# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 44

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/861 "2011-09-12T19:18:00Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> The lower right corner isn’t cut off to indicate that there are no more pages.

Holy crud, I’ve never even noticed the l/r corner gimmick. The hell?

And those “trolls” are dwarves. They are pretty awesome, though.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/862 "2011-09-12T19:42:29Z")

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I always look to see it the link “Next Page” is highlighted to see if there’s any more to the story.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/863 "2011-09-12T20:07:10Z")

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Right: cutoff corner means end of sequence. Live link for “next page” or “epilogue” means the additional material’s posted.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/864 "2011-09-18T17:46:13Z")

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New one up: “[Danaë](http://www.oglaf.com/danae/).”

A mildly amusing twist on the Greek myth about Danaë, the mother of Perseus, the latter of whom apparently is not going to be conceived here in the Oglaf universe.

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/865 "2011-09-18T18:43:02Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> Holy crud, I’ve never even noticed the l/r corner gimmick. The hell?
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> And those “trolls” are dwarves. They are pretty awesome, though.

Is there a secret page? I’ve always assumed it’s just a joke, but maybe the joke is that there is one.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/866 "2011-09-18T19:32:18Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> New one up: “[Danaë](http://www.oglaf.com/danae/).”
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> A mildly amusing twist on the Greek myth about Danaë, the mother of Perseus, the latter of whom apparently is not going to be conceived here in the Oglaf universe.

Since Zeus transformed himself into a golden shower, I guess we can count ourselves fortunate it was just a bucket of _soapy water_ he was consumed with lust for. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/867 "2011-09-18T21:08:27Z")

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Apparently, strange things happen to your sexual appetite when you transform yourself into a liquid.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/868 "2011-09-19T13:24:21Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> New one up: “[Danaë](http://www.oglaf.com/danae/).”
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> A mildly amusing twist on the Greek myth about Danaë, the mother of Perseus, the latter of whom apparently is not going to be conceived here in the Oglaf universe.

Not according to the mouseover text.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/869 "2011-09-19T15:05:45Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Not according to the mouseover text.

I knew someone was going to say that. There mouseover is commentary is about the metatopic, i.e. the original myth, not the topic at hand. It’s not describing action in the comic itself. This is commonly the case in the mouseover texts in Oglaf. Look at “Gorek the Magnanimous,” which ends with: “Drink your milk.” Or the one about Lucian returning from a LARP convention. They’re metajokes.

Zeus is busy fornicating with a bucket of soapy water, and is likely to be thrown out to all appearances. So, unless he makes further attempts and learns to control his watery lusts, there will be no Zeus-fathered Perseus.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/870 "2011-09-20T17:44:35Z")

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My god, without Perseus we’d have no _L.A. Law!_

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**Author:** ![Efogoto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a587f6/32.png) [@Efogoto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efogoto)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/871 "2011-09-22T01:28:16Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> My god, without Perseus we’d have no _L.A. Law!_

After the remake, shouldn’t that be “without Perseus we’d have no _Avatar!_”?

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/872 "2011-09-25T16:49:52Z")

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New one: [Brackenwife](http://www.oglaf.com/brackenwife/)  
ALT and TITLE texts:

ALT: You know we made a vow not to leave one another never\*  
TITLE: He introduced me to some bundles of twigs he was calling his kids.

- Quote from _Let’s **Stick** Together_, made famous by Bryan Ferry.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/873 "2011-09-25T21:03:35Z")

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Late comment on Danae: one thing I like about this strip is that the author frequently has cute sexy women who don’t have gigantic boobs.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/874 "2011-09-25T21:12:14Z")

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I guess the protagonist has no problem getting a woody.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/875 "2011-09-25T21:21:54Z")

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Though she also has some with gigantic boobs, too. You’ve got to have variety, after all.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/876 "2011-09-25T21:51:13Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I guess the protagonist has no problem getting a woody.

Or getting it on with a faggot in a dress.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/877 "2011-09-26T00:28:15Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Or getting it on with a faggot in a dress.

In response to the command “Fuck her” I would have replied “_Where!?_”

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/878 "2011-09-26T01:17:03Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> In response to the command “Fuck her” I would have replied “_Where!?_”

In the ash.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/879 "2011-09-26T01:34:28Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> In the ash.

You have to sleep sometime.  
We will get you.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/880 "2011-09-26T01:37:08Z")

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