# Oh dear, that was seriously funny; ask the ninja.

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**Created:** [August 8, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-that-was-seriously-funny-ask-the-ninja/367813 "2006-08-08T04:01:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-that-was-seriously-funny-ask-the-ninja/367813/1 "2006-08-08T04:01:35Z")

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[Ask the ninja](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvtbkz5HY_o)

I´m still whipping the tears from my eyes, that was brilliant, ninja-brilliant!

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-that-was-seriously-funny-ask-the-ninja/367813/2 "2006-08-08T04:39:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Ale]  
I´m still whipping the tears from my eyes  
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Y’know, when they say “eye-lashes” they don’t mean it literally.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-that-was-seriously-funny-ask-the-ninja/367813/3 "2006-08-08T13:32:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Askance]  
Y’know, when they say “eye-lashes” they don’t mean it literally.  
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_Re-reads…_

Oops!

Ehh… ninjas whip their eyes, yeah, that´s it. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-dear-that-was-seriously-funny-ask-the-ninja/367813/4 "2006-08-08T15:32:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Ale]  
_Re-reads…_

Oops!

Ehh… ninjas whip their eyes, yeah, that´s it. :dubious:  
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When all else fails, we can whip the ninjas’ eyes and make them sleep and cry…