# Oh, Crunchy Frog....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-crunchy-frog/48002>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-crunchy-frog/48002 "2001-01-01T17:20:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-crunchy-frog/48002/21 "2001-01-02T22:10:14Z")

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I was wondering…  
Does Crispy Toad cereal come with a _Spring Surprise_ in the box?

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-crunchy-frog/48002/22 "2001-01-03T07:59:14Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by wyldelf \*  
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> \<GASP\>  
> These are my relatives! If you’re gonna kill them, at least munch on the ones I don’t like. Cousin Jeb, for example.
> 
> And **wyldelf** , I like to think, as the only one in my league, I have no competition. 😉 \*\*

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Honey - you are the one and only Frog that I like - in all honesty - my only real phobia in life is …

you guessed it…

Frogs.

So I must love you dearly to marry one. Perhaps if I kiss you you will turn into a prince?

And you should probably start referring to Cousin Jeb as the Late Cousin Jeb - (and he wasn’t very crunchy)

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