# Oh, great and powerful UncleBeer!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-great-and-powerful-unclebeer/20528>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-great-and-powerful-unclebeer/20528 "2000-05-25T18:15:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-great-and-powerful-unclebeer/20528/41 "2000-05-26T19:15:58Z")

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{puff, pant}

Jesus, I can’t believe I’m the FORTIETH damn person to rush in here to congratulate you, **Unc!** I would have been here sooner, I swear, but the %#@%&% Board’s been so SLOW since you and the others were anointed…Look into it for me, will you, old top?

Wow, this is SO exciting…I personally KNOW seven of the Administrator/Moderators…I’ve gotten drunk with SEVEN of the Administrator/Moderators…I’ve had sex with FOUR of the Administrator/Moderators…\*

- (Five if you count oral.)

{the above post has been edited by **UncleBeer.** }

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-great-and-powerful-unclebeer/20528/42 "2000-05-26T19:20:06Z")

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…and I swear I only hit the “submit reply” button ONCE.

Delete that second one for me, would you, old bean?

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-great-and-powerful-unclebeer/20528/43 "2000-05-26T20:22:20Z")

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Color it gone, Uke. I sure hope you really wanted to brun your sole favor for that little bugaboo though.

:: Checking Uke’s name off the list. ::

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