# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2001 "2003-09-23T01:36:17Z")
I’ll be number 2000 and then I’m off to sleep 🙂 Thanks for the anniversary wishes Rocky 🙂 Have fun in the hot tub and have some cake for me! (I obviously had plenty of cake about 8 months ago. Cake in front of a lovely fire on a certain holiday that got me a couple cute little red outfits that it will be a while before I fit in again) ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2002 "2003-09-23T01:37:20Z")
Ooooh and I get page 41 too! Neener Neener 🙂 Grrrrrrrrrr to the 60 second posting rule! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2003 "2003-09-23T01:51:47Z")
WOOHOO!!! Congrats, **tanookie**!! **Wyatt** should be around shortly to tell you what you won. Something tells me that **Robot Arm** will be insanely jealous, even though his spork is nothing to sneeze at. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2004 "2003-09-23T01:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > The party will start in the early evening and will last until the last guest is thorougly satisfied. Dang, it’s going to be a L-O-N-G night… ~J ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2005 "2003-09-23T01:58:08Z")
Darn going out to dinner!! I wanted to have the 2000th post… **Wyatt** , tell her what she’s won! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2006 "2003-09-23T02:01:07Z")
**tanookie** , you mean Valentine’s Day? AAWWWWW!!! That’s so sweet! Nobody better for Why2K! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2007 "2003-09-23T02:16:55Z")
Go, **tanookie** , here-to-fore known as **The Woman Who Broke 2000…**! I got a really cool compliment tonight. I went to a get together fro my daughter’s boyfriend tonight and was talking with one of his relatives that I’ve never met. In the course of the conversation, she said something about her daughter who was 36 and she looked at me and said, oh, but you have a ways to go to get there! When I told her how old I was, her jaw literally dropped and she said, “you’re kidding, you could easily take ten years off that and noone would know.” Ok, so the light was a little dim in there, but it wasn’t _pitch black_! I think I may just may have to take my youthful self into that hot tub. **Simpledreamer** , you needed a towel? Here, take mine… (Maybe I’ll just dim the lights a bit first…no need to get carried away, afterall…) ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2008 "2003-09-23T02:25:16Z")
And the sad truth is that I did preview the post above. I guess looking younger doesn’t help me see any better. Oh and **if6** , I didn’t get a picture. Oh and **if6** , I didn’t get a picture. Oh and **if6** , I didn’t get a picture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2009 "2003-09-23T02:25:22Z")
**Salem** , you’re one of the _Davebear Babes_, dear. You’re a hottie whether you want to be or not! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2010 "2003-09-23T02:31:19Z")
Wow **Salem** , nice compliment! ~grins~ Don’t you love unexpected pick-me-ups? And why _didn’t_ you get a picture? We shared, it’s your turn. We shared, it’s your turn. We shared, it’s your turn. We shared, it’s your turn. We shared, it’s your turn. (hehe, the echo is fun!) ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2011 "2003-09-23T02:36:20Z")
**Jaade** has a point … ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2012 "2003-09-23T02:38:29Z")
Wow. Three babes, no waiting. **Rocky** , looks like everybody else ran away. Sammiches? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2013 "2003-09-23T02:43:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Wow. Three babes, no waiting. **Rocky** , looks like everybody else ran away. Sammiches? \*\* **Maureen** … I think I love you! 😃 Absolutely **brilliant** idea! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2014 "2003-09-23T02:49:22Z")
[announcer voice] **2000[sup]th[/sup] Post!!!** **_Why_ 2k???** And the Award goes to… _envelope please_ **TaNookie!!!** And what do we _Have_ for our Page turner of an award winning poster??? We have a Very Special Award … . . . . . . . . One she is Sure to treasure … . . . . . . . . . Ladies and Gentlemen we have a very special award for **TaNookie** … one pair of Custom Fitted, personally designed … [size=1] \*\* Visible F E E T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thats right, folks, we’re awarding **TaNookie** Her Very Own Pair of Visible Feet! Can you imagine the joy she will experience when she’s able to glance down, at any given moment and see … feet!!! [/announcer voice] [high speed legal stuff voice] Visible feet will be awarded in used condition, based on current installation. Please allow 5 weeks and a few days for delivery and installation.[/hslsv] ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2015 "2003-09-23T03:03:41Z")
A real quick post cuz I wanna get in… > [@](#): > > _Quote fro Mama Mo_ > Wow. Three babes, no waiting. Rocky, looks like everybody else ran away. Sammiches? Three Babes[sup]tm[/sup], one guy… that’s not gonna work! You need three Babes[sup]tm[/sup] and TWO guys to make a proper CLUB sammich! Can I get in the tub! Can I get in the tub! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2016 "2003-09-23T03:10:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Wow. Three babes, no waiting. **Rocky** , looks like everybody else ran away. Sammiches? \*\* Y a Y ! It’s sammich time!! ~dives into the hottub~ Sorry **Maureen** , I think I splashed you a bit… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2017 "2003-09-23T03:11:01Z")
**Salem** , pic is on the way. Quid pro quo, huh? I’ve been trying for hours to send Simple Dreamer pics, and haven’t… consummated the deal yet… I’ll do what I can… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2018 "2003-09-23T03:14:18Z")
K, but I get to be in the center, 'cause all the other girls have been hogging the tub. Which is patently unfair, it was brought in for me in the first place!! : pout: But **Jaade** is so squeezable, it’s impossible to stay mad at her, and I haven’t spent _nearly_ enough time with **Salem** , so you guys get to sit on the ends. Now…where’d my **Dave** go? Got your snorkling gear, dear one? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2019 "2003-09-23T03:15:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _respecfully requested by if6was9_ > **Three Babestm, one guy… that’s not gonna work! You need three Babestm and TWO guys to make a proper CLUB sammich!** :: glances up at **if6** with that blissful look of pure satisfaction that can only come from a _three-babe-one-guy_ sammich :: Gimme just a few more minutes, dude. 😃 Just a few more minutes … ahhhh … ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2020 "2003-09-23T03:16:44Z")
Get chur Tub snorkles _AND_ your ‘Flying Birthday Cake abduction’ insurance! Get 'em right here! oh… and fresh clean sanitary toothbrushes … get chur toothbrushes right here! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=102)