# Oh boy: children, flutes, semen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714 "2017-10-01T12:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/1 "2017-10-01T12:54:42Z")
[Flutes possibly contaminated with semen given to California students](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-flutes-contaminated-california-students-20170930-story.html) > [@](#): > > The Los Angeles Unified School District said it was cooperating in an investigation of alleged “inappropriate sexual conduct involving a musical performer” that affected at least 13 school districts. I couldn’t find any information about how the contamination was discovered. It amazes me that people can still find new ways to be perverse and disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/2 "2017-10-01T13:32:17Z")
“This one time, at band camp…” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/3 "2017-10-01T14:34:13Z")
I have so many questions, that I’m not sure I want answered… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/4 "2017-10-01T14:40:02Z")
Wait’ll the International Tuba Fest scandal breaks… ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/5 "2017-10-01T15:55:50Z")
Its odd that the authorities won’t name the suspect or how this was discovered. FTR…this began in Orange County. The local news aren’t providing any concrete details and the story thus far seems sensational. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/6 "2017-10-01T16:17:09Z")
flutes, not FLUKES! Ohhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/7 "2017-10-01T16:31:44Z")
I’m not getting the humor here. This is a vile crime directed against children. If this actually happened, they ought to give him a special exception death penalty. It reminds me of this earlier case. > **[Man gets jail for semen in co-worker’s water bottle](https://www.ocregister.com/2011/04/22/man-gets-jail-for-semen-in-co-workers-water-bottle/)** > > SANTA ANA – A Fullerton man was sentenced to 180 days in jail Friday on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker’s water bottle. Superior Court Judge… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/8 "2017-10-01T21:18:12Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Wait’ll the International Tuba Fest scandal breaks… If you’re man enough to fill a tuba then I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/9 "2017-10-01T22:39:01Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > I’m not getting the humor here. This is a vile crime directed against children. If this actually happened, they ought to give him a special exception death penalty. It reminds me of this earlier case. > > [Man gets jail for semen in co-worker’s water bottle – Orange County Register](http://www.ocregister.com/2011/04/22/man-gets-jail-for-semen-in-co-workers-water-bottle/) In your opinion, is there any actual harm to the children? If so, what is it? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/10 "2017-10-01T22:50:05Z")
You just can’t make this shit up, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/11 "2017-10-01T23:47:28Z")
Where flutes go, treble follows. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/12 "2017-10-02T00:35:49Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > In your opinion, is there any actual harm to the children? If so, what is it? How refreshing, to see such an inordinately intelligent question. There will, of course, be no answer forthcoming. Seriously, what if the guy jerked off and then handled the doorknob to the band room. Would we still have demands for “special exception death penalty”? ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/13 "2017-10-02T00:59:13Z")
So, I see they still pipe officers aboard ship. The tradition lives on. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/14 "2017-10-02T02:11:47Z")
The guy may not deserve the death penalty, but a beating with a burlap sack full of brass woodwinds. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/15 "2017-10-02T02:16:45Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Where flutes go, treble follows. You should be thrown off a clef for that terrible pun. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/16 "2017-10-02T03:01:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Where flutes go, treble follows. It’s all about that bass… ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/17 "2017-10-02T04:38:53Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > In your opinion, is there any actual harm to the children? If so, what is it? Tell that to the kids who will be living with this in their memories of childhood for the rest of their lives. Lets see how your ass would react if he came all over your keyboard. This criminal committed a sex act against children. No sane human could even conceive of this. If not already, he will want his semen inside kids. He is a predator. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/18 "2017-10-02T04:41:04Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > How refreshing, to see such an inordinately intelligent question. There will, of course, be no answer forthcoming. > > Seriously, what if the guy jerked off and then handled the doorknob to the band room. Would we still have demands for “special exception death penalty”? Usually one must go to Thailand or the Philippines to encounter such cavalier attitudes towards children and sexuality. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/19 "2017-10-02T04:42:47Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Usually one must go to Thailand or the Philippines to encounter such cavalier attitudes towards children and sexuality. Actually, the pedos who used to go to Thailand now generally head for Cambodia. Thailand has cracked down a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714/20 "2017-10-02T04:46:18Z")
How much semen are we talking about, here; little spots only detectable under a black light, or the flute makes a gurgling sound when you play it? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-boy-children-flutes-semen/797714.md?page=2)