# Oh Atrael....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 1999, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816 "1999-11-24T02:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/21 "1999-11-30T14:40:00Z")

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Glad I could help Kelli… 🙂 Hope you Had a good Thanksgiving and found your “spot”…let me know if there are any other bits of sexual wisdom I can impart…and if you have trouble finding it, I’d be happy to demonstrate in person at Dopecon 2000… 😉  
(Just kidding dear)  
(and I just had to bring a thread with my name on it to the top one last time…)

Lion-  
Actually I have done that also, but my current SO is a little too sensitive for that. 🙂 Although sometimes I do it just to tourture her a litte.

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/22 "1999-11-30T22:38:00Z")

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Lion-

Gosh, I wish I could do that by myself…

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“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/23 "1999-11-30T22:56:00Z")

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Christ on a pony! Women have all these erogenous zones.  
How many have guys got? One!  
Okay, it’s a good one, but still.

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This space for rent.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/24 "1999-12-01T02:05:00Z")

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LION:  
_That_ was exactly what was done tome…once!

He was an old flame that had learned a new trick since I had seen him last. I actually had to force him to stop, I thought the top of my head would pop off!

You are a good man.

My current so isnt the exploratory type, but if i ever shag old shitboy again, I bet I can direct him to it!

I havnt tried it myself…I am not much for masturbation…although, I might have to start!

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/25 "1999-12-03T03:56:00Z")

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Um, moderators? Can we move this thread to the Reference Section? It’d be nice to keep it handy.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/26 "1999-12-03T03:57:00Z")

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Oh, I almost forgot:

::reserving a first-class ticket to Florida for Lanna::

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/27 "1999-12-03T04:20:00Z")

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It outta have a better name than “scrapin’ the lump.”

The Come Hither Finger Roll? Nah, sounds too much like a basketball term?

Hookin’ the G? Nope. Sounds like the name of a rapper.

How about Rear-Rubbin’ the Love Nubbin?

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/28 "1999-12-03T04:29:00Z")

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I don’t care what it’s called, as long as Lion keeps doing it the way he does.

And people wonder why we are still married.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/29 "1999-12-07T23:12:00Z")

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[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_069.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_069.html)  
Cecil on the G Spot.  
Jill  
Cecil _writing about_ the G spot I mean.

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-atrael/11816/30 "1999-12-08T13:58:00Z")

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Jill–  
In all respect to Uncle Cec, I have to disagree…sorry.

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