# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1241 "2012-03-27T12:28:23Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > I thought Ivan was dead-esque, as of some time ago? We’re all hoping that he’s only mostly dead, and will get better in some funny, filthy and degenerate manner. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1242 "2012-03-27T15:47:29Z")
Bring back The Slut! ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1243 "2012-03-27T17:30:12Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > I thought Ivan was dead-esque, as of some time ago? More importantly, he was _inside the castle_ as of some time ago. I can handle magic, fantasy, allegorical allegories, and highly dubious definitions of “virginity,” but if Oglaf starts breaking Aristotelian unities, I’m out of here! If Ivan shows up in the next strip saying, “Navaan! You won’t believe what happened to me! I was inside the castle, and then I left and now I’m here! Oh, yeah, I was also dead-esque and isn’t that a funny story let me tell you how I came back,” I just don’t don’t see how we could be expected to buy it! ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1244 "2012-03-27T23:22:33Z")
… Idea. What if -Ivan- is the funpire? I mean, he did almost have questionable relations with a -real- vampire a while back! ---
**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1245 "2012-03-28T08:40:06Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > … Idea. What if -Ivan- is the funpire? I mean, he did almost have questionable relations with a -real- vampire a while back! he does have the bite on him scouring for signs of him, I want to say hes the guy with the pirate hat [in panel 6](http://www.oglaf.com/markfunpire/) but I don’t think he’s that short ---
**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1246 "2012-03-29T05:56:21Z")
Are the [epilogues](http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/fire_of_god_epilogue.jpg) being updated randomly, or do I keep missing them every time I go through? Also found [this](http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/blank_meanwhile.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1247 "2012-03-29T14:50:59Z")
> [@zibbazabba905](#): > > Are the [epilogues](http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/fire_of_god_epilogue.jpg) being updated randomly, or do I keep missing them every time I go through? Also found [this](http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/blank_meanwhile.jpg) Your links didn’t work for me for some reason, so I redid them in case anyone else has the same problem. [fire god](http://www.oglaf.com/fireofgod/epilogue/) [meanwhile](http://www.oglaf.com/blank-page/meanwhile/) I often miss the epilogues, I think it’s just that it’s a different link to click on instead of the usual “next page” link. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1248 "2012-03-29T17:10:07Z")
I don’t think I’ve _ever_ noticed an epilogue the first time I read a strip! ---
**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1249 "2012-03-29T22:10:47Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > I don’t think I’ve _ever_ noticed an epilogue the first time I read a strip! I know! its like the first time you find the title text and go through again looking for it, just to find out you missed the alt text and have to start all over again _AND THEN_ finding the 404 that hints at the [secret page](http://www.oglaf.com/hoopla/4/) ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1250 "2012-03-29T22:27:25Z")
> [@zibbazabba905](#): > > I know! its like the first time you find the title text and go through again looking for it, just to find out you missed the alt text and have to start all over again _AND THEN_ finding the 404 that hints at the [secret page](http://www.oglaf.com/hoopla/4/) I think it’s pretty safe to treat the dwarves as unreliable narrators. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1251 "2012-03-30T22:11:25Z")
Never mind - wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1252 "2012-03-30T23:30:43Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > Never mind - wrong thread Oh Fie, Sir, Fie! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1253 "2012-03-31T18:53:52Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > It could also be the other vampires in her group. Just cause she’d rather blow the monks than kill them doesn’t mean that her compatriots share the same view. I don’t think Navaan has a group of compatriots anymore. Remember how she told Ivan that if she lost her virginity her “friends” would cut her throat? ([Sure you do.](http://www.oglaf.com/nightfall/2/)) And we know that [she’s definitely lost her virginity](http://www.oglaf.com/wake/2/) now. So I doubt she’s hanging out with her fellow vampires much nowadays. In fact, the more I think of it the more I’m inclined to believe that Navaan **is** the funpire. After all, the title of the episode is “Mark of the Funpire” and the only one leaving marks on the victim, as far as we know, is her. The Brothers of Happenstance may believe her to be a perfectly normal and un-suspect fun doctor, but they’re not terribly bright, are they? ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1254 "2012-04-01T18:20:28Z")
[New one](http://www.oglaf.com/jarlampham/1/) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1255 "2012-04-01T18:37:58Z")
Has there ever been a naked woman in Oglaf, [excluding the wife of the Devil Bear,](http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/244609/Devil/) who did not have partial or full Brazilian? ---
**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1256 "2012-04-01T18:53:25Z")
I’m glad neither character is dead today. > [@astro](#): > > Has there ever been a naked woman in Oglaf, [excluding the wife of the Devil Bear,](http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/244609/Devil/) who did not have partial or full Brazilian? Well, the female art could be drawn for me, specifically; I have no problem with it. If I have to think about it, I assume grooming is the fashion. But now I wonder- if vampires are undead, does their hair stop growing? ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1257 "2012-04-01T18:55:21Z")
Have we seen the egg ‘magic’ thing before? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1258 "2012-04-01T20:10:30Z")
I’m certain we haven’t seen the fake-corpse egg, and I don’t think that we’ve seen magic of any sort stored in eggs before. And wouldn’t vegan ghouls still avoid the fake corpse, if it’s made with egg? ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1259 "2012-04-01T20:28:46Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’m certain we haven’t seen the fake-corpse egg, and I don’t think that we’ve seen magic of any sort stored in eggs before. But it does suggest the cheering possibility that maybe all the “dead” monks of the Brothers of Happiness are also merely pseudo-corpses and their real selves are happily frolicking somewhere. Although I can’t for the life of me figure out where that might be. (Oh by the way, apparently the real [way to trap leeches](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUBihECPJM&feature=channel_page) is with a folded sheet of aluminum with a little ground salt-cured liver smeared between the folds as bait.) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1260 "2012-04-01T20:37:08Z")
Post-edit window: Meant to say “Brothers of Happenstance”, of course, sorry about that. Also, looks like I (and several others previously) called it on the funpire really being Navaan herself! 'Course, we haven’t got to the bottom of this yet, not by a long chalk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=64)