# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1261 "2012-04-01T21:03:47Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > I don’t think Navaan has a group of compatriots anymore. Remember how she told Ivan that if she lost her virginity her “friends” would cut her throat? ([Sure you do.](http://www.oglaf.com/nightfall/2/)) And we know that [she’s definitely lost her virginity](http://www.oglaf.com/wake/2/) now. So I doubt she’s hanging out with her fellow vampires much nowadays. > > In fact, the more I think of it the more I’m inclined to believe that Navaan **is** the funpire. After all, the title of the episode is “Mark of the Funpire” and the only one leaving marks on the victim, as far as we know, is her. The Brothers of Happenstance may believe her to be a perfectly normal and un-suspect fun doctor, but they’re not terribly bright, are they? But the ‘cut her throat’ thing was because it would remove her from the magic city. When the magic city went away, they didn’t need her to send out people. However, I think that most of her group was killed chasing Ivan back towards the Queen’s city, so I’d agree that she doesn’t have a group any more. That’s probably why she decided to lose her virginity - no reason not to. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1262 "2012-04-01T22:47:07Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > However, I think that most of her group was killed chasing Ivan back towards the Queen’s city, so I’d agree that she doesn’t have a group any more. That’s probably why she decided to lose her virginity - no reason not to. Can you _really_ kill vampires that way in anybody’s canon, though? Stake through the heart - Stoker never said anything about arrows. I don’t think Buffy ever killed a vampire with an arrow, either, though I don’t know the whole series… ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1263 "2012-04-01T23:13:09Z")
> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#): > > Can you _really_ kill vampires that way in anybody’s canon, though? Stake through the heart - Stoker never said anything about arrows. I don’t think Buffy ever killed a vampire with an arrow, either, though I don’t know the whole series… Well, an arrow through the heart would count as a stake, but of course you wouldn’t think they’d all get critical hits. Naveen giving up her hymen, though, leads me to think that the other vamps all split - probably the Queen didn’t want them around and chased/killed them off once she knew they there (no competing evil in the area). ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1264 "2012-04-01T23:37:55Z")
> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#): > > Can you _really_ kill vampires that way in anybody’s canon, though? Stake through the heart - Stoker never said anything about arrows. I don’t think Buffy ever killed a vampire with an arrow, either, though I don’t know the whole series… I’ve seen members of her Scooby Gang carry around a crossbow a few times. Arrows are made of wood, and if they go through the heart they can kill a vampire the same way a stake can. You can also use silver arrowheads. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1265 "2012-04-02T00:22:33Z")
So. Um. Anyone want to make bets as to how many panels it would take for Greir and Navaan to get to the dirty things? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1266 "2012-04-04T02:47:53Z")
Was the “woowoowoo” a Dr. Zoidberg reference? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1267 "2012-04-04T07:49:09Z")
I think it is just Navaan doing a very (very) bad job of pretending to be a ghost departing from the “body” on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1268 "2012-04-07T08:56:53Z")
[QUOTE=The note] As a doctor I sometimes sleep for a week… [/QUOTE] I wonder if Navaan isn’t the doctor but an assistant. Vampires don’t normally sleep for weeks at a time or am I so tainted from Homestuck that not everything has some deeper meaning hidden behind it? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1269 "2012-04-08T13:12:05Z")
> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#): > > Can you _really_ kill vampires that way in anybody’s canon, though? Stake through the heart - Stoker never said anything about arrows. I don’t think Buffy ever killed a vampire with an arrow, either, though I don’t know the whole series… Dracula’s Daughter (1936) was killed by an arrow. If you can’t believe Universal Studios when the Laemmles were still running the show, who can you believe? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1270 "2012-04-08T13:20:56Z")
Also, I finally figured out Naavan’s confusion in “Mark of the Funpire”: she’s disappointed that the monk’s semen doesn’t scream and run like Ivan’s. And, yes, the dead monk’s posture does suggest that it’s a fake corpse and that she’s actually kidnapped the monks and is holding them elsewhere. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1271 "2012-04-08T16:37:47Z")
[Don’t miss the epilogue](http://oglaf.com/prophylaxis/). ---
**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1272 "2012-04-08T18:03:44Z")
I like the current arc, but there is some mysterious wtf-ery going on. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1273 "2012-04-08T20:43:45Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Also, I finally figured out Naavan’s confusion in “Mark of the Funpire”: she’s disappointed that the monk’s semen doesn’t scream and run like Ivan’s. [Ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14900734&postcount=1228) ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1274 "2012-04-08T21:31:14Z")
Oglaf is _back_. Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1275 "2012-04-09T00:24:34Z")
Anyone figure out why there’s a room full of Naavan clones? She’s a vampire right? why would there be dozens of clones of her? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1276 "2012-04-09T00:29:14Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Anyone figure out why there’s a room full of Naavan clones? She’s a vampire right? why would there be dozens of clones of her? Clones? She’s been making dead dopplegangers for amusement and playing dress-up. Probably had a number of those magic egg things, or can get them cheap. ---
**Author:** ![zibbazabba905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@zibbazabba905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zibbazabba905)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1277 "2012-04-09T01:06:15Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Clones? She’s been making dead dopplegangers for amusement and playing dress-up. Probably had a number of those magic egg things, or can get them cheap. I kinda thought they were different “escapes” she pulled, and returned to her like the one in the first comic, “disguises” and all ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1278 "2012-04-09T02:15:29Z")
> [@zibbazabba905](#): > > I kinda thought they were different “escapes” she pulled, and returned to her like the one in the first comic, “disguises” and all Have I been neglecting the mouseovers, or what? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1279 "2012-04-09T02:25:13Z")
> [@zibbazabba905](#): > > I kinda thought they were different “escapes” she pulled, and returned to her like the one in the first comic, “disguises” and all How does that explain the one wearing the strap-on? ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1280 "2012-04-09T13:41:39Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > How does that explain the one wearing the strap-on? Notice also that the one wearing the strap-on is also wearing almost the same cape/cowl as [the slut](http://oglaf.com/high-noon/2/). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=65)