# Oh dear God, why???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 14, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888 "2001-03-14T02:50:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888/1 "2001-03-14T02:50:36Z")

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I thought that dang singing bass was bad.

[This is much, much worse.](http://funnyside.com/toiletgolgame.html)

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888/2 "2001-03-14T02:55:02Z")

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That’s great! I can think of about 3 people I would buy that for.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888/3 "2001-03-14T03:34:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mullinator \*  
> \*\*I thought that dang singing bass was bad.
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> [This is much, much worse.](http://funnyside.com/toiletgolgame.html) \*\*

Disagree: the Port-a-putt-y is _quiet_. That damned bass wouldn’t shut up and it was loud.

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888/4 "2001-03-14T10:17:43Z")

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Hey!! I bought the bass…it’s hanging on my bedroom wall as we speak. Don’t be dissin the fish…

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-god-why/57888/5 "2001-03-14T15:49:44Z")

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I saw the _TV ad_ for the Port-a-Putty. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.

Forget the tackiness of the gift itself for a moment. I’m watching a television ad with a guy happily putting away, sitting on the throne, his pants down around his knees.

Don’t wanna watch others take a dump, and doing so is not going to encourage me to buy any product, thanks.