# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/81 "2010-04-20T05:48:00Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> There seems to be a mark above the left breast of two of the servant girls in the bathing scene as well. I suspect that’s simply the Mistress’ mark.

It’s also the mini-icon that appears next to Oglaf in my browser’s Bookmarks.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/82 "2010-04-20T06:01:15Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> The hair’s a different color for each of them.

I don’t think that’s supposed to be different colored hair: it’s the same color, in different lighting. If they were supposed to all be different women, why no blond or black hair? Why all shades of light brown and red?

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> And if it is all Ivan’s mistress, then to whom is she addressing the plea in the last panel?

It’s not a plea, it’s an order. The ransom was for 50 gold ingots. She’s not going to carry that all by herself off to the… goblin… dude… whatever’s castle. That’s what lackeys are for.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/83 "2010-04-20T07:01:32Z")

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Ivan himself has the mark in the next-most-recent comic.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/84 "2010-04-20T07:35:07Z")

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Is the site working for everyone else? I’m only getting the warning page, everything else is a 500 error.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/85 "2010-04-20T10:59:09Z")

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I just checked and the site works for me, but no update since the “all right, I’ll pay!” comic that I can see.

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**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/86 "2010-04-20T13:19:35Z")

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If you didn’t notice, the latest comics have Epilogue links. I know some folks at the start didn’t realize some storylines span multiple pages. So, it’s like that with even more bonus pages.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/87 "2010-04-25T19:31:51Z")

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I feel so bad for the Snow Queen!

Poor Snow Queen. ☹

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/88 "2010-04-25T19:43:45Z")

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The apprentice is a pretty clever guy. His biggest blind spot is that he thinks he’s worth more to the lady than he really is. So when he’s captured, he sends the cumsprite to get help, but she doesn’t care. When help doesn’t arrive, he assumes the sprite must not have made it to her, and keeps sending messages. She’s trying to ignore the constant stream of sprites, until finally she gets pissed off and orders that the ransom be paid just to stop it. The humor is that her own oh-so-clever spell turned against her.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/89 "2010-04-25T20:17:04Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> The apprentice is a pretty clever guy. His biggest blind spot is that he thinks he’s worth more to the lady than he really is. So when he’s captured, he sends the cumsprite to get help, but she doesn’t care. When help doesn’t arrive, he assumes the sprite must not have made it to her, and keeps sending messages. She’s trying to ignore the constant stream of sprites, until finally she gets pissed off and orders that the ransom be paid just to stop it. The humor is that her own oh-so-clever spell turned against her.

Plus I’m pretty sure she had already decided to keep him and get rid of his replacement. Someone who’s the _perfect_ butt monkey is hard to come by.

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/90 "2010-04-25T20:18:08Z")

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I’m dying to see this thing, but I can’t get it to work either.

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**Author:** ![meflin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@meflin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meflin)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/91 "2010-04-25T20:37:25Z")

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For some weeks new releases are grinding the server/connection to dust. In a few days it will be be easy to see.

Someone with resources like Google should start hosting this as a public service! 😃

Meflin

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/92 "2010-04-25T20:40:52Z")

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Those who can’t get [oglaf.com](http://oglaf.com) should try [http://97.74.193.199/](http://97.74.193.199/).

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**Author:** ![meflin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@meflin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meflin)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/93 "2010-04-25T20:55:26Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> Those who can’t get [oglaf.com](http://oglaf.com) should try [http://97.74.193.199/](http://97.74.193.199/).

snappy quick loading .. but it doesn’t have the new 2 postings.

Meflin

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/94 "2010-04-25T21:16:50Z")

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Got to hit “Epilogue” for those, man.

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**Author:** ![meflin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@meflin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meflin)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/95 "2010-04-25T21:24:31Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Got to hit “Epilogue” for those, man.

BOO WRONG!

snowbound 1-2 are not on that link

[http://oglaf.com/snowbound/1/](http://oglaf.com/snowbound/1/)

> **[snowbound](https://www.oglaf.com/snowbound/2/)**

emancipation 1/2/3 at that link are last weeks server meltdown.

Meflin

I can’t remember if I found this in this thread or elsewhere.

RSS feed 😃  
[http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/pipe.run?\_id=\_j\_P8zpm3hGBTmHJHzfpSg&\_render=rss](http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/pipe.run?_id=_j_P8zpm3hGBTmHJHzfpSg&_render=rss)

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**Author:** ![MeDrewNotYou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@MeDrewNotYou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeDrewNotYou)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/96 "2010-04-25T22:20:27Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I feel so bad for the Snow Queen!
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> Poor Snow Queen. ☹

Poor Snow Queen?!?! Look, I’m sympathetic and all, but _very_ few guys are going to be into that. Maybe she should pick up a pack of furry condoms. I’d google it, but I have a fear (a rational one, mind you!) of looking for anything sexual in conjunction with ‘furry.’

The Yeti was adorable, though. So she has that.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/97 "2010-04-26T02:19:32Z")

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> [@MeDrewNotYou](#):
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> Poor Snow Queen?!?! Look, I’m sympathetic and all, but _very_ few guys are going to be into that. Maybe she should pick up a pack of furry condoms.

The question is, does she melt herself if heated? If not, the solution would be a hot tub.

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/98 "2010-04-26T02:23:56Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> Those who can’t get [oglaf.com](http://oglaf.com) should try [http://97.74.193.199/](http://97.74.193.199/).

That worked. Thanks. Now to see what all the fuss is about.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/99 "2010-04-26T02:38:47Z")

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> [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](#):
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> That worked. Thanks. Now to see what all the fuss is about.

That page opens near the end of the story for me. This is where it starts:

[http://97.74.193.199/glove1.html](http://97.74.193.199/glove1.html)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/100 "2010-04-26T02:45:59Z")

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I don’t get the “What am I thinking?” “Uh… a salmon?” one.

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