# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2041 "2003-09-23T06:10:28Z")
Ahhhhh different designer… much nicer clothes ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2042 "2003-09-23T06:12:45Z")
ROTFL:smack: :smack: I’d like to remove the above post, please… LOL that was supposed to be in the chat window, not here… so much for touch typing, while chatting in two places and watching the Style channel on TV ROTFL… Now y’all are on to my secrets!!! … but when the friendly guys in the dark suits come to ask about me, trust me on this, things will go much better for you if you just keep saying, “Wyatt, who?” or Casper, you can say “Wyatt, Boo?” if you must … ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2043 "2003-09-23T06:16:02Z")
oh, and the different designer with better wlothes was Carolina Herrera … who ever the nut job they showed before her had managed to design clothes that on thsoe stick-thin-half-starved-16-year-0ld models made them look wide at the hip and dumpy… so I can only Imagine what that stylistic brilliance would do on an actual human woman’s figure!!! Honest, I only watch the style channel to know what the ‘in’ colors will be for the coming season … that’s it … really … well, and to make some commentary about the really cheezy stuff … and That’s it!!! it has Nothing to do with the really high heels they wear or anything … it’s to keep my fashion sense current!!! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2044 "2003-09-23T11:33:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Heh! 😃 That was damn near as funny as **Wyatt** ’s post! And _true_ at that! > > Actually, maybe funnier! \*\* Thanks. I thought the visible feet idea was brilliant, though. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*But I AM over it, really and for true. C’mere, I’ll show you. > \*\* Well, if you wanna show me, all you’ve gotta do is stand up, and I’ll be seeing everything you got. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Not at all, sir. We girls are in the middle. The guys are on the end. There’s room right here in front. No waiting. \*\* Well, all right. _splish!_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* Typos???!!!?? I gots Typos??? :eek::eek: \*\* Whoa! Deja vu, all over again! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Dave, those are not my feet you’re rubbing… \*\* S’okay. They’re cute little girlie feet, so they’ll do. I’ll figure out whose feet they are as soon as I see someone’s eyes roll back in their head. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Fine, fine…I’ll keep it to myself if that’s what you’d prefer.** Quite the opposite, sweetie. It’s the fact that you _do_ keep it to yourself, yet continue to taunt me with it, that bugs me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*And it may be more fun for you if I do everything, but I don’t know that it would be more fun for me… \*\* No, no, silly. The idea is that we _each_ do everything, for and to each other. _I dunno…she’s awful cute, but…_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Did I tell you what got done to my toes last weekend? leans in very close and whispers in Jaade’s ear > > Had to scrape me off the ceiling after that. :sigh: \*\* I bet I know. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Maureen_ > \*\*and I know someone is going to have something to say about it… \*\* Yeah? Who? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **I’m supposed to be Getting Somewhere???** Ain’t punctuation wonderful? Just look how much more fun it sounds if we just move one question mark. I’m supposed to be Getting Some? Where?? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*I hate having my picture taken. \*\* Me, too. It’s amazing how much less traumatic it is when you do it yourself. All you camera shy folks should try it. Digital cameras are perfect for this, since no one ever sees the bad ones, but you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*that was supposed to be in the chat window, not here… > so much for touch typing, while chatting in two places and watching the Style channel on TV \*\* So…am I the only here who _doesn’t_ have ADD? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2045 "2003-09-23T11:51:33Z")
**Dave** , dear, it’s not ADD, it’s multitasking. 😃 **if6** , thanks for the pic. 😃 Yay, I love getting email! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2046 "2003-09-23T11:53:23Z")
BTW, the OMFG thread is 111 posts behind the “Song Title Game” thread… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2047 "2003-09-23T13:13:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Dave** , dear, it’s not ADD, it’s multitasking. 😃 \*\* And, the _need_ to multitask comes from…what, exactly? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > **BTW, the OMFG thread is 111 posts behind the “Song Title Game” thread…** Yeah, yeah. And, I’m ugly and my mother dresses me funny. Look around carefully; there may still be a bubble or two left to burst. Hmm. Guess this would be a good day for me to stay off the board. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2048 "2003-09-23T13:23:33Z")
109 now… **Wyatt** , you live near San Fran, you watch the Style channel… if it weren’t for this thread, I’d be wondering about you… :dubious: _pant_ _pant_ Were they really NICE high heels??? Ahem… _cough_… er… I mean… what ARE the in colors for fall? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2049 "2003-09-23T13:25:51Z")
