# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 71

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1401 "2012-06-25T23:14:46Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> As a bouncer, maybe.

Sure, explaining the spring constant to drunks you are escorting to the door.

Dammit, they taught me about Hooker in engineering school, and I don’t get the joke.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1402 "2012-06-26T08:17:43Z")

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Guys I think we have taken this beyond the limit and the thread has permanently deformed.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1403 "2012-06-26T09:24:18Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Guys I think we have taken this beyond the limit and the thread has permanently deformed.

I apologize for the tangent, so in order to make some restitution I will try to bring this thread back to equilibrium by offering the following observation:

I hate it when chicks spit blood up my dick.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1404 "2012-06-26T16:14:16Z")

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I’m guessing you really only hate finding out _afterward_ that they did it, and that _when_ they’re doing it you haven’t the slightest objection.

Oh, and by the way…

> [@Tangent](#):
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> I apologize for the tangent

I saw what you did there.

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1405 "2012-06-28T16:57:21Z")

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I am not convinced that Navaan was spitting up blood. She has gotten all the information from the prisoner, doesn’t need him anymore, wants to suck out the rest of his blood, and is keeping him calm until too late.

And damn, she looks good in her 1st panel. I’m not sure if I am disappointed by or respect Grier blocking the gratuitous upskirt in her last panel.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1406 "2012-06-28T17:31:23Z")

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I just realized that the password to get into the chamber is also the very thing that you need to kill the funsnake: a stick.

Well, a pretend sword. Which a stick can be, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1407 "2012-06-28T23:45:40Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> I just realized that the password to get into the chamber is also the very thing that you need to kill the funsnake: a stick.
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> Well, a pretend sword. Which a stick can be, anyway.

Maybe that was the riddle!!!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1408 "2012-07-01T22:34:03Z")

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Hah. Trust Navaan to get [sidetracked](http://oglaf.com/sideshow/1/). But surely Grier has been taken prisoner for later sacrifice to the funsnake, which Navaan will arrive to interfere with in an amusing fashion, because it would be just so bogus otherwise. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1409 "2012-07-01T22:40:05Z")

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That is one quite proper fake sword she’s made.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1410 "2012-07-01T22:52:35Z")

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Also: Nice gag with the whack-a-mole stall; and Morag the Immortal does not look too pleased (though, really, why would she?).

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1411 "2012-07-08T17:22:12Z")

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Called it [right](http://oglaf.com/sacrifice/) so far. Grier is badass enough to taunt her captors into tying her face-first to the stake just so she can shin up it and free herself… only to finally fall prey to the fun-god’s power despite her immense willpower and general grumpiness. Come on, Navaan, this is no time to be a ditz!

And well done Morag the Immortal on being the world’s most peeved alarm clock!

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1412 "2012-07-08T19:05:58Z")

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I think the pacing of this story will work in the archives or a print collection, but at three pages a week, it seems to be dragging a little bit. Here’s hoping they wrap it up soon and get back to writing comics with punchlines.

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1413 "2012-07-08T19:16:18Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> I think the pacing of this story will work in the archives or a print collection, but at three pages a week, it seems to be dragging a little bit. Here’s hoping they wrap it up soon and get back to writing comics with punchlines.

Grier punched two or three in the first comic. What more do you want?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1414 "2012-07-08T21:54:31Z")

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I love the detail that three pages a week provides. Navaan is drooling in her sleep, for example…

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1415 "2012-07-08T22:11:39Z")

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Must…resist…fun…

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1416 "2012-07-10T05:18:58Z")

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I’m disappointed by the use of “fukken” instead of “fuckin’”, but that’s my cross to bear.😛

I just watched Richard Hammond (on Crash Course) scale a tree with spikes and a rope; Grier must have some nice, strong thighs to match his use of foot spikes.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1417 "2012-07-10T08:24:07Z")

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> [@AndrewL](#):
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> That is one quite proper fake sword she’s made.

With glitter and glued-on elbow macaroni, yet. I mean, if you’re gonna kill a fun god, it may as well be fun, right?

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1418 "2012-07-15T17:07:53Z")

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[Thus endeth fun.](http://www.oglaf.com/deincarnation/)

Maybe.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1419 "2012-07-15T17:50:46Z")

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Hilarious. Don’t let the mule drink the water.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1420 "2012-07-15T18:34:45Z")

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Okay, confused. What was it that Navaan threw? I’m getting she had the ‘fake deaths’ set up beforehand, but … How could those kill something?

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