# Oh, I thought the boobs were attached to the shirt. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403 "2005-03-20T08:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/1 "2005-03-20T08:35:18Z")
The seller’s title is very misleading. I thought you could put on the shirt and _viola_ instant boobs! Besides, who’s ever seen a mannequin with a chest like that? [[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=5372324412&rd=1&tc=photo](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=5372324412&rd=1&tc=photo)]Boob]( [url) Shirt ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/2 "2005-03-20T08:36:41Z")
Ooops, [Boob Shirt](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=5372324412&rd=1&tc=photo) ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/3 "2005-03-20T09:19:56Z")
And if you look at the rest of what the seller has to offer, most of it is a spinoff of: SEXY STRETCHY MESH SEE THRU BUSTY NIPPLE BOOB TOP. I’m gonna busty nipple! And :eek: at the mannequin. ---
**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/4 "2005-03-20T14:03:26Z")
Are you the high bidder? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/5 "2005-03-20T15:32:44Z")
I wonder if they wil sell me the manniquin? ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/6 "2005-03-20T23:17:51Z")
Whoa there. NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/7 "2005-03-20T23:28:03Z")
That is DEFINITELY a woman-niquin! Mammalian, even. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/8 "2005-03-20T23:56:27Z")
You know, one of the hottest things in Japan are women’s clothes that have an image of women’s naughty bits (covered in underwear) painted on them, so that it looks like you’re seeing right through the woman’s clothes. Perhaps this is the start of some new trend. And what are you doing wanting bigger boobs anyway? From the pics you’ve posted in the Doper photo threads, it looks like you’ve got a large enough pair, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/9 "2005-03-21T00:39:50Z")
I wasn’t looking for boobs! I was looking for a shirt. And, no I didn’t bid on it. I get the same effect from wearing a regular shirt, plus a bra, thanks to my permanant perkiness. ---
**Author:** ![fireman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@fireman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fireman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/10 "2005-03-21T00:54:13Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > I wasn’t looking for boobs! I was looking for a shirt. > And, no I didn’t bid on it. I get the same effect from wearing a regular shirt, plus a bra, thanks to my permanant perkiness. How YOU doin?? I can’t believe I did that ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/11 "2005-03-21T04:13:02Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > You know, one of the hottest things in Japan are women’s clothes that have an image of women’s naughty bits (covered in underwear) painted on them, so that it looks like you’re seeing right through the woman’s clothes. Perhaps this is the start of some new trend. And what are you doing wanting bigger boobs anyway? From the pics you’ve posted in the Doper photo threads, it looks like you’ve got a large enough pair, anyway. [Thought I’d _never_ get a chance to do this…](http://www.snopes.com/photos/skirts.asp) But yeah, that’s one seriously stacked mannequin. Interesting choice of display, if nothing else. Maybe JC Penney and Belk ought to take note. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/12 "2005-03-21T04:24:11Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > And if you look at the rest of what the seller has to offer, most of it is a spinoff of: SEXY STRETCHY MESH SEE THRU BUSTY NIPPLE BOOB TOP. > > I’m gonna busty nipple! > And :eek: at the mannequin. Ha ha. I’m not so sure stores need to have mannequins like that. I predict large crowds blocking the shoppers. Reminds me of the guys who used to come and hang around the hosiery department, looking at the leg mannequins. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/13 "2005-03-21T04:33:15Z")
> [@Roland Orzabal](#): > > [Thought I’d _never_ get a chance to do this…](http://www.snopes.com/photos/skirts.asp) Well, consider me, significantly bummed out by that news. Now that I think about it, a friend of mine and I were walking through a department store when we both came to a sudden stop, shocked by what we saw. It was a mannequin in the young girls department and it had _very_ prominent nipples. Kind of disturbing since the mannequin was supoosed to be a pre-teen girl. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/14 "2005-03-21T13:35:29Z")
Wherever… I move… they _follow me!!!_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/15 "2005-03-21T15:29:42Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I wonder if they wil sell me the manniquin? You’ll poke your eye out, kid. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/16 "2005-03-21T16:59:28Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > You’ll poke your eye out, kid. Eh, he’d just go blind anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-i-thought-the-boobs-were-attached-to-the-shirt/295403/17 "2005-03-21T17:54:31Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > The seller’s title is very misleading. I thought you could put on the shirt and **viola** instant boobs! Besides, who’s ever seen a mannequin with a chest like that? WOW!!! You mean it shows off your boobs AND you instantly learn to play the _viola_?!?! I keed; I keed because I love…