# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1461 "2012-07-18T18:32:29Z")

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> [@Lakai](#):
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> What’s the opposite of a foxhole?

A fox hump!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1462 "2012-07-18T19:56:02Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> I don’t doubt that your explanations are correct but dammit this is Oglaf. The author virtually promised that somehow Navaan would end up in an orgy in the Fun God’s chamber. I demand the mercenary-on-vampire Girl/Girl action I was promised!

Unfortunately, Navaan likes men. As in, really, really, really likes men. And, to be honest, when has Grier been into sex other than to get a big bag of money for satisfying the Ice Queen, or because she’s been taunted into an erotic wrestling match which she goes along with only to demonstrate that she can beat anyone at anything if she wants?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1463 "2012-07-18T22:34:35Z")

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Well who knows what the emanations of the Fun God could have caused?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1464 "2012-07-18T22:54:36Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Unfortunately, Navaan likes men. As in, really, really, really likes men. And, to be honest, when has Grier been into sex other than to get a big bag of money for satisfying the Ice Queen, or because she’s been taunted into an erotic wrestling match which she goes along with only to demonstrate that she can beat anyone at anything if she wants?

She went to the brothel to prove she could have fun. Although she ended up getting thrown out.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1465 "2012-07-22T16:59:17Z")

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New one’s up. Saw the punchline coming, but I liked it.

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1466 "2012-07-22T17:00:37Z")

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[http://oglaf.com/overbite/1/](http://oglaf.com/overbite/1/)

Damn, dentists get all the chicks.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1467 "2012-07-22T18:48:39Z")

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The question is, could Grier and Navaan, together, beat the sexy thief? (And does the thief have a name?)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1468 "2012-07-22T20:51:24Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> The question is, could Grier and Navaan, together, beat the sexy thief? (And does the thief have a name?)

[Vanka of Brogoria](http://oglaf.com/roguearsenal/).

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1469 "2012-07-23T00:48:19Z")

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> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#):
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> Damn, dentists get all the chicks.

The husband of a dentist friend is going to be surprised to hear this.😃

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1470 "2012-07-29T15:55:32Z")

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[This one](http://oglaf.com/sexualcavalry/)’s just silly, but after that mammoth story arc I think we’re due a little gratuitous silliness. 😃

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1471 "2012-07-29T16:59:36Z")

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Deep philosophical question: What was the picture of?

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1472 "2012-07-29T17:41:22Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Deep philosophical question: What was the picture of?

Betty White?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1473 "2012-07-29T17:53:39Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Betty White?

No, no,the \*other \*one.

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**Author:** ![sps49sd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@sps49sd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sps49sd)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1474 "2012-07-29T18:01:03Z")

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“Ever Inward”, love it!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1475 "2012-07-29T19:17:23Z")

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The alt-text was the funniest part of the strip:

Once more unto the breech, dear friends

(ok, why aren’t spoiler tags working?)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1476 "2012-07-29T19:42:08Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> The alt-text was the funniest part of the strip:  
> [noparse]Once more unto the breech, dear friends[/noparse]
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> (ok, why aren’t spoiler tags working?)

I’ve noparsed it so you can see…

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1477 "2012-07-29T19:43:53Z")

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When I looked at it, the alt-text was, “Don’t call for the sexual foreign legion unless you’re ready for their foreign objects.”

The one you saw was better.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1478 "2012-07-29T23:02:59Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Once more unto the breech, dear friends

Ha! That _is_ good.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1479 "2012-07-30T04:16:29Z")

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> [@Saltire](#):
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> When I looked at it, the alt-text was, “Don’t call for the sexual foreign legion unless you’re ready for their foreign objects.”
> 
> The one you saw was better.

There are always two alt-texts. One of them only shows during times that the image is loading slowly. I understand that there is some trick to being able to call both of them up, but I’ve never been able to master it.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/1480 "2012-07-30T05:25:05Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> There are always two alt-texts. … I understand that there is some trick to being able to call both of them up, but I’ve never been able to master it.

There are two ways to have alternative text - one is meant to be a placeholder for a missing image only, and the other is for tooltip-like hover text. Internet Explorer has always only ever used the “alt=” tag to do both, but correct use of HTML says the “title=” should be the only way to see tooltip text, and most other browsers comply.

By looking at the HTML code you get this:

```auto

<img id="strip" src="strip goes here" alt="Once more unto the breech, dear friends" title="Don't call for the sexual foreign legion unless you're ready for their foreign objects" />

```

She’s taking advantage of the browser mismatch to have a secret message that half her audience would normally not see.

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