# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1181 "2012-03-11T21:28:34Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> 😕 No no no no no no no no no!!
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> See, Morag makes war for the pious **against** the ungodly, so when she undertakes on behalf of the (godless) Brothers of Happenstance to “stoke the holy fires of retribution to consume those who would destroy [them]”, she ends up annihilating **HERSELF!!**
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> Get it??
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> …I think?..

This was my take on it.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1182 "2012-03-11T22:28:09Z")

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Remember [this strip](http://oglaf.com/funpire/)?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1183 "2012-03-11T22:43:53Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Remember [this strip](http://oglaf.com/funpire/)?

Yes, I linked to it by name at the start of the discussion of the current one (“The Fire of God”), back in post #1170.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1184 "2012-03-11T23:06:07Z")

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> [@sps49sd](#):
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> The ali-text is for pg. 2 is “Fortune favors the alive”. That, plus Highlander, tells me that Morag is dead.

That’s what I was taking from it as well. I just thought there was a bit of “middle” left out of the story that explained how she got from “stoked to take on this mission” to “missing from the neck down.”

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1185 "2012-03-12T07:06:29Z")

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I have a feeling this is the start of a longer story. Haven’t we seen a vampire who liked to have fun before? You know, [this one](http://www.oglaf.com/wake/2/)?

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**Author:** ![DireWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DireWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DireWolf)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1186 "2012-03-12T09:06:36Z")

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> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> I have a feeling this is the start of a longer story. Haven’t we seen a vampire who liked to have fun before? You know, [this one](http://www.oglaf.com/wake/2/)?

I was _just_ about to point that out. In fact, this week’s strip leads to all sorts of interesting thoughts…

1 - The monks link back to Grier  
2 - The Funpire could very well be Navaan the vampire, who learned how to have “Fun” when in the clutches of… (or rather, having in her clutches)…  
3 - IVAN  
4 - Ivan’s not dead (so sayeth the jedi-spirit-anti-yoda-like-lizard), but perhaps needs to be “awoken” in some sort of Oglaf-universe-twisted-reverse-sleeping-beauty thing, which given all the possible connections now between Ivan, Navaan, Grier, the monks, and Mistress…well, that could get fun for _someone_.

Call me an optimist, but I see the author finding a really neat way of connecting a few of the recent-ish threads back to Ivan’s story. Hell, being a fantasy world with some standard tropes to be expected, wouldn’t an amusing “party that must go save the world” made up of Ivan, Grier, Navaan, Vanka (rescued from prison, of course), and Mr. Allegory-hater be kind of fun to watch interacting with each other?

…yes, I _am_ a tool for actually having thought this all out, but a) I really want to believe that all of the one-shots lately have been for some greater purpose, b) I really like Grier, Navaan, and Vanka (Grier is probably my favorite character in the whole series, to be honest), and c) Ivan’s story is definitely one I’d love to see come back full force.

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1187 "2012-03-12T12:55:22Z")

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For whatever reason I never made the connection between  
fun + vampire= funpire,  
I kept thinking  
fun+empire=funpire  
:smack:

I like it, I also think Morag is still alive & there is more to come to her story.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1188 "2012-03-12T13:22:19Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> See, Morag makes war for the pious **against** the ungodly, so when she undertakes on behalf of the (godless) Brothers of Happenstance to “stoke the holy fires of retribution to consume those who would destroy [them]”, she ends up annihilating **HERSELF!!**
> 
> Get it??
> 
> …I think?..

Oh…that makes much more sense than my interpretation. I thought she was fighting the enemy of luck, which would be bad luck, and then she had bad luck against bad luck. (When I type it out, it looks like gibberish.)

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**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1189 "2012-03-12T13:52:35Z")

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I wonder what Morag’s god died of?

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1190 "2012-03-12T19:50:54Z")

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> [@DireWolf](#):
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> 2 - The Funpire could very well be Navaan the vampire

I thought the monks were just trying to get Grier to come to a surprise “thank you” party, but learning that there really is a funpire killing them makes me hopeful that we will see Navaan again.

Ivan and Mistress will of course return sooner or later; I’m not worried about them.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1191 "2012-03-12T20:22:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …Vanka (rescued from prison, of course)

That just doesn’t compute. Vanka does not get rescued from prison; she does her own escaping.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1192 "2012-03-12T21:05:29Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> That just doesn’t compute. Vanka does not get rescued from prison; she does her own escaping.

“rescues herself”, you mean.

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**Author:** ![DireWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DireWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DireWolf)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1193 "2012-03-13T15:04:50Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> That just doesn’t compute. Vanka does not get rescued from prison; she does her own escaping.

“Rescued” in the 4th wall sense, as in, the author plucks her from the prison and sets her on the loose again, etc.

It was early/late, gimme a break 😛

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1194 "2012-03-18T15:46:40Z")

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[New one](http://oglaf.com/hoopla/). A little chuckleworthy.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1195 "2012-03-18T15:58:27Z")

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Who doesn’t love titties?

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1196 "2012-03-18T16:09:39Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> Who doesn’t love titties?

well, there not my thing, but I have just one thing to say about that: “fucktopus!”😃

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1197 "2012-03-18T17:18:23Z")

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I haven’t seen anyone so dour since Mandy (of Billy & Mandy).

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1198 "2012-03-18T18:18:44Z")

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Grier is damned skinny (nice butt for someone so completely lacking hips, though…)

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**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1199 "2012-03-18T18:27:48Z")

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“Sqlibba Lubba Libba Foont”

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1200 "2012-03-18T18:38:53Z")

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> [@MostlyClueless](#):
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> “Sqlibba Lubba Libba Foont”

I never knew Don Martin was so sexy.

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