# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2081 "2003-09-23T19:45:52Z")
wow… looks like I missed a hell of a party. Well, I’ll just have to be late. -_collects nail polish collection_ -_grabs jar of Narasi David secret addictive choco sauce_ -_locates copy of Estrogen for estrogen: how to make friends with other women_ Hmm, actually, I think I don’t need this… I think I’ll get the Menhdi designs book instead -_rifles paintbrush jar_ _BULLHORN_ Okay, lets get this sorrow/rebound party started! **Mama Mo** The bullhorn is for you to take home, in case it helps get your point across As fer alls youse hot tub girlies, I’ve microwaved this jar of secret addictive choco sauce. Here’s the drill, I have these laminated pages of henna designs, in case you’re not feeling creative. The paintbrushes are next to the choco sauce and uhm, nothing like a big pale canvas to paint on, eh? who gets to lick the designs off? _grabs a paintbrush and starts making a mandala design between **SimpleDreamer’s** shoulder blades_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2082 "2003-09-23T20:08:07Z")
_tries not to wiggle and giggle_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2083 "2003-09-23T20:37:26Z")
_quietly raises hand to volunteer for the choco-art clean the canvas-es duty_ and WhiteInk … you have a book of henna designs? I spent an hour on line looking through sites for decent henna art to work from the other day … kept ending up in a henna hell with some german or scandinavian site that was sending all kinds of crap, including the sneaky … we’ll change your home page to ours, just click “no don’t” … grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Did much better when I specified English language … ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2084 "2003-09-23T20:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Maureen** , which of us are you talking to? \*\* You, silly. I’ll get working on those pretty toes. tsst!! Wyatt, I TOLD you, quiet about the ice cream. I think you just want me to get into trouble. And after I stood up for you, too!! **White Ink** , I try not to shout. Eventually my point gets accross. After all, “If mama ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2085 "2003-09-23T20:58:13Z")
Yay! Mehendi - that will cheer me up for sure…I love designs…paint my entire body! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2086 "2003-09-23T21:09:40Z")
I’ve wanted to get some pretty henna tatoos for a long time. Must look into it more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2087 "2003-09-23T21:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > _Quote from White Ink_ > who gets to lick the designs off? _jumps up and down excitedly waving his hand_ Can I help? Can I help? > [@](#): > > _Quote from Mo_ > After all, “If mama ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy.” 😃 You’re not my ex-wife are you? NAH! You’re too nice! I thought henna was shampoo. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2088 "2003-09-23T21:26:14Z")
this is Chocolate Menhdi boyzngirlz… darn, made a mistake, do I get to clean my own mistakes? opps, my hand jiggled again! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2089 "2003-09-23T21:31:39Z")
btw, since you asked, Menhdi is a henna & spice dye paste that is applied to skin traditionally in N. African and Indian cultures. It isn’t really a tattoo, seeing as how you don’t break the skin, and it’s not permanent. Many Indian brides have ornate designs on their hands and feet for their marriage ceremony. The dye paste smells HEAVENLY. I’ve yet to actually prepare it, and I’m meant to borrow some books with designs and such from an acquaintance who has a lot of experience. I want to learn how to apply it as it seems like a nice thing to share. [/lecture] and yes mr 69, you can help with anyone who says you can ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2090 "2003-09-23T21:33:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > [B! > I thought henna was shampoo. 😕 \*\* 😃 You do lead a sheltered life don’tcha honey! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2091 "2003-09-23T21:39:12Z")
I guess I do… I’ve never heard of Mehendi either. :smack: But if it’s chocolate, I’m there! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2092 "2003-09-23T21:44:26Z")
That’s okay, you know I liek to educate…[wink] ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2093 "2003-09-23T21:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*_jumps up and down excitedly waving his hand_ > Can I help? Can I help? > You’re not my ex-wife are you? NAH! You’re too nice! \*\* heehee, **6** , you’re so sweet. I wouldn’t have been stupid enough to divorce you. But you’re a little young for me. **White Ink** , sharing is ALWAYS encouraged here. Do me next. Pretty please??? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2094 "2003-09-23T21:53:40Z")
**mipiace** you lick to educate! that is so cooool ! (actually, prolly warm & wet, but I digress… \*puts the finishing touches on **SimpleDreamer’s** mandala and shifts around to face the next canvas. \* So tell me **Maureen** , what kind of a chocomenhdi design would you like, and where would you like me to put it? Or did you really mean for me to “do” you? [/evil grin] ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2095 "2003-09-23T22:01:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Hmm, this one might work…another old friend from Italy…he’s actuall a little smart but…he just offered to mail himself to me…naked. [sigh] I love being a girlhttp://www.tailofthedragon.com/slayers/2003/hoelle.html \*\* Can’t say that I care to see 'im naked, personally, but I _do_ have to compliment your boy on his bike and choice of roads. The Dragon is **only** the most kick-ass 11 miles of asphalt around. Attracts folks from all over the world, and it’s about 45 minutes out my front door. Guess where I unleash the Wankel and GTI to play. 😃 Damn, y’all had one helluva party while I was workin’ today! WOW! I hope to drop back in tonight, but I gots tons o’ shite to do before Indy. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2096 "2003-09-23T22:20:48Z")
That’s okay honey, I’ll look at him nekkid for you…what a coincidence that it is in your front yard! Lick to educate[shakes her head!]…you know I have got to stop those Freudian typos… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2097 "2003-09-23T23:08:00Z")
Oh, I forgot about what I read earlier… > [@](#): > > _Snipped from Wyatt’s quote_ > 5-6" heels … oh, and some very very nice tummys! OOOO! High heels, and flat bellies! There are two things I love most about the female anatomy… flat bellies and hip bones that stick out, and big, blue/green/gray eyes. I guess high heels are more of a fetish… but they just make a woman stand or walk more sexy. I’m not a cro-magnon, I do pity women for all the shit they have to go thru, but high heels… Oh baby!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2098 "2003-09-23T23:09:31Z")
OMG! You bad, bad people! ~spanks~ I couldn’t get online from work today, and you guys added two pages…~scrolls back and settles in for the night~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2099 "2003-09-23T23:11:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*So tell me **Maureen** , what kind of a chocomenhdi design would you like, and where would you like me to put it? Or did you really mean for me to “do” you? > [/evil grin] \*\* WHEE!! All these offers. I like abstract design, but the artist’s enjoyment should come first. At the base of my spine, I have a very dark freckle. That seems to be as good a starting point as any. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2100 "2003-09-23T23:15:12Z")
OOOHHH!! and a spanking from **Jaade**? The evening is progressing nicely. **Jaade** , honey, want some ice cream? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=104) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=106)