# Oh mrblue92...if you're out there... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190 "2001-10-29T00:07:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/1 "2001-10-29T00:07:38Z")
I’ve been trying to email you for two days, and it keeps getting returned, but not until the next day. You still there? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/2 "2001-10-29T00:19:08Z")
My god, what if TheNewbie killed him?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/3 "2001-10-29T00:29:10Z")
Good heavens! I thought that Dopers living next door to each other would be a _good_ thing! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/4 "2001-10-29T00:46:16Z")
AaAaaaaaugh! And it was my thread that started the whole mess! I feel so…responsible, I guess. ::sniff:: Goodbye, mrblue. We hardly knew ye. I hereby swear that my minions and I shall avenge your death! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/5 "2001-10-29T00:54:48Z")
Looks like it’s time to turn this thread into a “Let’s Plan MrBlue92’s Memorial Service” thread. _practicing her drunken speech at the Irish wake_ I **loved** the bastard! He was a man among men! [hic] Thash why the next round is on ME! _sloshes beer drunkenly down Juniper200’s back as she trips towards the bar_ Shorry, Junie. [hic] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/6 "2001-10-29T00:58:29Z")
You have _minions_? Where’d you get minions? I don’t have any minions! I want minions, dammit! [sub]life is just so damn unfair…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/7 "2001-10-29T01:01:44Z")
I think I follow you around enough to qualify as one of your minions,\*\* Persephone\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/8 "2001-10-29T01:24:58Z")
No, that wouldn’t work. I follow you around too. We can’t be each other’s minions. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/9 "2001-10-29T02:16:18Z")
I didn’t kill him! [sub]…I just beat him to a bloody pulp…[/sub] I’m yet to meet him actually. I see lights, and a TV on over there. Shall I go pound on the door and tell him to check his email? Nah, I think i’ll finish eating these nachos instead 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/10 "2001-10-29T02:20:37Z")
Specifically, I have _a_ minion. I recruited Quix at OhDope. I’m always looking for new hires, though. Flexible hours! Good benefits! Massage skills a plus. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/11 "2001-10-29T02:22:30Z")
Well, he hasn’t gotten _my_ emails, I already know that! Go pound on his door. Tell we think he’s…nachos? Did you say nachos? Hm. Think I’ll go pound on his door myself. After I stop at your place. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/12 "2001-10-29T02:31:50Z")
::finishes up his last nacho and smiles at **Persephone** :: Ohh, I’m sorry! Did you want some? 😃 Ah just kidding…Feel free to stop over anytime and steal some nachos [sub]hey i’ve gotta make some friends here somehow[/sub] **Juniper200** , any more news on the HoliDope? I’m gettin excited! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/13 "2001-10-29T02:51:32Z")
Rats. Well, I guess I’ll just sit here with my freshly-toasted pumpkin seeds, my bag of bite-sized Three Musketeers bars and my book about the history of the Catholic Church, while I wait for **TheNewbie** to go hip **mrblue** to the rumors of his untimely demise. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/14 "2001-10-29T03:44:32Z")
OK, my children… can you say, “Very Vaguely Creepy”? I knew you could. I was on the Playstation 2 with Nascar, that would be the warm glowing warming TV glow my neighbor mentions… As for the e-mail **Persephone** , I haven’t check it since Friday, and I probably won’t look until Monday morning (it’s the work account). I’ll let you know what’s going on then… Yes, I’m still alive. Of course this _could_ be someone else just pretending to be me. How will you ever know? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/15 "2001-10-29T03:51:01Z")
Ah good, he answered! I’ve been following this saga for quite a while now, and I’m glad there’s some closure now! I just can’t wait to see what is up with **mrblue92** ’s e-mail address…I do hope everything is okay. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/16 "2001-10-29T03:52:21Z")
Well, jesus christ. I just ordered 3 spiral-cut honeybaked hams for the after-funeral chowdown at my place. What the hell am I gonna do with them now? And these kegs? And all these flowers? Pretty inconvenient (not to mention inconsiderate, frankly) for you to turn up alive after plans have been made. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/17 "2001-10-29T04:01:59Z")
Dammit, don’t scare us like that again young man! Do you have any idea what you put us through! If you want us to treat you like an adult, you should CALL to let us know you’re off the internet!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/18 "2001-10-29T04:20:06Z")
I don’t reply for three and a half hours and you’re already planning the funeral? OK, I formally refuse to let any of you to be my doctor. You’d be declaring me dead after the first case of sniffles. But… you can package up the hams and send them this way. ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/19 "2001-10-29T04:50:46Z")
**CrankyAsAnOldMan** If you’re going to be shipping those hams to **mrblue92** you might as well send the Kegs too. I’ll just go next door and pick them up. Party at **TheNewbies**! ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190/20 "2001-10-29T05:25:22Z")
Hmmm…maybe I’ll fly out to MI so that I can finally meet mrblue (and get some food). Oh, and to make sure he’s really okay. Maybe I should stay with him for a while. Just to make sure. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-mrblue92-if-youre-out-there/90190.md?page=2)