# Oh, come on you anonymous coward. Pit me! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995 "2003-12-14T21:07:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/1 "2003-12-14T21:07:13Z")
One serious Pit Thread. That’s all I ask! Instead of sending me nasty e-mails, just come right out here and tell everyone that I’m brainwashed, yet I don’t have any fucking brains in my head. Or, hide like the stupid shit you are, stewing in your own humid, pathetic juices. No! No! Don’t stew---- spew! Right here! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/2 "2003-12-14T21:10:15Z")
But, but … then you’d know who he (she?) was and he’d have to have a back bone and stuff and … well, we can’t be having that now, can we? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/3 "2003-12-14T21:24:48Z")
Ohhhhh. Now I’m getting threatening IMs. Scary! Well, not really scary since who ever is doing it is too chickenshit to come forward. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/4 "2003-12-14T21:34:08Z")
I have a feeling that my anonymous coward just got banned. **Venus Isle** has the same tenuous grasp on her emotions and a limited vocabulary of the profane type as my mysterious e-mail and IM lover. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/5 "2003-12-14T21:36:10Z")
Oh, right - so this isn’t about the user **Anonymous Coward** , then? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/6 "2003-12-14T21:46:35Z")
There’s a user called **Anonymous Coward**? If there is then— funny name! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/7 "2003-12-14T21:46:39Z")
**Biggirl** : Have you gone through the list of people you’ve flamed recently (or have flamed you)? Odd that you should mention it, but I thought **Venus Ilse** ’s contributions seemed strangely familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/8 "2003-12-14T21:46:48Z")
What threads have you been debating in lately? Likely the loser is from there. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/9 "2003-12-14T21:55:17Z")
Oh, I know _why_ I’m getting the e-mails. Whoever is doing it is doing it to save **catsix’s** honor. Or because she wants to have **catsix’s** baby. Or because she’s just insane. Whatever the reasoning, **catsix** , you’ve got a steadfast and loyal friend out there. Ready to MAKE ME BACK DOWN or I’ll me get some of that really threatening ELSE! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/10 "2003-12-14T22:07:39Z")
What thread please? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/11 "2003-12-14T22:13:22Z")
[Coldfire – Not a warning my eye.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=228268) That one. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/12 "2003-12-14T22:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*There’s a user called **Anonymous Coward**? > > If there is then— funny name! \*\* [Yes, there is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&username=anonymous+coward), and I only opened this thread because I had not seen him/her have any sort of conflict with **Biggirl** , and was curious to know the basis of this conflict. ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/13 "2003-12-14T23:33:17Z")
For those who don’t know, Anonymous Coward is a term used on [Slashdot](http://slashdot.org/features/99/01/25/1713206.shtml) for posters who want to post anonymously. Heh, I wonder if posting that link will cause /. to get “Doped” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/14 "2003-12-15T00:36:07Z")
My e-mail lover and my IM bitch are claiming to be different people and most definitely not **Venus Isle.** Let’s contrast and compare, shall we? Here’s my IM bitch: > [@](#): > > Patriarchy is me: [http://www.annieeblackheart.com/index.php?showtopic=272&st=0&#entry3129](http://www.annieeblackheart.com/index.php?showtopic=272&st=0&#entry3129) > Patriarchy is me: How the fuck can anyone confront you when the moderator LIES and bans you fuckhead? Get a clue you dumb bitch. The dopers will get a chance to see that screenshot and your lying shithole administrators. You don’t answer me here, COWARD > Patriarchy is me: FUCK YOU Here’s my e-mail lover: > [@](#): > > catsix evinced not a single symptom of self-hatred; that’s your idiotic brainwashing showing through. > > Oh well, no need to bother; it’s obvious you don’t have a brain in your fucking head. So long > [@](#): > > I’m not anonymous, but considering what an asshole you are I’m not surprised if other people do send you anonymous hate mail. Just goes along with being a douchebag. > > That feminism thread is becoming rather infamous, and I suppose all the assholes who participated will get a few mentions here and there. Well, I don’t want to take up the precious time you have to go blast those evil men and those poor deluded women who don’t hate men but do hate their own vaginas (BWaaaaaaahahahaha!) so you go about your little activities. Thanks for the laughs hehe > > Linda > [@](#): > > I’m not IMing you hon. This is my account, you’re conflating me with someone else. Now go about your merry way; I’m not Venus Isle (though it may have been Venus Isle who IMed you, I wouldn’t know anything about that.) And here is the banned **Venus Isle** , whom I have no proof is either/both of my off board lovers.: > [@](#): > > Oh, and one last thing, I am not your fucking martyr, don’t even start getting that idea into your addled lefty fascist tumor you call a brain, your fucking moderator Lynn is a poster at Ms. magazine and she is another lying two faced fucking dyke bitch. > Cackle all you wish you dumb fucks, the only thing you cannot change is I have your number and you fucking well know it. > > Just like the Governor of Homofornia, I’ll be back!!! > > BAWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! > LOSERS!!! Yes, I do see similarities with the insane IMer and ole Venus there. Is it possible that I have two, yes two, secret lovers? Two who will battle to see which will have the honor of licking my ass? Maybe it’s just one but she/he is struck with that dreaded Soap Opera disease-- Evil Split Personality Disorder. I guess I’ll never know because, even though they are evil, they are afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/15 "2003-12-15T00:54:20Z")
I don’t understand why you would stay with lovers who abuse you so. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/16 "2003-12-15T00:58:07Z")
she must hate her own vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/17 "2003-12-15T00:58:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Apos \* > \*\*I don’t understand why you would stay with lovers who abuse you so. \*\* Oh, but if I claim abuse, they’d only tell me I’ve joined the Cult of Victimhood. It’s the patriachy-- it’s holding me down, man. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/18 "2003-12-15T01:24:17Z")
_Calls the patriarchy_ Yea, guys, **Biggirl** is on to us. Everyone call her “Toots” and give her pats on the butt for the next week. That’ll learn her. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/19 "2003-12-15T01:58:23Z")
Well it’s certainly a surprise to me that someone brought up my name when sending IMs to you, **Biggirl**. I didn’t ask for it, and I’m not involved in it. ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995/20 "2003-12-15T01:59:32Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Biggirl’s bashful lover \* > \*\* Patriarchy is me: [http://www.annieeblackheart.com/ind...st=0&#entry3129](http://www.annieeblackheart.com/ind...st=0&#entry3129) > Patriarchy is me: How the fuck can anyone confront you when the moderator LIES and bans you fuckhead? Get a clue you dumb bitch. The dopers will get a chance to see that screenshot and your lying shithole administrators. You don’t answer me here, COWARD > Patriarchy is me: FUCK YOU_\* Whoa. Is that the same **Anniee** that posts [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=228825&perpage=50&pagenumber=1)? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-come-on-you-anonymous-coward-pit-me/218995.md?page=2)