# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1221 "2012-03-25T21:02:13Z")

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> [@nonameronin](#):
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> “Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.”
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> Does anyone know what this means?

> **[The Wombles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles)**
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> The Wombles are fictional pointy-nosed, furry creatures created by Elisabeth Beresford and originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. They live in burrows, where they aim to help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in creative ways. Although Wombles supposedly live in every country in the world, Beresford's stories are primarily concerned with the lives of the inhabitants of the burrow on Wimbledon Common in London, England.
> The characters gained a higher na...

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1222 "2012-03-25T21:04:45Z")

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> [@nonameronin](#):
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> “Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.”
> 
> Does anyone know what this means?

[Wombles](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles)

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1223 "2012-03-25T21:14:17Z")

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Is Grier holding a dildo in that last panel? Or did she grow a dick?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1224 "2012-03-25T21:24:54Z")

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That’s her sword.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1225 "2012-03-25T21:32:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I think that this establishes that all the recurring characters exist in the same continuity (although I’m not going to swear to that). I can’t wait till Grier meets Sandoval.

We still don’t have a definitive connection between the main group of characters and the Kronar the Gay Barbarian/Skull of an Enemy King continuity (though some speculate that Grier is the Son of Kronar, which would separate those chronologically), and I don’t think the Labyrinth group or Oglaf the Magical Shepherd Boy is connected to either. Plus, of course, the Fountain-searchers, though they stopped recurring long ago.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1226 "2012-03-25T21:50:39Z")

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So in the third-from-last panel it looks like Navaan is eating the leeches, or at least sucking the blood out of them. Ewwww.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1227 "2012-03-25T21:57:30Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> That’s her sword.

See _Phallic Symbol._

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1228 "2012-03-25T21:58:07Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> So in the third-from-last panel it looks like Navaan is eating the leeches, or at least sucking the blood out of them. Ewwww.

Got to make a living somehow, and it probably doesn’t pay to be a too-obvious vampire.

Page 3 frame 5, I got the momentary impression she was expecting this blowjob to be a bit more [adorable](http://oglaf.com/nightfall/3/)…

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1229 "2012-03-25T22:00:32Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> We still don’t have a definitive connection between the main group of characters and the Kronar the Gay Barbarian/Skull of an Enemy King continuity (though some speculate that Grier is the Son of Kronar, which would separate those chronologically), and I don’t think the Labyrinth group or Oglaf the Magical Shepherd Boy is connected to either. Plus, of course, the Fountain-searchers, though they stopped recurring long ago.

None of them have shown up more than two or three times, so I’m not sure that I’m going to count them as recurring.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1230 "2012-03-25T23:15:17Z")

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So perhaps I’m being slow, but do we know who is doing the killing yet? Navaan seems just to be milking victims without killing them. Or is that having some delayed effect?

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1231 "2012-03-25T23:41:20Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Page 3 frame 5, I got the momentary impression she was expecting this blowjob to be a bit more [adorable](http://oglaf.com/nightfall/3/)…

Yeah, she looks so disappointed.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1232 "2012-03-25T23:57:23Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> So perhaps I’m being slow, but do we know who is doing the killing yet? Navaan seems just to be milking victims without killing them. Or is that having some delayed effect?

We don’t know that Navaan is killing them, but it seems easy to believe.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1233 "2012-03-26T00:12:41Z")

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It seems near certain that Navaan is involved in killing them in some way.

But if she has found a way to milk them without killing them (and is prepared to do that rather than kill them) then why is she sometimes killing them? If milking works you might think killing then becomes counter productive for her. Or maybe what she’s doing kills eventually. Or maybe what she’s doing doesn’t actually kill them but turn them into funpires but the monks don’t realise that?

There has to be, I think, some sort of further twist.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1234 "2012-03-26T00:30:59Z")

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It could also be the other vampires in her group. Just cause she’d rather blow the monks than kill them doesn’t mean that her compatriots share the same view.

On the other hand, the corpse’s erection suggests that he died shortly after she finished. At least this is getting interesting again.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1235 "2012-03-26T00:37:41Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> It could also be the other vampires in her group. Just cause she’d rather blow the monks than kill them doesn’t mean that her compatriots share the same view.
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> On the other hand, the corpse’s erection suggests that he died shortly after she finished. At least this is getting interesting again.

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1236 "2012-03-26T17:04:38Z")

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After watching this forum since [lament](http://www.oglaf.com/lament/) I’ve decided to finally join and whatnot. yay.

I don’t think Navaan is actually the “funpire” but with her disappointment of the blowjobs (I love the wiping it off on their clothes) I think she’s looking for Ivan. Since she’s here, I bet Ivan is hiding out amongst the cultists somewhere

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1237 "2012-03-26T17:08:48Z")

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> [@zibbazabba905](#):
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> After watching this forum since [lament](http://www.oglaf.com/lament/) I’ve decided to finally join and whatnot. yay.
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> I don’t think Navaan is actually the “funpire” but with her disappointment of the blowjobs (I love the wiping it off on their clothes) I think she’s looking for Ivan. Since she’s here, I bet Ivan is hiding out amongst the cultists somewhere

Hello **zibbazabba905** , and welcome to the Straight Dope!

I’m not so sure that Navaan isn’t the funpire, mostly because we never seem to see her **stop** phlebotomizing her “patients”. That’s a fair bit of blood in the jar by the time the blowjob’s over.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1238 "2012-03-26T17:55:22Z")

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Is there a term for a simultaneous Blow Job/Exsanguination?

I suppose one could say she Drained His Vein.

Or a Phleblojob.

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1239 "2012-03-27T09:23:11Z")

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> [@zibbazabba905](#):
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> Since she’s here, I bet Ivan is hiding out amongst the cultists somewhere

I thought Ivan was dead-esque, as of some time ago?

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**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1240 "2012-03-27T12:24:55Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Is there a term for a simultaneous Blow Job/Exsanguination?

Red Cross gets serious with blood donor recruitment?

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