# Oh, jaaaaaarbabyyyyy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745 "2001-12-04T00:50:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/1 "2001-12-04T00:50:10Z")

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Hiya. It’s me, Kaltfeuer.

Ya know where I’m going Wednesday night? Huh? Well, guess!

That’s right.

**RAMMSTEIN** , baby. 😃

Don’t worry, I’ll be thinking of you, from 20:00 CET onwards, in the Heineken Music Hall in Amsterdam. Heh. 😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/2 "2001-12-04T01:12:17Z")

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You are a cruel, cruel man. Do me.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/3 "2001-12-04T01:35:54Z")

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Damn. Are all you mods cold hearted teases?

Where can I get one of my very own?

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/4 "2001-12-04T02:01:24Z")

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…Rammstein?

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/5 "2001-12-04T02:27:04Z")

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FYI, She’s out for a hot night o’ Italian food and Lovin’ as it is her 7th Anniversary in case you were just sitting here by the computer waiting to see her reply:)

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/6 "2001-12-04T03:25:24Z")

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Mr. Ike: Rammstein is an old bavarian castle turned into an S&M dungeon for “adventurous” tourists. Have a good time Coldfire but be careful with the nipple clamps.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/7 "2001-12-04T04:41:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*Mr. Ike: Rammstein is an old bavarian castle turned into an S&M dungeon for “adventurous” tourists. Have a good time Coldfire but be careful with the nipple clamps. \*\*

Or they’re a [German metal band](http://www.rammstein.com/index_e_flash.html) named for a [horrific accident](http://www.univers-cite.qc.ca/tucs/crash_picture/ramstein_airshow/) at an Airshow at Ramstein Air Base in 1988 that killed about 80 spectators. FWIW [Ramstein AFB](http://www.pressenter.com/~vjcush/26fms/1afb-map.htm) is not in Bavaria, it’s near Saarbrucken.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/8 "2001-12-04T04:42:52Z")

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And just\* how \*do you know that, **Arnold**?

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/9 "2001-12-04T06:38:42Z")

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I believe that’s the dungeon they use to train and initiate the mods.

Mr. Ike obviously has an interesting weekend still in his future… 😉

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/10 "2001-12-04T12:09:41Z")

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Ye Gads. Those Swiss guys keep amazing me. It must get pretty lonely up in the mountains. 😃

MikeG, no worries, I was happily asleep. I’m sure miss jarbaby will see this thread in due time, because I’m pretty sure she starts her SDMB day by searching MPSIMS for the words “Rammstein”, “nipple clamps”, “hot night”, and “Lovin’”. 😉

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/11 "2001-12-04T17:02:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Where can I get one of my very own?

Your own what? Moderator, or cold hearted tease?

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/12 "2001-12-04T17:12:25Z")

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I’m sweating.

Honestly.

Please wave to Till for me, won’t you? and pick out some nice prostitutes for him while he’s there? He’s earned it.

Have fun Coldy, please do think of me when they sing “Stripped”

jar  
god. I’m jealous

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**Author:** ![jmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/13 "2001-12-04T18:26:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> MikeG, no worries, I was happily asleep. I’m sure miss jarbaby will see this thread in due time, because I’m pretty sure she starts her SDMB day by searching MPSIMS for the words “Rammstein”, “nipple clamps”, “hot night”, and “Lovin’”. 😉

And “welder”. You know, just in case somebody’s seen him.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/14 "2001-12-04T21:27:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
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> > Where can I get one of my very own?
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> Your own what? Moderator, or cold hearted tease? \*\*

Both? Either? Aren’t they the same thing?

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/15 "2001-12-04T22:12:00Z")

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Could be. Whatcha got in mind?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jaaaaaarbabyyyyy/96745/16 "2001-12-04T22:53:41Z")

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Now you are demonstrating your cold-heartedness by teasing me, aren’t you?
