# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1201 "2012-03-18T18:40:25Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > Who doesn’t love titties? I don’t love titties. I don’t hate them, mind you, but to me, they’re just another body part, sort of like elbows or chins. And I loved the fact that she was going to a brothel because her lack of fun was hurting her professionally. I wouldn’t have enjoyed a session with a female fucktopus, but a nice massage? Oh yeah. Followed by an attractive MALE fucktopus? Sign me up, honey. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1202 "2012-03-18T20:51:50Z")
“The fucktopus’s only natural enemy is the sperm whale.” heh ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1203 "2012-03-18T21:46:50Z")
Grier is apparently not into sex and you can’t really imagine she would spend any time in a bikini. Anyone else find it anomalous that she would be so neatly trimmed down to a landing strip? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1204 "2012-03-18T22:26:45Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Grier is apparently not into sex and you can’t really imagine she would spend any time in a bikini. Anyone else find it anomalous that she would be so neatly trimmed down to a landing strip? Less hair to grab in a fight. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1205 "2012-03-18T23:14:27Z")
Dude, she has long braids of head hair. If she was worried about hair grabbing, her pubes would be the least of her concerns 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1206 "2012-03-18T23:21:52Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > Who doesn’t love titties? ^ | | Rhetorical question. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1207 "2012-03-19T01:34:03Z")
Second page mouseover text: “The only natural enemy of the fucktopus is the sperm whale.” OK, now _that_ was funny. 😃 ETA: Drat, ninja’d by **Miller**. By hours, no less. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1208 "2012-03-19T12:48:09Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Grier is apparently not into sex and you can’t really imagine she would spend any time in a bikini. Anyone else find it anomalous that she would be so neatly trimmed down to a landing strip? She seems to have no problem with going at it enthusiastically _when it is in the pursuit of her goals_ – e.g. getting paid by the village for thawing out the Snow Queen. And she seemed to be starting to get into it during the “fuck fight” with Vanya until she sprung her trap (because, of course, that was \*competitive \*sexing). And just about everyone in the Oglaf World is quite well trimmed/manscaped anyway. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1209 "2012-03-20T02:05:33Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Dude, she has long braids of head hair. If she was worried about hair grabbing, her pubes would be the least of her concerns 😉 Humor. It is a difficult concept. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1210 "2012-03-20T09:56:14Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > She seems to have no problem with going at it enthusiastically _when it is in the pursuit of her goals_ – e.g. getting paid by the village for thawing out the Snow Queen. And she seemed to be starting to get into it during the “fuck fight” with Vanya until she sprung her trap (because, of course, that was \*competitive \*sexing). > > And just about everyone in the Oglaf World is quite well trimmed/manscaped anyway. Building on this, if she’s naturally quite hirsute down there, I imagine that she’d keep things neatly trimmed in case she needed to have sex in pursuit of some goal other than an orgasm. She’s ready to make money in any way possible. She probably wouldn’t be able to make a decent living as a prostitute, but if she needs to use sex to get money, she’ll use it without a second thought. As long as it doesn’t involve her having fun. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1211 "2012-03-20T10:08:48Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Humor. > It is a difficult concept. Humor. It is a difficult concept. But adding winky smilies is supposed to make it more obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1212 "2012-03-20T10:16:47Z")
… and anyway you guys are retconning badly. We all know that really, the reason she has shaved pubes is because cartoons of mostly shaved naked women are hot (well to many, anyway) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1213 "2012-03-25T17:41:51Z")
[New comic](http://oglaf.com/markfunpire/). ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1214 "2012-03-25T17:51:29Z")
> [@sps49sd](#): > > I thought the monks were just trying to get Grier to come to a surprise “thank you” party, but learning that there really is a funpire killing them makes me hopeful that we will see Navaan again. Good call 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Efogoto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a587f6/32.png) [@Efogoto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efogoto)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1215 "2012-03-25T17:58:46Z")
Alts and Titles: alt: Drunken surliness. Close enough to fun title: A bottle of your finest “drinking alone,” barkeep alt: These are just diagnostic leeches. title: Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble. alt: In which several things fill with blood. title: “Gnawbones” is another term for doctor. Or “sawbones.” I forget. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1216 "2012-03-25T18:05:14Z")
I called it! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1217 "2012-03-25T18:54:24Z")
Yay Navaan! And you know, I only just now noticed that Grier is left-handed. ---
**Author:** ![nonameronin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a5b964/32.png) [@nonameronin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonameronin)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1218 "2012-03-25T20:33:28Z")
“Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.” Does anyone know what this means? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1219 "2012-03-25T20:37:15Z")
I think that this establishes that all the recurring characters exist in the same continuity (although I’m not going to swear to that). I can’t wait till Grier meets Sandoval. ---
**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1220 "2012-03-25T20:41:40Z")
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