# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DireWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DireWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DireWolf)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1061 "2011-12-19T11:06:25Z")

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> [@pricciar](#):
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> See. I had a different reaction from everyone else. I thought they were play acting and being over the top stupid to make fun of the guard, while the guard never did any of the stuff they were doing. He is disliked by them because he is a guard and nothing more. So, his response at the end is a genuine complaint. And, that made me laugh.

Yea, that’s how I read it too, though I also think gaffa has a really good point as well.

> [@gaffa](#):
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> I assume they are making fun of his small penis, that they are theatrically mocking it - “Is it in?” And of course mocking the general male obsession with dick size.

Hence the “spool winding”.

I think they’re also making fun of his “tidiness” of language. Given their style of talking in parody, and his response at the end being “this is an enormous slur…” rather than something more crude or vulgar is their way of mocking him and passing the time.

Maybe they’re even plotting to “get out on good behavior” by saying that they were mistreated/raped by the guard, and they’re just practicing his “proper” way of speaking to make it sound more believable?

Eh, it’s 5am, I’m going to quit trying to think now and go to bed.

Either way, it made me laugh, and I’m still here and enjoying reading every week 🙂

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1062 "2011-12-19T14:08:56Z")

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> [@DireWolf](#):
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> Maybe they’re even plotting to “get out on good behavior” by saying that they were mistreated/raped by the guard, and they’re just practicing his “proper” way of speaking to make it sound more believable?

In any quasi-mediaeval society that would fly about as far as a paralyzed ostrich… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![DireWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DireWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DireWolf)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1063 "2011-12-20T11:10:59Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> In any quasi-mediaeval society that would fly about as far as a paralyzed ostrich… :dubious:

Perhaps. But they **did** rather enjoy throwing animals long distances with catapults back then too… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1064 "2011-12-20T20:56:25Z")

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> [@pricciar](#):
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> See. I had a different reaction from everyone else. I thought they were play acting and being over the top stupid to make fun of the guard, while the guard never did any of the stuff they were doing. He is disliked by them because he is a guard and nothing more. So, his response at the end is a genuine complaint. And, that made me laugh.

That was my take, as well. More particularly, they dislike him because they haven’t been able to use sexy shenanigans to trick him into releasing them. So they’re mocking him by acting out what it must be like to have sex with such tidy, conscientious guard.

Kind of a weak strip, but “I’m strewing shit around like raccoons got in there,” makes the whole thing worthwhile.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1065 "2011-12-20T21:08:56Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> That was my take, as well. More particularly, they dislike him because they haven’t been able to use sexy shenanigans to trick him into releasing them.

OK, you and pricciar have convinced me.

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1066 "2011-12-21T05:48:51Z")

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What I like best is that there is more than one way to interpret this episode. There is funny enough here for me.

And I recall a fair number of installments before the Ivan/ Navaan arc, of varying degrees of hilarity. The drama tag wasn’t irrevocably pulled, but the switch may have been in the ON position for a while.

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**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1067 "2011-12-25T10:02:54Z")

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I believe she has perfectly captured the spirit of the season:

[http://oglaf.com/saturnalia/](http://oglaf.com/saturnalia/)

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1068 "2011-12-25T13:56:49Z")

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> [@MostlyClueless](#):
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> I believe she has perfectly captured the spirit of the season:
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> [http://oglaf.com/saturnalia/](http://oglaf.com/saturnalia/)

I believe she has perfectly captured the spirit of “What. The. HELL??!!” But then, I’m a Monty Python fan as well. Merry Whatever!

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1069 "2012-01-08T20:27:14Z")

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Fist bump- for great justice!

[notches](http://oglaf.com/notches/)

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1070 "2012-01-08T22:18:02Z")

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I asked previously about whether there really were “secret pages”, and went a-googling again. No luck finding any secret pages, but some had suggested that the _Epilogue_ pages were the secret pages.

I had never noticed the _Epilogue_ pages before.

So for anyone else who never noticed, some of the stories have an epilogue page that you don’t get to if you just click _Next Page_. For example, in the [Shaft](http://oglaf.com/shaft/4/) and [Salome](http://oglaf.com/salome/1/) stories, below the link to _Archive_, there’s a link to the _Epilogue_ page.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1071 "2012-01-09T00:16:12Z")

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And the Saturnalia update has apparently become a secret page. Yeah, I saw it too, but the previous comic and next comic links skip over it now, and the direct link fails.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1072 "2012-01-14T18:38:25Z")

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Well, OK, can someone explain the punchline of this one to me then?  
“Hey! You found the crocodile and it bit your leg off! Keep up the good work!”  
Or did anybody get a different punchline out of it that I managed to miss?

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**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1073 "2012-01-14T18:43:37Z")

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> [@Mr\_Lister](#):
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> Well, OK, can someone explain the punchline of this one to me then?  
> “Hey! You found the crocodile and it bit your leg off! Keep up the good work!”  
> Or did anybody get a different punchline out of it that I managed to miss?

I took the last panel to mean he had successfully seduced the crocodile, even though he lost a leg in the process.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1074 "2012-01-14T18:55:54Z")

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> [@I'm Not Dennis Bergkamp](#):
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> I took the last panel to mean he had successfully seduced the crocodile, even though he lost a leg in the process.

Yeah, that’s the joke. It’s playing off [this internet meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doesnt-matter-had-sex).

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1075 "2012-01-14T23:11:09Z")

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Ah… OK, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1076 "2012-01-15T02:41:21Z")

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I don’t think it’s an Internet meme; it’s a human meme. Or possibly a multicellular-organism meme.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1077 "2012-01-15T19:04:36Z")

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I think [this week’s](http://oglaf.com/failsafe/1/) is pretty funny. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

No penises or boobs though. ☹

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1078 "2012-01-15T19:27:25Z")

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“On the plus side, I lied about it never sleeping.”

I lol’ed.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1079 "2012-01-15T20:00:16Z")

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[Nice callback](http://oglaf.com/labyrinth/).

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1080 "2012-01-15T20:09:51Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> [Nice callback](http://oglaf.com/labyrinth/).

Hey,yeah! I forgot about that.

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