# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/781 "2011-07-24T19:49:11Z")

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Huh, seems the Weird Woman has this consuming obsession that her (perfectly normal, as far as I can tell from the drawing) vagina \* is ugly, deformed or both. A view sadly prevalent among women who aren’t witches in a fantasy world. And our hero, genre savvy or not, obviously has strong views about putting his dick in the crazy (along of suspecting that it’s not going to get him anywhere if he does).

\*Yeah, I know, but let’s not be prescriptivist here; “vulva” is barely to be seen in common parlance.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/782 "2011-07-24T20:22:18Z")

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Jeez, lame joke last week, and the _same_ lame joke this week. Well, with a side of vajayjay, but still.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/783 "2011-07-24T21:11:42Z")

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I think we got shortchanged on this one. NO ALT text.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/784 "2011-07-24T21:59:25Z")

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I can’t recall what _Worms of the Earth_ is about. I’m ashamed, since it is Howard.

[Link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worms_of_the_Earth)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/785 "2011-07-24T23:23:47Z")

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In case nobody else has been counting, this was the 200th strip.

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**Author:** ![plegmund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e36b37/32.png) [@plegmund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plegmund)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/786 "2011-07-31T16:00:05Z")

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The funny thing is, the most popular webcomics are often produced by people who either can’t draw (eg XKCD) or who learned to draw on the job (eg Questionable Content). This is rare example of a successful comic with really brilliant art. People rightly talk about the subtle colour schemes, but in my view the drawing is also amazing. I’ve never before seen human genitals which were so fully cartooned yet so realistic, just to mention one aspect. The drawings are a pleasure to look at quite apart from the clever and funny stories.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/787 "2011-07-31T19:41:22Z")

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This week’s alt text: “less a parable, more a stream of gibberish”

And incidentally, this thread is the fourth Google hit for oglaf, after the main comic page, the most recent update, and TV Tropes’ page on it.

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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/788 "2011-07-31T22:27:31Z")

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I like this one. It makes good use of the timeskip, and has a funny punchline. The random saying I got at the top of the page also works pretty well as an alt-alt-alt text:

The individual _can_ be divided  
but it’s not pretty.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/789 "2011-08-14T16:29:35Z")

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The new panel is up.

I can think of 537 politicians that should get the same treatment…

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/790 "2011-08-19T08:14:31Z")

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> [@plegmund](#):
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> The funny thing is, the most popular webcomics are often produced by people who either can’t draw (eg XKCD)

Huh? Randall Munroe (xkcd author) can certainly draw. Some of his early strips are just drawings from when he was in high school. Quite decent art. Every once in a while he demonstrates it in the comic ([example](http://xkcd.com/556/) although that one has stick figures for the humans).

Another good artist, that you wouldn’t be aware of from his webcomic, is Rich Burlew, who does Order of the Stick. His comic has stick figures too, although more elaborate ones than xkcd. He didn’t have to do it that way. He could have done it with very realistic art, although that would take him about 10 times longer to draw.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/791 "2011-08-19T16:44:16Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> Another good artist, that you wouldn’t be aware of from his webcomic, is Rich Burlew, who does Order of the Stick. His comic has stick figures too, although more elaborate ones than xkcd. He didn’t have to do it that way. He could have done it with very realistic art, although that would take him about 10 times longer to draw.

Considering how long it takes sometimes for a new installment to appear as it is, if it took 10 times longer it would surely kill us all.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/792 "2011-08-22T00:06:50Z")

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[New one. Did we know her name before?](http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/1/) I don’t get it. Maybe you have to be a woman to appreciate this one?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/793 "2011-08-22T00:15:51Z")

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The rogue was taking advantage of the well-known trope of hot women getting into sexy catfights. But she had prepared for that, so as to not make it a fair fight.

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/794 "2011-08-22T00:17:35Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> [New one. Did we know her name before?](http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/1/) I don’t get it. Maybe you have to be a woman to appreciate this one?

She is the sex thief who vanquished monks and then the monks started making other people believe they feared bees.

As for this panel, it’s a lot like the The fountain of doubt in that it’s meta.

You wouldn’t expect someone to throw ink at you in such a situation and try to escape since it doesn’t really affect much. Because it comes out of left field as a tactic and is ineffective, you’re confused, which makes it effective.

In the last panel, they’re confused about how long the confusion will last. Being confused about how long the confuson will last is part of what they’re confused about, which lengthens the confusion.

If this confuses you, that’s ok.

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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/795 "2011-08-22T00:40:17Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> Maybe you have to be a woman to appreciate this one?

Well _obviously_. Who ever heard of a man that appreciates competitive lesbian sex? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/796 "2011-08-22T04:04:56Z")

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I think, I’m not sure, but I definitely think, that was the most arbitrary gag we’ve seen thus far. Warrior woman seems to have rolled a 1 on her usually reliable ‘Genere Savvy’ check.

The stinger really needed a beat panel. 'Course, the only way to squeeze it in would have been to cut out the spanking panel, and no one would want that. Might have worked better animated.

Despite competing with the rough lesbian sex and the aforementioned spanking, the the ‘hate fun’ line was probably this weeks winner, though, ‘without the bit before it turns sexy’ comes close.

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Notice the priest guy politely looking away when the fight started? Possibly the least horny person in the Olgaf-verse.

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**Author:** ![Derekk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Derekk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derekk)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/797 "2011-08-22T04:38:28Z")

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I thought the monk at first was fighting with temptation and the last panel “how long do you think the confusion lasts?” was him wondering if she would be confused long enough for him to have a go.  
I like the symmetry of where he is staring in the first panel to where he is staring in the last panel. Considering he encouraged the event and where he finishes gazing while his hands fidget, I would hesitate to call him unhorny.  
Either way, MichaelEmouse is right: this confusion is confusing.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/798 "2011-08-22T06:24:16Z")

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> [@Derekk](#):
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> I thought the monk at first was fighting with temptation and the last panel “how long do you think the confusion lasts?” was him wondering if she would be confused long enough for him to have a go.

That’s my interpretation.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/799 "2011-08-22T06:46:17Z")

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My take on the confusion joke:

There’s nothing inherently confusing in the ink. The confusing part is, “Who the fuck booby traps their vagina?” The monk doesn’t get this, though, and thinks there’s some sort of magical or chemical effect that has her confused.

I don’t imagine him attempting to have a go at the warrior woman, because I can’t imagine anyone who’s known her for more than five minutes being that suicidal.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/800 "2011-08-22T08:50:39Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> The confusing part is, “Who the fuck booby traps their vagina?”

People who have better things to do than haunt vaginas all day?

(If you don’t get that…count yourself lucky.)

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