# Oh Come! All ye faithful.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000 "2004-12-15T17:48:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/1 "2004-12-15T17:48:19Z")
Joyful & Triumphant, etc. etc. Merry Haunichistmakwanzaa and junk. Doing Yule, myself. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/2 "2004-12-15T17:55:08Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Joyful & Triumphant, etc. etc. > Merry Haunichistmakwanzaa and junk. > > Doing Yule, myself. In that case I wish you a Merry Happy Chanuchristkwanyulsolsmaskahzaaestice. Put that on a greeting card Hallmark! HAH! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/3 "2004-12-15T17:57:57Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > In that case I wish you a Merry Happy Chanuchristkwanyulsolsmaskahzaaestice. > > Put that on a greeting card Hallmark! HAH! I can put that on a card. All that is needed is to expectorate onto the card. What? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/4 "2004-12-15T18:12:56Z")
Merry Day Day to you all! :smack: πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ™‚πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :o πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :eek: πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜‰πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ†’πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/5 "2004-12-15T18:15:00Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Joyful & Triumphant, etc. etc. > Merry Haunichistmakwanzaa and junk. > > Doing Yule, myself. As a half-Jewish, half-Catholic Wiccan whose birthday also happens to be Christmas Eve, I thank you, and return the blessings. πŸ™‚ And am I the only one (besides George Carlin) who thinks β€œO Come All Ye Faithful” sounds more than a little dirty? (after preview) Man, **harm** , that’s _awesome!_πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/6 "2004-12-15T18:20:33Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Merry Day Day to you all! > > :smack: > πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ™‚πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :o πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› > :eek: πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜‰πŸ˜› > πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ†’πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› > πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ And to you too you πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ™‚πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :o πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :eek: πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜‰πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ†’πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/7 "2004-12-15T18:21:38Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > (after preview) Man, **harm** , that’s _awesome!_πŸ˜ƒ Ah, merci! πŸ™‚ Smacky smiley was the only one that looked β€œlit up” so he had to be the star. πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/8 "2004-12-15T18:29:55Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And am I the only one (besides George Carlin) who thinks β€œO Come All Ye Faithful” sounds more than a little dirty? that’s why you get β€œAdeste Fideles” in Jr. High/High school. GC rules. Very nice tree. I especially like the symbolism of the smackey smiley star. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/9 "2004-12-15T18:34:17Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And am I the only one (besides George Carlin) who thinks β€œO Come All Ye Faithful” sounds more than a little dirty? [Holiday Hijack]This past Beltane, after much mead and wine, we made a bunch of raunchy β€œBeltane Songs” bastardised from other songs. We decided β€œO Come All Ye Faithful” and β€œJoy to the World” worked fine just as they are! > [@](#): > > Joy To the World! > The Lord is come! > Let Earth recieve Her King! > Let ev’ry Hart (:p) > Prepare Him room > And Heav’n and Nature sing > And Heav’n and Nature sing > And Heav’n and Heav’n and Nature sing Tell me it’s not the perfect Stag King Beltane song! πŸ˜ƒ [/hijack] Merry and Happy ChrisKwanzaChannakOlstice to all. Except the Athiests. Uh, Athiests… Have a Nice Day. πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/10 "2004-12-15T18:38:52Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > [Holiday Hijack]This past Beltane, after much mead and wine, we made a bunch of raunchy β€œBeltane Songs” bastardised from other songs. We decided β€œO Come All Ye Faithful” and β€œJoy to the World” worked fine just as they are! I am teaching those to my entire circle come May. That’s _fabulous._ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/11 "2004-12-15T18:40:22Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Doing Yule, myself. [clark griswold]As in log…I mean Yule log…not that I have a log in the sense that you think I mean…[/clark griswold] ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/12 "2004-12-15T18:42:26Z")
The smiley-tree… most impressive. Most impressive, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/13 "2004-12-15T18:43:33Z")
Wishing you and yours a joyful holiday. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/14 "2004-12-15T18:50:52Z")
- πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› ooooooo πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜› :mad: oooo[COLOR=DarkRed]Merryoooo πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› oooooNoelooooo πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜›πŸ˜› oooooSDMB! ooooo πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› oooooooooooo πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› ooooooo πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜› πŸ˜› :mad: πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› [/COLOR]\* Less impressive smilie wreath - what can I say? I’m bored at work! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/15 "2004-12-15T18:53:54Z")
It’s stuff like this that made it so easy to give you the doperball **harmless**. Looks great. Do you do requests? A stocking? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/16 "2004-12-15T18:56:59Z")
Or a menorah? That would be really cool. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/17 "2004-12-15T18:58:35Z")
Ahem. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells/ Jingle all the way…/ O what fun… it is to fight…/ Godzilla in Tokyo Bay. Crashing through the streets / The Defence Force on its way / King Ghidorah attacks / He can’t be kept away. Then there’s Mothra too / Hedorah and Rodan / We’ll just try to bash and smash / all the buildings that we can. Happy Holidays. ;j (Funny, he doesn’t \*\*look \*\* kaiju-ish.) ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/18 "2004-12-15T19:06:51Z")
Anybody else with a cool Santa Sighting? I saw the Jolly Old Elf hauling ass down Main Street here in town on a big ol’ honkin’ Harley Davidson this past Saturday. Not in a parade or anything, mind you. Looks like he was just out for a ride. I trust he’ll be using the sleigh to make his appointed rounds in a few days. πŸ˜ƒ Happy Holidays everybody! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/19 "2004-12-15T19:17:33Z")
:o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o iiiii :o ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j iiii ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000/20 "2004-12-15T19:21:52Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Oh Come! All ye faithful… Yes? πŸ˜ƒ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-all-ye-faithful/280000.md?page=2)