# Oh god yeah that feels good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143 "2007-03-01T10:06:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/1 "2007-03-01T10:06:21Z")
Mmmmm… yeah… oh yeah right there. Keep doing that. Oh man it feels good. Unnnghhh, dont stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like that. You like that? yeah I know you do. Oh, wait… chocolate? You’re putting what where? Ok… let’s try it. … oh WOW yeah so good… so goodasldfkj… yeah no dont stop, please for the love of God dont stop. I’m almost there… just a little more.a little more… harder, faster… oh i’m so wet… wait… here we gooo… hooooooooooh yeah. yeah… oh wow. thank you so much. Man that was a damn good hot-fudge sundae. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/2 "2007-03-01T10:19:04Z")
Jeez, I’d tell you to get a room but I think I’d prefer if you left the building entirely. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/3 "2007-03-01T11:13:35Z")
Hot-fudge sundae? That’ll be one of those euphemism things, won’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/4 "2007-03-01T14:27:38Z")
Wait…exactly what part of the hot fuge sundae did you want “harder” and “faster”? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/5 "2007-03-01T14:29:07Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Wait…exactly what part of the hot fuge sundae did you want “harder” and “faster”? [/QUOTE] The nuts slapping against his chin? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/6 "2007-03-01T14:29:09Z")
I’ll accept that it was a hot fudge sundae. . . . . . . . . . . . . Now just tell us what in the HELL you were doing with it. On second thought, don’t please. ---
**Author:** ![tiger\_lily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@tiger\_lily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiger_lily)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/7 "2007-03-01T14:44:32Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] The nuts slapping against his chin? [/QUOTE] I thought those came with a banana split. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/8 "2007-03-01T14:51:06Z")
A sundae is a banana split without the banana. So why is there no banana? ---
**Author:** ![tiger\_lily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@tiger\_lily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiger_lily)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/9 "2007-03-01T14:55:01Z")
I dunno, but it may explain why there doesn’t seem to be any cream involved, either. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/10 "2007-03-01T14:56:05Z")
Doesn’t all the cream get licked off at the end? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/11 "2007-03-01T15:13:55Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Doesn’t all the cream get licked off at the end? [/QUOTE] Ooooh you English girls. I love ya when you talk dirty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/12 "2007-03-01T15:25:04Z")
**Chowder** , if that’s all it takes, you’re far too easy! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/13 "2007-03-01T15:48:53Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] **Chowder** , if that’s all it takes, you’re far too easy! [/QUOTE] ::jumping up and down, waving my hand in the air:: OOH OOH, I’m easy too!!! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/14 "2007-03-01T15:49:38Z")
So I’ve heard… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/15 "2007-03-01T16:23:54Z")
[QUOTE=tiger lily] I dunno, but it may explain why there doesn’t seem to be any cream involved, either. [/QUOTE] Wrong answer. The reason that there’s no banana in a sundae is because the banana split. 2nd grade humor roolz. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/16 "2007-03-01T17:01:53Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] So why is there no banana? [/QUOTE] 'Cause it’s in his pocket. Either that, or he’s _very_ happy to see us. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-god-yeah-that-feels-good/394143/17 "2007-03-01T17:14:59Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] **Chowder** , if that’s all it takes, you’re far too easy! [/QUOTE] I’m a damn sight easier than that matey. jumps up and down frantically waving both hands in air and whistling