# Oh, for the love of....(Dominos pizza)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 12, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082 "2008-04-12T21:31:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/21 "2008-04-13T23:25:08Z")

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[QUOTE=WF Tomba]  
It’s the second. So you think they’re trying to appeal to “a certain demographic”?  
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Yeah, I do. The article you linked to even said that the ads were supposed to appeal to young, working class, regular-guy type people. I think it’s insulting to the young, working class regular guys to think that they’ll be more apt to use a product that uses bad grammar in their ads.

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/22 "2008-04-13T23:27:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Purgatory Creek]  
I had to stop reading this thread because it was making me laugh way too hard for the Pit.  
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Don’t worry, I’m not exactly foaming at the mouth about any of this. I almost put it in MPSIMS, but I was feeling a little Pitty last night.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/23 "2008-04-14T01:14:22Z")

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But did you _get_ the pizza?

Or did the Deliverator get stuck in the swimming pool again?

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/24 "2008-04-14T01:30:02Z")

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[QUOTE=bufftabby]  
And **zsofia** , I will likewise be telling everyone I know about the pizza with high school children as the toppings. I know a lotta wannabe cannibals, and that’s probably the closest they’re ever gonna get without taking communion.  
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They should license other Disney characters as well. Who wouldn’t want to eat Hannah Montana?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/25 "2008-04-14T02:52:25Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
They should license other Disney characters as well. Who wouldn’t want to eat Hannah Montana?  
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…

Don’t mind me, I’m just trying to get the image that put into my head out…_shudder_

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/26 "2008-04-14T03:22:35Z")

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Do you guys have Liberty Tax in your area? With the guy/gal standing outside as the Statue of Liberty, and balloons, and flags? Haven’t you ever wondered what kind of person makes financial decisions based on a homeless guy dressed as Lady Liberty?

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/27 "2008-04-14T13:51:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
But did you _get_ the pizza?

Or did the Deliverator get stuck in the swimming pool again?  
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Is this a “Snow Crash” reference?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/28 "2008-04-14T15:54:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Zsofia]  
Do you guys have Liberty Tax in your area? With the guy/gal standing outside as the Statue of Liberty, and balloons, and flags? Haven’t you ever wondered what kind of person makes financial decisions based on a homeless guy dressed as Lady Liberty?  
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You mean it’s a _chain_? I was sure only a small business would be capable of such a loony advertising campaign.

Ours doesn’t have homeless people, though. They look like pimply high school seniors.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/29 "2008-04-14T16:23:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Zsofia]  
Do you guys have Liberty Tax in your area? With the guy/gal standing outside as the Statue of Liberty, and balloons, and flags? Haven’t you ever wondered what kind of person makes financial decisions based on a homeless guy dressed as Lady Liberty?  
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Yesterday I saw the one by my friend’s house, in his bright red lady liberty costume, flip someone off who was driving by. The image, for whatever reason, was particularly humorous to me.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/30 "2008-04-14T16:25:38Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> Their current slogan is “You Got 30 Minutes,”

Better than what they had decided on just before this, which was, “You Got 30 Minutes, bitchass motherfucka.”

> [@Purgatory Creek](#):
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> I had to stop reading this thread because it was making me laugh way too hard for the Pit.

You prefer your pittings splenetic and bland?

> [@Life with Mikey](#):
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> “Sunboist cookies? What is that?”  
> “Hey, I’m from Brooklyn, yoah lucky I speak English.”

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Jinks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Captain\_Jinks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Jinks)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/31 "2008-04-14T16:34:31Z")

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[QUOTE=C3]  
Yeah, it sucked, too. Back to Papa John’s. Good grief, I wish there was decent delivery around here.

I’m pretty sure it’s “who knows.” Or was that a whoosh?  
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That was a whoosh-- I gave it away by snickering.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/32 "2008-04-14T16:56:05Z")

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That Ira Gershwin, sure don’t know how to write no good English.

[I Got Rhythm](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THvJtAENfaQ)

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/33 "2008-04-14T17:44:32Z")

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[QUOTE=ArrMatey!]  
Yesterday I saw the one by my friend’s house, in his bright red lady liberty costume, flip someone off who was driving by. The image, for whatever reason, was particularly humorous to me.  
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_Red_? What the hell is the world coming to? Here at least Liberty is properly green.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-for-the-love-of-dominos-pizza/445082/34 "2008-04-15T00:16:11Z")

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For those who like a beverage with their delivery pizza or their Sunboist cookies:

_Got Milk?_

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