# Oh Jesus! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597 "2000-04-04T02:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/21 "2000-04-04T22:03:00Z")
[this thread is full of sinners!!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006848.html) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/22 "2000-04-05T13:30:00Z")
“Asketh the damn Priest Guy!” I love it! This is priceless! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/23 "2000-04-06T06:57:00Z")
Esprix, I think you should change you sig line! * * * “You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally! A Jesusfied sig: Next time I covet thine opinion, I’ll ask for it! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/24 "2000-04-06T16:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **evilbeth** : > > \*\*Esprix, I think you should change you sig line! Done! And you’re the first to see it. 🙂 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/25 "2000-04-08T00:16:00Z")
Oh Good Lord 🙂 I ran my own page through: > [@](#): > > Welcome! Mine name is Katheryn Saunders (but thee canst call me Kathey or Kat), and this is mine meek home upon the Tower of Babel 🙂 I live in Dallas, Oregon, with mine owner, cats, and dog. The main focus here is genealogy and mine buddies’s history, but I also discuss FSH Muscular Dystrophy which affects mine most honored Father, sister, and my sinning self. I also hath an upon-line journal, samples of mine art, mine favorite recipes, pictures of mine pets, tons of tablets, webrings including one of mine own thee canst join if thee hath a donkey about FSH, and oodles more. I update often so keep checking back and be sure to stop by the Parlor to let me know how I’m doth doesting! Taketh care and hath a exalted day! > [@](#): > > “Other miracles mayest changeth us, but we start and end with the buddies.” -Anthony Brandt > [@](#): > > “Righteous sinners must die, but peace cannot smite Satan’s names.” -Proverb > [@](#): > > “The most powerful ties art the sinners to the sinners who gaveth us birth … it hardly seemest to matter how many years hath passed, how many betrayals tither mayest hath beenst, how much misery in the buddies: there’s no Jesus like show Jesus!.” > -Anthony Brandt > > Goddamn this matter how much cats fight, tither as a show of faith seem to be plenty of kittens. 😉 -Abraham Lincoln > [@](#): > > I Am A Proud Sinner Of: > > Phenomenal They who are made from the rib of man of the Tower of Babel Thanks 🙂 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy Are we kin? Visit me at [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) and find out! [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![debonairhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@debonairhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/debonairhead)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/26 "2000-04-08T00:30:00Z")
**LOL!** ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/27 "2000-04-08T00:58:00Z")
Hilarious! I gotta share this. 🙂 * * * This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation) ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597/28 "2000-04-07T03:38:00Z")
Snerdville gave me a good laugh when I put it through 😃 * * * Mayor of [Snerdville](http://fathom.org/snerdville), the home of Mortimer Snerd “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-jesus/15597.md?page=1)