# Oh man, do I have the greatest thread topic of all time **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008 "2007-06-30T03:14:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/41 "2007-07-01T20:57:08Z")
Sorry, **Happy**. There are no zits being squeezed in your thread. It loses. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/42 "2007-07-01T21:08:46Z")
It better have something about grandmas, pickup trucks, prisons and trains. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/43 "2007-07-01T21:27:20Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I guess we should assume your bladder control problems are a result of the thread being so funny. Otherwise, ewwww. [/QUOTE] Hey, he did say it was just a _little_ pee. I thought we were all about tolerance in here. šŸ˜ƒ I cannot help but wonder if this has anything at all to do with the wonderful press releases that were being written recently about the O.P.'er. šŸ˜‰ Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/44 "2007-07-01T21:31:27Z")
Yeah, I gotta agree: unless itā€™s got pictures, it just ainā€™t a thread. Tripler Sorry dude. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/45 "2007-07-01T21:39:20Z")
[QUOTE=Clothahump] Sorry, **Happy**. There are no zits being squeezed in your thread. It loses. [/QUOTE] With all due respect, my good man, you havenā€™t even seen it yet. You _wonā€™t_ be disappointed! And neither will the people who are grossed out by squeezing zits. Iā€™ve pretty much covered all bases. I hate to use words like ā€œbrillianceā€ and ā€œsplendorā€ "and ā€œperfectionā€ about myself, but you can all feel free to use them once the discussion thread about my thread opens up in IMHO. FTR, this is only the first discussion thread about my thread, and itā€™s obviously in MPSIMS. I imagine there will be a discussion thread about my thread in nearly every forum eventually. **Tripler** , re-read the OP, paragraph four; I only mentioned Doper pics in the OP, but there will be many other brilliant and erotic and heart-warming pics throughout. **Boyo Jim** , I hadnā€™t really thought about it yet, but in addition to being the perfect thread, it will be in fact the perfect Country and Western song as well. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/46 "2007-07-01T21:41:59Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] I cannot help but wonder if this has anything at all to do with the wonderful press releases that were being written recently about the O.P.'er. Cartooniverse [/QUOTE] It has absolutely everything to do with that! And at the same time nothing whatsoever! Itā€™ll all make sense shortly. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/47 "2007-07-02T01:45:51Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] It has absolutely everything to do with that! And at the same time nothing whatsoever! Itā€™ll all make sense shortly. [/QUOTE] **Link** , man! Where is the bloody link?!?!??!?! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/48 "2007-07-02T03:06:12Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] **Link** , man! Where is the bloody link?!?!??!?! [/QUOTE] [The bloody link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424268) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/49 "2007-07-02T11:31:14Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Itā€™s been done. [/QUOTE] ā€œSimpsonsā€ did it! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/50 "2007-07-02T12:01:55Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] [The bloody link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424268) [/QUOTE] ā˜¹ Liar. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/51 "2007-07-02T12:04:56Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8737147&postcount=51) is the link you want. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/52 "2007-07-02T12:11:03Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8737147&postcount=51) is the link you want. [/QUOTE] cruel. very cruel. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/53 "2007-07-02T12:15:45Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] This is the link you want. [/QUOTE] Not cool! Donā€™t you know you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum doing stuff like that!? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/54 "2007-07-02T12:47:37Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] It better have something about grandmas, pickup trucks, prisons and trains. [/QUOTE] ā€¦and gettinā€™ drunk! ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/55 "2007-07-02T12:51:08Z")
No, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398132) is it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/56 "2007-07-02T17:28:33Z")
Thinking it over, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8738178&postcount=57) is the link. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/57 "2007-07-02T17:29:40Z")
Well, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8738172&postcount=56) actually. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/58 "2007-07-02T22:47:01Z")
Iā€™m still not sold **Happy** , can you Ask the Stripper? Will ā€˜aā€™ be featured? Will I know whether to cold call or bet the pot? Will the greatest thread topic improve my gas mileage? Is there room for Jello? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/59 "2007-07-02T23:01:08Z")
What if you tire before itā€™s done? Does it have rules? Can more than one play? What makes you think itā€™s a game? Is it a game? Will it break? It better break eventually! Is there an object? What if you tire before itā€™s done? Does it come with batteries? We could charge extra for them. Is it safe for toddlers? How can you tell when youā€™re finished? How do you make it stop? Is that a boyā€™s model? Can a parent assemble it? Is there a larger model for the obese? What if you tire before itā€™s done? What the hell is it? You know, for kids. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008/60 "2007-07-03T00:08:57Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Thinking it over, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8738178&postcount=57) is the link. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Malacandra] Well, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8738172&postcount=56) actually. [/QUOTE] you are a cruel cruel individual and you should be whipped for your treachery [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-man-do-i-have-the-greatest-thread-topic-of-all-time/410008.md?page=4)