical (and a lot shorter) if the characters simply realized that torturing and/or killing the people dicking with them would quickly end their problem.

Like [this](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html)?

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/744 "2011-06-19T20:06:46Z")

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I had to do way too much research to figure out what happened in that one.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/745 "2011-06-19T21:12:28Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Like [this](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html)?

Probably more like [this](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/746 "2011-06-20T00:54:43Z")

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And the alt text is “1 Arabian night”.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/747 "2011-06-20T01:45:34Z")

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I hope, for her sake, the ending is better than _Battlestar Galactica._

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**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/748 "2011-06-26T00:48:21Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I hope, for her sake, the ending is better than _Battlestar Galactica._

On the other hand, what’s he going to do, kill her? That’s what he’s already planning to do.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/749 "2011-06-26T01:46:26Z")

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> [@RadicalPi](#):
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> On the other hand, what’s he going to do, kill her? That’s what he’s already planning to do.

In the fairy tale, she kept telling stories until he decided to keep her around. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/750 "2011-06-26T02:12:25Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> In the fairy tale, she kept telling stories until he decided to keep her around. 🙂

Of course, of course. It’s just that the plan not working doesn’t really make anything worse. It just doesn’t make anything better.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/751 "2011-06-26T15:24:26Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> And the alt text is “1 Arabian night”.

Now there are 2 Arabian [del]Knights[/del] Nights.

alt=“around night 4 you run out of positions” title=“go, you Arabian stallions”

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/752 "2011-06-26T19:57:29Z")

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“Today’s ad brought to you by George ‘Crazy Eyes’ Evans, high school principal.”

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/753 "2011-06-26T23:15:56Z")

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Of course, in the real Arabian nights stories, it’s usually the other way around:  
[ul][li]Princess disguises self as prince[/li][li]Prince meets disguised princess, feels unusually tingly feelings[/li]Prince and “prince” hit the sack, prince discovers the truth, they all live happily ever after[/ul]

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/754 "2011-06-27T03:53:20Z")

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[quote=“hogarth, post:753, topic:516192”]

[ul][li]Princess disguises self as prince[/li][li]Prince meets disguised princess, feels unusually tingly feelings[/li][li]Prince and “prince” hit the sack, prince discovers the truth…[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]

And then “Bob” runs off with Lord Flashheart.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/755 "2011-06-27T13:31:36Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> And then “Bob” runs off with Lord Flashheart.

Hey! I’ve got an idea! And it’s as hot as my PANTS!

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/756 "2011-07-03T20:31:09Z")

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[Today’s strip](http://www.oglaf.com/beot/) doubles as an educational opportunity. I had never heard of a [beot](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beot) before, but I find the concept fascinating.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/757 "2011-07-04T02:22:09Z")

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I didn’t know it had a name before this. It is nice when someone loves their subject matter.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/758 "2011-07-04T03:06:46Z")

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Have we seen this particular monster before? It looks sort of familiar, but I’m not an expert on the strips.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/759 "2011-07-04T03:35:05Z")

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The closest I think we’ve seen is the monsters from [Human Women](http://www.oglaf.com/human-women/), but those are non-furry, non-horned, and only have one eye. Alternately, there are the [trolls who attend on the Winter Queen](http://www.oglaf.com/solstice/2/), but they’re rounder-shaped, shaggier, and also unhorned (and also not particularly violent). There really don’t seem to be too many bipedal monsters in the strip.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/760 "2011-07-04T06:54:18Z")

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I don’t know why, but the punchline this week had me floored. Poor monster! Just showing up, doing his job and… WTF?! Now he probably thinks someone poached his terrorizing duties!

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