# Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420 "2011-07-09T16:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/21 "2011-07-09T19:44:45Z")
I heard King Phillip Came Over For Some Good Spaghetti. LOL, it helped me pass Biology! ---
**Author:** ![maisoui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@maisoui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maisoui)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/22 "2011-07-09T19:47:48Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Do Keep Papers Coming Or Flunk General Science. Heard that one in eighth grade, still use it. Love it! Just that bit of tie-in with science to make it more memorable. We had King Phillip Came Over For Good Spaghetti… (don’t know why we weren’t concerned with remembering Domain). And… \*\*Sarabellum \*\*beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/23 "2011-07-09T19:49:15Z")
ROY G BIV is a colorful guy. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/24 "2011-07-09T19:56:02Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > While we’re at it, can anyone remember what this one helps us remember?: > > “Lessen Urgent Motions To See That All Squirrels Can Be Rationally Sufficient” > > All I can recall is that it was for a very important test I had to take. Maybe Chemistry. Or Child Development. > > Maybe the DMV test. > > Ah, school days! Sounds intriguing and I haven’t the first clue, so I’m bumping it for you. Who knows this one? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/25 "2011-07-09T20:22:48Z")
“Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls’ Vaginas And Hymens” The cranial nerves in order. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/26 "2011-07-09T20:24:52Z")
Anybody here remember LSMFT? We had at least one naughty version. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/27 "2011-07-09T20:24:54Z")
I think Every Good Boy Deserves Favor is the lines of the bass clef? I learned it as Every Good Boy Does Fine. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/28 "2011-07-09T20:31:13Z")
> [@Dr.Girlfriend](#): > > I think Every Good Boy Deserves Favor is the lines of the bass clef? I learned it as Every Good Boy Does Fine. I believe the bass clef lines are GBDFA = Good Boys Do Fine Always EGBDF is for the treble lines. The gap between clefs if for BCD, and if there’s a mnemonic for that I never learned it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/29 "2011-07-09T20:55:04Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I learned My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Nine Pumpkins. My very expensive machine just smashed up near Philadelphia. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/30 "2011-07-09T21:13:34Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Anybody here remember LSMFT? We had at least one naughty version. Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco Am I the only other old person here? Hell, I can still SING all of the TV cigarette commercials. “Look for the ring, ring, ring, ring, ring around… the dual filter Tareyton… the Tareyton ring marks the re-al thing-- in mildness, and fine tobacco, too… dual filter, dual filter Tareytuuuuun!” I even remember Edie Adams and “Cigars, cigarettes, Tiparillos?” Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/31 "2011-07-09T21:14:40Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I believe the bass clef lines are GBDFA = Good Boys Do Fine Always > > EGBDF is for the treble lines. This is correct. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/32 "2011-07-09T21:18:32Z")
> [@Sarabellum1976](#): > > I heard King Phillip Came Over For Some Good Spaghetti. LOL, it helped me pass Biology! I learned it Kitty Put Catnip On Fido’s Ground Steak. Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/33 "2011-07-09T21:20:24Z")
Naughty Elephants Squirt Water …or… Never Eat Sour Watermelon I remember my daughter learning these two in school. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/34 "2011-07-09T21:22:49Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco Yes. That’s the “real” one, but do you know some of the others? Lord Save Me From Truman was one. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/35 "2011-07-09T22:14:47Z")
Some Say Money Matters But My Brother Says Big Boobs Matter Most. Mnemonic for knowing which cranial nerves are (M)otor, which are (S)ensory, and which are (B)oth. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/36 "2011-07-09T22:21:00Z")
Please Elope My Dear Aunt Sally – order of operations. All King Edward’s Horses Call Me Bloody Fool - the order of the marking letters in the small-size [dressage](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressage) ring. FLIP DADS - the factors to be evaluated in order to determine physical custody of a child or change physical custody, in New York State. F=Financial means, L=lifestyle, I=Initial custody order, P=primary caretaker, D=Desires of the children, A=Ability and Availability, D=domestic violence, S=Siblings should not be Separated ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/37 "2011-07-09T22:35:31Z")
Gee, if we posted all of these that all of us know… no one would even have to go to COLLEGE, for Dog’s sake! You’d know every dad-gummed thing anyone would need to know. \ ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/38 "2011-07-09T23:27:33Z")
Most useless: How I need a drink! Alcoholic, of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics. It works, but it takes so long to translate that it’s worthless. You might as well just memorize. It’s for the digits of pi. Count the letters in each word. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/39 "2011-07-09T23:43:31Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > EGBDF is for the treble lines. Empty Garbage Before Dad Flips ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420/40 "2011-07-09T23:52:34Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > The FACE thing makes me think I have run across an acronym or mnemonic that is harder to remember than the thing it’s describing. “30 days hath September” is one I have always found more difficult than just remembering the structure of the year. I can never get the rest of the rhyme correct. “April, May, and December?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-be-a-fine-girl-kiss-me/588420.md?page=3)