# Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969 "2020-07-22T01:41:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/161 "2020-09-03T22:03:24Z")

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Cecil loves Patagonia. He’s especially fond of the jackets. He has no desire to un-retire, preferring a life unburdened by modern technology and …

Wait, snatches of Morse code are coming over the wireless.

S (buzz, crackle) … T (squawk, pop) … F (garble, screech) … U

What do you think that means?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/162 "2020-09-03T22:15:17Z")

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… - …-. …-

(plus some other things so this is recognized as a post…)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/163 "2020-09-03T23:41:59Z")

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Cecil is bad, bad, bad.

I still like him.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/164 "2020-09-04T00:12:02Z")

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Hey, Ed? Do you want some Gorm? All my Wienies got plenty to spare. I can let you have some.

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**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/165 "2020-09-04T01:12:22Z")

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You can’t be serious. All my life I’ve been trying to escape the curse of gorm. Now I’ve succeeded. My tires are tubeless, my steel is stainless, my (blush) … well, there’s no gorm on it.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/166 "2020-09-04T04:41:51Z")

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Well, just sayin…

Excess of Gorm. Tryin’ to get rid of it.

View the Gorm here: [https://www.flickr.com/photos/155285423@N02/with/40352136210/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/155285423@N02/with/40352136210/)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/167 "2020-09-04T06:03:24Z")

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Them Gorms looking alot like weenie-dogs.

Cute!!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/168 "2020-09-04T08:19:38Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
>
> An appearance from the Master preferably in my thread 😏 would be uplifting and welcomed. Just sayin’

**Beck** , I’m reminded of an e-mail exchange I had with Cecil some years ago. I was able to find it in old e-mails. It came from a book he wrote, that I’ve read, and that he quoted:

> [@](#):
>
> “Blessed are the Dopers, for theirs is my kingdom, even though I am gone. Blessed are those who post tragedies in MPSIMS, for they shall be comforted by other Dopers. Blessed are those who post facts in GQ, for they shall inherit my legacy. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for truthfulness in IMHO, for they shall be satisfied. Blessed are the playful, for they shall play in Thread Games. Blessed are the friends of the arts in CS, for they shall see other points of view as to movies, TV, music, and other arts. Blessed are the peacemakers in GD, for they shall be called my sons and daughters. Blessed are those who have been persecuted by trolls, for the sake of righteousness, in the Pit and in P&E, for they are members of my kingdom too. Blessed are you, all Dopers, when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward on the SDMB is great. Just as trolls and spammers persecute you, so did they persecute the lost posters who were before you. Yet you survived, long after they were banned and their threads cornfielded, and the SDMB survives, because of people like you. I have left you all my legacy, and I trust that you will carry it now, and into the future.” (Cecil 5:3-12)

Cecil and I had many communications, and there is much I cannot say. Regardless, I look back at that message, which he did not ask me to keep quiet on, and I think that, Cecil need not post. It seems to me that real, honest-to-goodness Dopers do not need Cecil–in a way, if we follow those guidelines he stated, then we are all Cecil; and we carry his legacy of truthfulness, citations, and facts forward.

Given all that, then my dear friend **Beck** , if you want to see Cecil, then you need only look into a mirror.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/169 "2020-09-04T08:25:19Z")

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@Spoons, only you could say that so well.

Thank-you

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/170 "2020-09-04T13:54:53Z")

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NOW you’ve done it!

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/171 "2020-09-04T15:24:45Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Given all that, then my dear friend **Beck** , if you want to see Cecil, then you need only look into a mirror.

> **[granny hawkins - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=46aBmwiQ&id=921F0A06C2C3076EFF565DD6C494FF5FC7516A8A&thid=OIP.46aBmwiQngKOQi4g_E6PaQHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fpbs.twimg.com%2fprofile_images%2f1867770607%2fgrannyhawkins_400x400.jpg&exph=400&expw=400&q=granny%2Bhawkins&simid=608040818075765365&ck=711E03E6B10C8F10111867D763B88F7A&selectedIndex=0&FORM=IRPRST&ajaxhist=0)**
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> Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/172 "2020-09-04T17:14:28Z")

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Gato, how did you find my picture?  
I thought I had all that pulled down off the web.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/173 "2020-12-02T21:02:22Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> Found it. The OP was Esprix. I can’t seem to get to the thread via the new board, but here’s googles web cache of [that thread](https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:OzIQu2tKQCkJ:https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-90638.html+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-d), from 19 years ago wow.
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> > 11-28-2001, 02:37 PM
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> > Originally posted by Cecil Adams
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> > Yo, Esprix.
> > 
> > Happy?

I think I might have died that day.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/174 "2020-12-03T04:32:40Z")

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So cool. I envy you, Esprix.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/175 "2020-12-03T04:37:35Z")

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I thought this poster was banned, then dead. Hey, I’m used to being wrong. I’m married.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/176 "2020-12-03T07:36:37Z")

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I haven’t given up on @Cecil_Adams.

Just been a little ill.  
You’d think the perfect master would at least send a ‘get well’ message. At least.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/177 "2020-12-03T08:03:14Z")

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**Beck** , you might think so, but Cecil doesn’t typically do that.

Like I said, I’ve been in touch with him over the years, and he feels that we’ve been going along just fine without him–fighting ignorance, specifically. He’s happy to sit by and watch us carry on his fight, because he knows we can do it. And it seems to me that we have been.

I will say, “get well soon,” **Beck**. You’re a close friend, and I wish you well. As does Cecil, I’m sure, though he may not say such.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/178 "2020-12-03T17:43:45Z")

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Thx, @spoons, you are a valued friend.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/179 "2020-12-04T13:40:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the Which I mean, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to answer, and shall commande more than you._

… H.P. Lovecraft _The Case of Charles Dexter Ward_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-cecil-where-are-you-beckdawrek-summons-you/915969/180 "2020-12-04T19:39:48Z")

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His wish is my command!

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