# Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969 "2020-07-22T01:41:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/101 "2020-08-05T00:27:36Z")
Post 100. We need a 100 more guys. @Cecil_Adams is gonna think the ‘teeming millions’ are just a ‘few folks and the weird guy in the corner’ Get in here and post your deepest darkest wish for @Cecil_Adams to come and say one measly word. Hi Hello Kiss my butt Or…my favorite “Hi, Beckdawrek, you’re my favorite Doper” Yeah. That’ll do it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/102 "2020-08-05T00:56:51Z")
Beck IS my favorite doper. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/103 "2020-08-05T02:00:31Z")
Carni\*- you can’t fool me. I know for a fact you’re in Arkansas. @Cecil_Adams isn’t in this state. Oh, maybe he wants my peach cobbler and has decided to come on down. I better clean up the guest room. \*nickname ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/104 "2020-08-05T02:24:48Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > the weird guy in the corner Hey! I resemble that! ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/105 "2020-08-05T02:47:52Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Beck IS my favorite doper. Yep, it’s da truth. Or as Yoda would say ‘Beck, my favorite Doper is’. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/106 "2020-08-05T03:37:19Z")
But…Cecil is not responding. Where have I gone wrong? Am I too silly? Dumb? Not cute enough? I do have sparkly toenails, just sayin’ Nah…I’m pretty cool if I say so myself.🙃 Come on in, Cec. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/107 "2020-08-05T03:56:08Z")
45 posts in 14 days in one thread… That should earn ya the stalker of the year badge! 🎖 ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/108 "2020-08-05T04:07:50Z")
Have you tried the ouija board, or saying his name three times into a dark mirror at midnight? (If he appears, don’t feed him after midnight, at all costs) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/109 "2020-08-05T04:31:22Z")
@mikecurtis, Wow! I can always use a new badge. Thanks. Wouldn’t a stalker actually need to have had a real contact with the stalker to make it legit? Hey, I’m not above that. Unca Cece needs to do his part and show up. I’m a confirmed over poster ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/110 "2020-08-05T06:30:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > But…Cecil is not responding. > Where have I gone wrong? You did not bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/111 "2020-08-05T06:56:38Z")
Auntie Em, Auntie Em. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/112 "2020-08-05T18:52:58Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Not cute enough? Hey! I resemble that! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/113 "2020-08-05T19:17:30Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > > > But…Cecil is not responding. > > Where have I gone wrong? > > You did not bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West. And that’s not all, hand over the ruby slippers and fix him up with Glinda the good witch ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/114 "2020-08-05T19:29:46Z")
Beck, I seen this here play where a girl with sparkly toe nails walks out on the balcony, and says, “Cecil, Cecil, wherefore art thou, Cecil?” I guess she asks instead of says, but I digress. Cecil, who has been stalking her out in the bushes, stand up and says, “Well, I’m rite cheer!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/115 "2020-08-05T20:17:29Z")
Et tu Carni\*? \*Nickname ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/116 "2020-08-06T07:14:28Z")
Bumpin’ for @Cecil_Adams ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/117 "2020-08-06T11:12:38Z")
@carnivorousplant: > [@](#): > > Cecil, who has been stalking her out in the bushes, stand up and says, “Well, I’m rite cheer!” So you are channeling Andy Griffith? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/118 "2020-08-06T13:55:48Z")
> [@LH75](#): > > So you are channeling Andy Griffith? Just checking on the ages of my fellow MMPers. I heard it in Junior High. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/119 "2020-08-06T13:57:55Z")
> [@chela](#): > > fix him up with Glinda the good witch Might be a tough one. When last seen, she and the Scarecrow were having root beers at Sonic. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/120 "2020-08-06T15:07:42Z")
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