# Oh, For the Love of Chocolate Christ on a Cookie Cross!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251 "2000-07-20T15:58:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/21 "2000-07-21T19:00:48Z")
> [@](#): > > T’hell with fuck, squick, AND felch… is anyone familiar with the practice of “munging”? No…what is it? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/22 "2000-07-21T19:45:04Z")
I can’t let my 100th post be a graphic description of mung. I am going to have to defer to SPOOFE on this one, as much as it pains me. MR ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/23 "2000-07-21T19:53:55Z")
**Maeglin** , Congrats on the 100, you bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/24 "2000-07-21T21:13:08Z")
[Homer]mmmmm…chocolate Christ on a cookie cross…mmmmm[/Homer] sorry…I couldn’t resist. Rose ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/25 "2000-07-21T21:16:24Z")
Thanks, Tymp! I knew I wouldn’t have to post a special thread commemorating my achievement since I have loyal, devoted groupies who congratulate me unasked! Regards, MR ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/26 "2000-07-21T21:42:12Z")
Wow, Maeglin already knows what munging is… I REALLY like you now! Okay, munging… (warning: VERY disgusting)… Picture this… it’s 4:00 AM, you’ve got a couple of loose-screw sickos, getting high and trolling the SDMB… after a while, they get bored and decide to go out and have some fun. They drive around for a bit until they find a graveyard. They search around until they find the grave of a woman, preferably “ripe” (about a year old… yes, that’s right, a year). They dig up the coffin and position the corpse on the ground… (It gets worse… if you’re queasy already, please stop reading). Guy #1 lays over the corpses’ chest, supporting himself with his arms and knees. Guy #2 positions his face down near the vaginal opening. When they’re both ready, Guy #1 kicks his legs out from underneath himself, depressing the chest cavity to the point that the vital (and squishy) organs are squeezed out the vagina. Guy #2 eats (that’s right, EATS) to his heart’s delight. One can only begin to imagine the level of drug-induced stupor and inherent mental illness that someone like this would need to perform such acts… not to mention the health problems with eating raw, rancid, human flesh. Anyway, that’s munging… Mods, Admins, if you think this is a bit too much for the message boards (even the Pit), feel free to delete it… but just let people know to E-mail me if they REALLY want a description (I’ll save this post if it becomes necessary). Oh, and tell 'em it’s really disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/27 "2000-07-21T23:21:44Z")
… So it’s probably a good thing that I want to be cremated, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/28 "2000-07-22T02:59:18Z")
Oh dear Goddess. Learning about felching made me queasy. Learning about squicking made the back of my head explode. Munging? Remember that scene in _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ where the guy’s whole face just melts off his skull? SPOOFE, do you have _any_ idea how difficult it is to type when your eyeballs have just become a disgusting pile of congealed goo on the keyboard? I can’t see, the keys are really sticky, and there’s no way in hell those little keyboard wipies are gonna clean up _this_ mess. And I’m out of Spray ‘n’ Wash. Dammit, how am I supposed to clean the rest of my face off my shirt? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/29 "2000-07-22T03:32:32Z")
That makes for a good gross story, but I would think that you would just split the corpses belly or abdomen. It might work. I just doubt that all the guts would squish out the the vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/30 "2000-07-22T04:44:52Z")
Yeah, really. I mean, has anyone actually tried that, or was this the product of a bunch of people sitting around on alt.people.who.have.no.lives.except.for.thinking.up.gross.shit trying to one-up one another? Felching is actually done. Squicking? Well, that’s bullshit too. But this one is the absolute stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Who the hell is going to do that? Do they LIKE the taste of formaldehyde? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/31 "2000-07-22T04:58:41Z")
So what the hell is squicking, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/32 "2000-07-22T05:16:54Z")
Yo Lexi, think skull-fuck. I dunno, it sounds like bullshit to me. But, it definitely gets a 9.9 on the scale of grossities. Only one thing scores higher. Something which you couldn’t even pay me to talk about. It’s also bullshit, but it tops every thing else I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/33 "2000-07-22T05:18:18Z")
I don’t know what’s worse…the thought that people do this, or the thought that ENOUGH people do this that there’s a name for it. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/34 "2000-07-22T05:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tymp \* > **I’ll be heartily fucking you all long after your weak little words are lost and forgotten.** Hey, sounds like fun. Is that an open invitation? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/35 "2000-07-22T06:27:32Z")
**Tymp** said: > [@](#): > > Ya know, **MysterEcks** , strange as it may seem, I’ve given more that a little thought to the development and marketing of just such a product. The idea I’ve pretty much settled on is a light, ginger wafer cross with a raspberry filled dark chocolate Christ. I can’t think of a better Easter treat. The perfect gift for those who find religion hard to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/36 "2000-07-24T05:15:30Z")
I forgot about this thread and I wanted to see what munging was so I went and looked it up. ::throws away ice cream:: I hate you people. Yes I know I asked. And no I really dont hate you people. But come on cant we think of anything happier? How bout the IPU finding and IBU and they get married and live happily ever after or something? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/37 "2000-07-24T10:20:43Z")
> [@](#): > > How bout the IPU finding and IBU and they get married and live happily ever after or something? I believe that’s called “Vooving”. Oh no, I just coined the new insult for the Pit… “Go voove yourself!” Okay, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/38 "2000-07-24T13:40:00Z")
Bastard! I start a thread to decry the excessive use of new, trendy obscenities and you come along with a new one?!?! You, **SPOOFE** , have earned the right to be summarily poked in the eye. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/39 "2000-07-24T19:13:50Z")
I’ve had enough. Here’s your final fix, ya bunch a coitus junkies: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Can we move on now? Felch is still a perfectly good word. In fact, it’s much more versatile. So, felch yourselves, you felching felchers! Continue with that fuck and shove a straw up your ass. All this felching fucking is felching everywhere. Pluck the penises out of your asses, get to felching, and have a felching enema, pig felchers! FELCH! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251/40 "2000-07-24T20:15:41Z")
Oh, I think you could’ve resisted, punk, but you didn’t. In stead, you’ve perfectly illustrated the point of my OP. “Felch” can never be effectively substituted for “fuck” in the original post without making the poster look like a complete fool. Thank you for your kind self-abuse for the sake of furthering my intentions. In return for doing me this favor, I’d offer to lend you a few IQ points, but I suspect that I’d never get them back uncorrupted. So, in stead, I’ll offer you a summary eye poking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-chocolate-christ-on-a-cookie-cross/26251.md?page=3)