# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1981 "2003-09-22T15:07:11Z")
Hey, **if6** , I don’t get mad easy. 😉 Besides I wanna see your pic. **Salem** … _giggle_ once _is_ usually enough. I emailed **Psalex** too, but I’ve not heard back from her. **Wyatt** , you feeling any better? I didn’t get to play at all yesterday either… I couldn’t even get signed in. 😛 ~ Simple Dreamer _who still has 2 out of 3 sick kiddos_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1982 "2003-09-22T16:34:28Z")
**Dreamer** , I send you my pic later, no time now. Let me go first, the e-mail on here is an alias. 😉 **Psalex** probably took off on another camping trip or something. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1983 "2003-09-22T17:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > I kinda thought the party would be right here. Well, it’s entirely possible I could have _multiple_ parties. > [@](#): > > Please do. Right next to mine. ~leaves her shirt and shorts and the door and closes the door behind **Maureen** ~ > [@](#): > > Well, I’m glad I wasn’t trying to post, yesterday. I hate when that happens. But, I have found one little trick to help avoid the multi-post. Well, two tricks, really; one is to copy the entire post to the clipboard, in case the hamsters lose it. The other is, when it seems like it’s taking forever to post, click the stop button after a few minutes. Often, the post has gone through, and it will show up, even though the screen shows that I’m still in reply mode. I checked, by refreshing the page after every try, and still managed to post it twice. It’s a good think not all of my attempts went through. ~L~ I think I tried a few more times than **Salem**. > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > YAY! Another Texas girl…you know it used to be that there were more of you in Boston but it seems the geography is shifting. THe party is most definitely turning LoneStar. We may have to throw a big Tex-Mex shin-dig girls. Whoo hoo, a shin-dig! (That’s a party for you Yankee types) > [@](#): > > **tanookie** > Oh and thanks to Jaade and Salem for visiting my lonely thread and wishing us anniversary kudos. Anytime darlin’! I hope you guys had a great day and many more anniversary celebrations to look forward to. > [@](#): > > **Simple Dreamer** > > I emailed Psalex too, but I’ve not heard back from her. Same here, hope we didn’t overflow her mailbox! She must just be very busy. Hopefully we will hear from her soon. ~J ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1984 "2003-09-22T18:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Dave - while you have indicated that you and I share the same philosophies about cross country drives, it has yet to be proven whether or not you have the skill to strip my gears. You are gonna have to make that trip to Texas to see if your mucles car outclasses my finely tuned sports car engine darlin’. \*\* Well, I wouldn’t really wanna strip your gears, sugar. That would be bad. But, seeing how long I could keep you redlining before you blew a gasket might be fun. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*~leaves her shirt and shorts and the door and closes the door behind **Maureen** ~ \*\* Why do I get the feeling I’m still on the wrong side of the door? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1985 "2003-09-22T18:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Well, I wouldn’t really wanna strip your gears, sugar. That would be bad. But, seeing how long I could keep you redlining before you blew a gasket might be fun. > Why do I get the feeling I’m still on the wrong side of the door? \*\* Might be fun? Might be fun? Hoo honey! Sounds like a plan to me! That’s an offer I haven’t had in a while… so when ya’ comin’ ta Texas sugar? I’ll make sure the door is left open for you. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1986 "2003-09-22T19:48:05Z")
[Tom Bodet] She’ll leave a light on for ya … [/Tom Bodet] ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1987 "2003-09-22T20:25:54Z")
**glub… glub… glub…** _WhiteInk staggers out of the hottub looking like an overly large albino raisin_ Hey everybody! man, I feel like a wet noodle, I think I’ve been in that tub since Thursday or Friday! Does anyone have a towel? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1988 "2003-09-22T21:28:33Z")
Sure baby - I’ll towel you off. HEy White ink…you know you never passed your photo around. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1989 "2003-09-22T21:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Might be fun? Might be fun? Hoo honey! Sounds like a plan to me! That’s an offer I haven’t had in a while… so when ya’ comin’ ta Texas sugar? I’ll make sure the door is left open for you. \*\* Hmm. You went to all that trouble for Studmuffin’s birthday, and he didn’t reciprocate? I just _may_ have to hop on down there, after all. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*WhiteInk staggers out of the hottub looking like an overly large albino raisin > > Hey everybody! man, I feel like a wet noodle, I think I’ve been in that tub since Thursday or Friday!\*\* Whoa! There’s a scary image. I wondered where you’d gotten to. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1990 "2003-09-22T21:54:11Z")
