# Oh, Immanual Kant was a real pissant

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781 "2005-04-23T18:36:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/21 "2005-04-24T03:48:37Z")

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Yessir. It’s…ah,…it’s a bit runny…

Oops. Sorry. Wrong thread.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/22 "2005-04-24T04:27:30Z")

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I don’t care how fucking runny it is, hand it over with all speed.

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/23 "2005-04-24T06:00:29Z")

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Will you shut that bloody bouzouki up???

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/24 "2005-04-24T08:36:33Z")

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> [@Zoe](#):
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> Descartes walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender came over and asked him if he wanted a beer. Descartes said, “I think not,” and disappeared.

The bar also sold pizzas. The Dalai Lama went in shortly afterwards and ordered a large. The waiter asked what he wanted on it, and he said, “Make me one with everything.”

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/25 "2005-04-24T08:43:46Z")

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I was in Woolloomooloo last week. 😃

- TheLoadedBruce

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/26 "2005-04-24T09:14:54Z")

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[slight hijack]

I had never thought about it before but that lyric is nonsense. Not only is pissant not a noun it has nothing to do with drinking. In my youth you used it to mean something was insignificant - “Geez the new Torana has a pissant donk.” Am I right?

[/slight hijack]

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/27 "2005-04-24T10:13:38Z")

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Has anyone mentioned the No poofters rule?

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/28 "2005-04-24T10:32:31Z")

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I’ve always heard “pissant” used as a noun – an insignificant person, basically.

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/29 "2005-04-24T11:10:14Z")

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I’ve heard it as both noun and adjective; “He’s a little pissant” and “It’s just a little bitty pissant country place…” lessee…aha.

> [@www.dictionary.com](#):
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> piss·ant also piss-ant (psnt) Slang  
> n.  
> One that is insignificant.  
> Obsolete. An ant.
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> adj.  
> Not important; insignificant: “Some pissant Texas court wants to make [the company] pay… more than $10 billion in reparations” (New Republic).

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/30 "2005-04-24T11:24:04Z")

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> [@don't ask](#):
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> [slight hijack]
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> I had never thought about it before but that lyric is nonsense. Not only is pissant not a noun it has nothing to do with drinking. In my youth you used it to mean something was insignificant - “Geez the new Torana has a pissant donk.” Am I right?
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> [/slight hijack]

I’d beg to differ. “Pissant” in general usage in the English-speaking world is exactly as you say, but I’m very familiar with the term “piss ant” (two words) meaning an habitual, heavy drinker.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/31 "2005-04-24T11:33:23Z")

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This here is the wattle, symbol of our land.  
Your can put it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Australia! Australia!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-immanual-kant-was-a-real-pissant/300781/32 "2005-04-24T18:06:44Z")

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Eh? 😕

I need a drink. _wanders off_

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