# Oh, Aunt Flo, you bitch, such a sense of humor you have!  (warning: whiny)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 26, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-aunt-flo-you-bitch-such-a-sense-of-humor-you-have-warning-whiny/354370 "2006-04-26T22:45:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-aunt-flo-you-bitch-such-a-sense-of-humor-you-have-warning-whiny/354370/61 "2006-05-01T19:14:36Z")

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> [@beebee](#):
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> no, i am not kidding. as long as i am in pain, i reserve the right to be a whining crybaby. i have seen a dr., diagnosis middelsmertz. no treatment. my friends do not pray for me to hit menopause, because i killed them all for telling me to STFU.

It keeps getting funnier. Middelsmertz? You act like you’ve been diagnosed with stage four bone cancer. News flash: millions of women have middlesmertz, pcos, tilted uterus, fibroids, dysmennhorea - fuck I know a woman with TWO SETS OF INTERNAL PARAPHENALIA and she doesn’t ‘reserve the right to whine’

It’s not cutesy. It’s dumb.

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