**Dave** , I really meant that as a good thing… gonna email you, ok? Yes, **Wyatt** , what are the key colors for this fall? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2050 "2003-09-23T14:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Just, wait, and tomorrow, right at 10pm your time, hold a non-scanned picture right up against your screen, adn we’ll all look at it then!!! > > NOW, I’m gettin’ somewhere! \*\* How about if I just press my face to the monitor screen? Ok, at 10pm, eastern, come one, come all to the pressed Salem face show! Light snacks and beverages will be served. And what is your destination, grasshopper? [insert wise Chinese philosophy on getting somewhere and a map or two] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*It’s amazing how much less traumatic it is when you do it yourself. \*\* Yes, but not always as satisfying. 😃 And I’m going to try it tonight. I’ll show you the results, maybe. :eek: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davegrumpybear \* > \*\* Yeah, yeah. And, I’m ugly and my mother dresses me funny. Look around carefully; there may still be a bubble or two left to burst. \*\* If we took apart all the multi quotes, just think of how high the number would be. And I’m sorry you’re not happy today. I think there’s still bubbles in the hot tub. Maybe you could burst a few of the more strategically placed ones. That might make you feel better. _all the guys rushing to find out who **bubbles** is and how they possibly missed her_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SimpleDreamer_\* \* > if6, thanks for the pic. Yay, I love getting email!\*\* Me, too! and **Maureen** I bet you look nice in any dimension. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2051 "2003-09-23T14:54:58Z")
Wel you guys, taking pictures CAN be kinda fun depending ont he kind of pictues you are taking you know! You just have to destroy the evidence afterwards [wink wink] Sorry I missed the party last night, I could went for a girl-wich. I need to have my toes done. I think I have decide to give the um…um…st…umm, you know muffin head, whatever his name is, the boot, I get too lonely waiting for him to figure out what the hell his mood is THIS frickin week. Anyone want to join me for a drown my sorrows party? You know, whenever I dump a boyfriend, I always spen a weke or two in mindless alcohol and a cheap dixie-cup fling with a meaningless and generally much younger man. Anyone know someone to introduce me to? HE should be about 25 , totally buff and have about a 14 word vocabularly. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2052 "2003-09-23T14:56:43Z")
Oh PS - very important 9 of his 14 words need to be “go away I don’t want to see you any more” that will be for next week ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2053 "2003-09-23T14:56:48Z")
Oh PS - very important 9 of his 14 words need to be “go away I don’t want to see you any more” that will be for next week ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2054 "2003-09-23T14:58:25Z")
> [@](#): > > And, the need to multitask comes from…what, exactly? In my case necessity. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2055 "2003-09-23T15:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted without winking smilie by Salem who always worries about offending people and goes back and squirms when she thinks something may have sounded offensive but wasn’t meant to be_ > **And what is your destination, grasshopper? [insert wise Chinese philosophy on getting somewhere and a map or two ;)]** Better? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2056 "2003-09-23T15:17:49Z")
Mean ol’ hamsters ate my post! Anyhow, I said: **Mipiace** , Sorry you had to make the decision to let _muffin_ go. (((hugs))) There are plenty of great guys in here to go around though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2057 "2003-09-23T15:19:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Oh PS - very important 9 of his 14 words need to be “go away I don’t want to see you any more” that will be for next week \*\* Ok, that leaves five free words. That should be easy enough to find! But, seriously, sorry things aren’t working the way you’d like them to, **mipiace**. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2058 "2003-09-23T15:39:31Z")
I am not telling you what the other five free words are but they are probably dirty… DOn’t be sorry dreamer, there comes a point when it just doesn’t seem worth it anymore. I’m kind of burnt out on it. 'muffin is college educated, what a coincidence! he knows those 9 words too! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2059 "2003-09-23T15:50:37Z")
I just know it can be a difficult thing. 🙂 Glad you’re ok with it. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2060 "2003-09-23T15:54:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Dave** , dear, it’s not ADD, it’s multitasking. 😃 \*\* Heeheehee!!.._multitasking_ needs to be added to the OMFG dictionary, pretty please. **SD** , men seem to think that if our entire attention is not devoted specifically _to them_, it’s not enough attention going their way. **Dave** , honey, I’m sorry you’re not happy today. ((((( **Dave** ))))). Worried about you, dear one. Wish I could kiss it and make it all better for you. **mipiace** , I’ve got a spare shoulder here. What happened, huh? The whole “c’mere,c’mere,c’mere…no, getaway,getaway, getaway” thing again? :sigh:…sometimes I don’t get that one, myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=104)