Mmmm… towel. Goodness that feels good. So warm and towelly. Ahhh. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by mipiace_ > Hey White ink…you know you never passed your photo around. I errr uhmmm shoot! what excuse do I offer? Shy? No pictures? Afraid of internet stalkers? Hey Look over there everybody! It’s a piece of flying birthday cake, it’s even got a cape on! Or maybe wings… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1991 "2003-09-22T22:05:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _Quote from Jaade_ > Whoo hoo, a shin-dig! (That’s a party for you Yankee types) Hey **Dave** , I’ll bet you Sawx fans love being called that! 😃 **Simple Dreamer** , you’ve got mail. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1992 "2003-09-22T22:09:57Z")
Well I didn’t say he just laid there! HE takes me for a spin around the city blocks just fine over and over and over and over. HE’s good at that and God I love the man for it. HE has lots of talents and has some other “gifts” as well, but keeping me revved for long periods of time isn’t his forte, THAT would be MY talent with him {evil girl giggle} now you know why he really moved to Texas ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1993 "2003-09-22T22:45:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*Hey Look over there everybody! It’s a piece of flying birthday cake, it’s even got a cape on! Or maybe wings… \*\* Oh, NOooooooo, now we have flying birthday cake stealing chickens!!! What Ever shall we DOOoooooo? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1994 "2003-09-22T22:52:14Z")
_quickly adds item to sign on little sales stand…_ Abduction by Flying Birthday Cakes insurance … Get chur insurance here … Don’t leave your family members with the whole cost for the icing clean up if you’re abducted … plan ahead … ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1995 "2003-09-22T22:57:05Z")
> [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > ## Originally posted by mipiace ~leaves her shirt and shorts and the door and closes the door behind Maureen~ > > Why do I get the feeling I’m still on the wrong side of the door? ~coughs~ I said that…not **mipiace**. ~sticks her tongue out~ I thought you were inside already getting the oils warmed up! Sheesh, do I have to do _everything_? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1996 "2003-09-23T00:31:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Sheesh, do I have to do _everything_? \*\* now THAT’s my kinda girl!!! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1997 "2003-09-23T00:33:49Z")
:: ducking as a piece of stale, flying birthday cake narrowly grazes his forehead :: Wow! You folks sure don’t let a herd of puking hamsters get in the way of a good party! 😃 I had serious withdrawals yesterday. Pretty sad. Happy Anniversary, **tanookie**! So sorry I missed your thread. Good to see **Davebear** as a regular in his own thread again. 😉 Well, sort of … if he’s a regular _here_, it means he ain’t out _there_, if you catch my drift. Hmm … :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1998 "2003-09-23T01:22:51Z")
WOOHOO!!! YES!! AND THE RAIDERS ARE PUNTING AGAIN!!! There is a God, and She loves me!! Somebody pass me a drink! I’m back in the tub!! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1999 "2003-09-23T01:24:12Z")
Rats. Due to a previous promise, make that cherry pepsi. But still. WOOHOO! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2000 "2003-09-23T01:32:41Z")
Ladies, Gentlemen, Friendly Ghosts, puppies, and former puppies; You are cordially invited, on this the _Twenty-Second Day of September Two-Thousand and Three_, to be part of the **Davebear’s Oh, My Freaking God! 2000th Post Extravaganza!** The party will start in the early evening and will last until the last guest is thorougly satisfied. Hot Tub, Floating Boobage, Pet Rocks, and plenty of adult beverages and adult fun will be served. No RSVP necessary, as there will be PLENTY to go around. Just drop in! Who will the 2000th poster be? Stick around to find out! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=101)