# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1381 "2012-06-17T20:05:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, has Navaan guessed something significant about the effect of blood on her prisoner, or does she just want some more gratuitous sex? She wants more gratuitous sex _and_ gratuitous blood. Remember what she is. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1382 "2012-06-17T20:09:47Z")
A challenger for the fruit viking! (Very NSFW) [http://olderoticart.tumblr.com/post/24904810204](http://olderoticart.tumblr.com/post/24904810204) ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1383 "2012-06-17T20:17:46Z")
The plot rolls on. Also, the deterioration of effort put into drawing Greir since her 1st appearance ([meltwater](http://oglaf.com/meltwater/)) is recreationally distressing to me. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1384 "2012-06-18T02:36:22Z")
The fruitviking was making me think of ‘[Goblin Market](http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174262)’, by Christina Rossetti > [@](#): > > Morning and evening > Maids heard the goblins cry: > “Come buy our orchard fruits, > Come buy, come buy: > Apples and quinces, > Lemons and oranges, > Plump unpeck’d cherries, > Melons and raspberries, > [@](#): > > ``` > But sweet-tooth Laura spoke in haste: > > ``` > > “Good folk, I have no coin; > To take were to purloin: > I have no copper in my purse, > I have no silver either, > And all my gold is on the furze > That shakes in windy weather > Above the rusty heather.” > “You have much gold upon your head,” > They answer’d all together: > “Buy from us with a golden curl.” > She clipp’d a precious golden lock, > She dropp’d a tear more rare than pearl, > Then suck’d their fruit globes fair or red: > Sweeter than honey from the rock, > Stronger than man-rejoicing wine, > Clearer than water flow’d that juice; > She never tasted such before, > How should it cloy with length of use? > She suck’d and suck’d and suck’d the more > Fruits which that unknown orchard bore; > She suck’d until her lips were sore; > Then flung the emptied rinds away > But gather’d up one kernel stone, > And knew not was it night or day > As she turn’d home alone. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1385 "2012-06-24T22:17:35Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > It’s likely. > > Now, has Navaan guessed something significant about the effect of blood on her prisoner, or does she just want some more gratuitous sex? And is she going to find out something that lets her arrive just in time to save the day, or is Grier going to deal with it all herself? I was [half](http://oglaf.com/funstrike/)right - it’s not that there’s anything especially significant, but Navaan came up with a creative way to use blood in interrogation. And it looks like she may need to save the day, because for once Grier is actually in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1386 "2012-06-24T22:48:22Z")
Grier is too sober and literal to beat something that’s the monster version of the Joker. Navaan’s screwball take is definitely needed. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1387 "2012-06-25T04:17:45Z")
This is going to be fun. I thought what was going to happen was that Navaan (in her ditzy way) was going to get sidetracked by blood and sex and get nowhere while Grier (in her efficient and ruthless way) was going to defeat the Funsnake. Happy to be wrong. Were there any clues available to Navaan to indicate that the prisoner was being duplicitous, or was Navaan’s decision to interrogate deeper just down to her scepticism generally? She didn’t seem to be suspicious of the prisoner’s story initially, and it was only when the monk came up with the ghoul costume that she seemed to decide to interrogate further, on a whim. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1388 "2012-06-25T04:20:49Z")
A Hooke’s Law joke! You don’t run across those every day, but something tells me I probably shouldn’t share this one with my high school students. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1389 "2012-06-25T05:11:24Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > A Hooke’s Law joke! You don’t run across those every day, but something tells me I probably shouldn’t share this one with my high school students. Oh, go ahead, spring it on them. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1390 "2012-06-25T05:29:52Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > A Hooke’s Law joke! You don’t run across those every day, but something tells me I probably shouldn’t share this one with my high school students. You’d certainly want to bounce the idea off a few colleagues before you tried it out on your students. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1391 "2012-06-25T05:42:26Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Oh, go ahead, spring it on them. > [@Princhester](#): > > You’d certainly want to bounce the idea off a few colleagues before you tried it out on your students. I don’t know. I’m not always a model of professionalism, but this would really be stretching it. I don’t want to get forced out of my job. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1392 "2012-06-25T06:08:23Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I don’t know. I’m not always a model of professionalism, but this would really be stretching it. I don’t want to get forced out of my job. Oh, go on. Extend yourself a little. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1393 "2012-06-25T12:32:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Were there any clues available to Navaan to indicate that the prisoner was being duplicitous, or was Navaan’s decision to interrogate deeper just down to her scepticism generally? She didn’t seem to be suspicious of the prisoner’s story initially, and it was only when the monk came up with the ghoul costume that she seemed to decide to interrogate further, on a whim. I figured that she was doing it because, you know, it involved sex. And she seems to enjoy sex. A lot. And will use any excuse to do anything sexually related. However, I have to admit that I don’t always get the jokes in this comic until it’s discussed here. Quite possibly I don’t read/watch enough porn. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1394 "2012-06-25T12:36:01Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > I figured that she was doing it because, you know, it involved sex. And she seems to enjoy sex. A lot. And will use any excuse to do anything sexually related. That’s how it appeared to me. And then wham: she lucks out. ---
**Author:** ![DireWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DireWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DireWolf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1395 "2012-06-25T16:02:29Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > A Hooke’s Law joke! You don’t run across those every day, but something tells me I probably shouldn’t share this one with my high school students. > [@Finagle](#): > > Oh, go ahead, spring it on them. > [@Princhester](#): > > You’d certainly want to bounce the idea off a few colleagues before you tried it out on your students. > [@Tangent](#): > > I don’t know. I’m not always a model of professionalism, but this would really be stretching it. I don’t want to get forced out of my job. > [@Malacandra](#): > > Oh, go on. Extend yourself a little. Well, don’t Strain yourself too much - in a worst-case scenario you could always catch another job on the Rebound. PS, while the Grier story makes me happy, this thread of commentary makes me both happy and proud to be among smart and funny people in a low-Stress environment like this. (this thread now geologist-approved) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1396 "2012-06-25T16:12:41Z")
Hey, everyone, keep your puns at a proportionate level. You’re really going too far, and forcing things. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1397 "2012-06-25T17:38:58Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Hey, everyone, keep your puns at a proportionate level. You’re really going too far, and forcing things. Those puns were so shameless, the perpetrators should just slink on out of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1398 "2012-06-25T18:14:12Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Hey, everyone, keep your puns at a proportionate level. You’re really going too far, and forcing things. I don’t know why you think this plea is going to sway these folks, but I guess hope springs eternal. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1399 "2012-06-25T18:57:15Z")
[As long as the spring tangent is still alive…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJD0GTwLkVM) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1400 "2012-06-25T21:22:21Z")
> [@DireWolf](#): > > Well, don’t Strain yourself too much - in a worst-case scenario you could always catch another job on the Rebound. As a bouncer, maybe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=71)