# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2101 "2003-09-23T23:40:11Z")
\*abstractly starts a vine up Maureen’s spine with nods to Art Nouveau leaves & flores \* ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2102 "2003-09-23T23:42:23Z")
O…White Ink, I know I never told you…how’d you know I love Mucha? One of my favorite artists ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2103 "2003-09-23T23:44:29Z")
Oh, you mean I didn’t tell you I was psychic? Oops, sorry. And yes, that means I know what all youse boyz been thinking all the while as well. And let me just say, ahem, DAMN y’all got some horny thoughts floatin’ around! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2104 "2003-09-23T23:50:31Z")
And these thoughts are a BAD thing? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2105 "2003-09-24T00:04:46Z")
Hey **Davebear** , are you watching the Sawx? Do you see the FILTH that DuBose is throwing? Be afraid! Be VERY afraid! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2106 "2003-09-24T00:17:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*OOOHHH!! and a spanking from **Jaade**? The evening is progressing nicely. **Jaade** , honey, want some ice cream? \*\* I would _love_ some choc-o-late ice-cream. Thanks **Maureen** , doll! Sheesh, well I read the pages once, I guess it’s time to reply… **mipiace** , it seems to me that Studmuffin doesn’t appreciate what kind of lady he’s been spending time with, and if he won’t return your calls or emails and you feel that you are tired of trying and can’t try anymore, you are making the right decision. And I think we should throw a party for you, but not a drown your sorrows type, we need a “freedom” party! ~hugs~ You know, your friend on the motorcycle is a little cutie! If you don’t want his naked pictures, you could send them on to the other **Davebear Babes** [sup]TM[/sup] for scrutiny. > [@](#): > > _originally mistyped by Maureen_ > It it??!! Hate it when that happens. Wanna fix it for me? Did I tell you what got done to my toes last weekend? leans in very close and whispers in Jaade’s ear ~giggles at what **Maureen** whispers and then gets out the nail polish~ Of course darlin’! > [@](#): > > I’m with you. I look ever so much nicer in three dimensions. Good lord, can I get an amen! I hate pictures of me too! > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Quite the opposite, sweetie. It’s the fact that you do keep it to yourself, yet continue to taunt me with it, that bugs me. Well, I don’t recall you ever _asking_ me to do anything else with it… > [@](#): > > No, no, silly. The idea is that we each do everything, for and to each other. Trust me when I say not all guys think this way. > [@](#): > > I dunno…she’s awful cute, but… :dubious: > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Thanks Maureen! I’ve been telling him for years. 'nuff is enuff already…you know it was that was with my husband and when it was all said and done he was the same way “Why didn’t you SAY something?” DAMMIT I DID - nine ways to Sunday for 6 out of 14 Fricking YEARS!!! …AAaaarrrrrrgh!!! whatever. When I’m dun,. I’m dun. I feel like I should be wearing choir robes! > [@](#): > > **White Ink** > > As fer alls youse hot tub girlies, I’ve microwaved this jar of secret addictive choco sauce. Here’s the drill, I have these laminated pages of henna designs, in case you’re not feeling creative. The paintbrushes are next to the choco sauce and uhm, nothing like a big pale canvas to paint on, eh? Someone paint me!! I need a tattoo! [hijack]I’ve been thinking about getting a real tattoo…a peach, but I’m a big chicken![/hijack] ~J ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2107 "2003-09-24T00:22:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*Oh, you mean I didn’t tell you I was psychic? > > Oops, sorry. > > And yes, that means I know what all youse boyz been thinking all the while as well. And let me just say, ahem, DAMN y’all got some horny thoughts floatin’ around! \*\* WOW!!! Never knew if I really believed in that stuff … but, she’s _Right_ … that’s Amazing! She’s absolutely Right!!! There was no way for her to know that stuff … WOW!!! She’s for Real!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2108 "2003-09-24T00:28:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*[hijack]I’ve been thinking about getting a real tattoo…a peach, but I’m a big chicken![/hijack] > > ~J \*\* I think the peach is a much better idea than the big chicken tattoo… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2109 "2003-09-24T00:33:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*I think the peach is a much better idea than the big chicken tattoo… \*\* Don’t make me tattoo you! ~pouts~ You know what I meant smarty pants. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2110 "2003-09-24T00:42:07Z")
I’ve said it before… You’re so sexy when you pout! Where ya thinking of getting this tatoo? …and I don’t mean which shop… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2111 "2003-09-24T00:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’ve said it before… > You’re so sexy when you pout! > > Where ya thinking of getting this tatoo? > > …and I don’t mean which shop… :eek: \*\* ~grins~ Oddly, the ex-SO doesn’t agree… Well actually, he does…sometimes. Did you see the Friends episode where Rachel got a tattoo? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2112 "2003-09-24T00:50:07Z")
Allright **Jaade** on yer belly. You’re getting frogs on yer ass. > [@](#): > > _not yet posted by Jaade_ > But why am I getting frogs on my ass? Because I’m the only one who’s doing any chocolate menhdi. You gotta get other people to paint ya if’n ya don’t want froggys. Besides, there’s frogs go with water, but no chocolate in the hot tub. AND, there’s just something about the concept of a froggy ass that tickles my fancy. **Now on yer belly!** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2113 "2003-09-24T00:54:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*Allright **Jaade** on yer belly. You’re getting frogs on yer ass. > Because I’m the only one who’s doing any chocolate menhdi. You gotta get other people to paint ya if’n ya don’t want froggys. > > Besides, there’s frogs go with water, but no chocolate in the hot tub. AND, there’s just something about the concept of a froggy ass that tickles my fancy. **Now on yer belly!** \*\* But…but…frogs give you warts! ~frowns~ ~lays down on her tummy obdiently [sub]mostly because she’s scared not to[/sub]~ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2114 "2003-09-24T00:57:50Z")
Rush fans… post #2112… Aw, you beat me too it… **Jaade** , I gave up on “Friends.” Let’s see how many sexual combinations we can make with 3 guys and 3 girls… Hmmmmm… sounds like OMFG tho… WHERE is the tatoo gonna be? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2115 "2003-09-24T00:58:12Z")
Rush fans… post #2112… Aw, you beat me to it… **Jaade** , I gave up on “Friends.” Let’s see how many sexual combinations we can make with 3 guys and 3 girls… Hmmmmm… sounds like OMFG tho… WHERE is the tatoo gonna be? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2116 "2003-09-24T00:59:47Z")
Froggy ass has Such a ring to it! Seems like there should be a lot of jokes with that… it was a dark and froggy ass night … ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2117 "2003-09-24T01:01:09Z")
Geez! 3112 til THESE hampsters catch up! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2118 "2003-09-24T01:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Rush fans… post #2112… > Aw, you beat me too it… > > **Jaade** , I gave up on “Friends.” > > Let’s see how many sexual combinations we can make with 3 guys and 3 girls… > > Hmmmmm… sounds like OMFG tho… > > WHERE is the tatoo gonna be? \*\* Actually it was only in the second season…when she and Ross were dating the first time. Anyway, she got the tattoo high on her hip about 2/3 of the way behind her…so close to her butt really… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2119 "2003-09-24T01:13:03Z")
:o I don’t use that particular smilie much… **Jaade** , if you DO get a tattoo, you’re braver than me! I’ve wanted to get an ear pierced for years, but that would like hurt! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2120 "2003-09-24T01:17:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*But…but…frogs give you warts! ~frowns~ > \*\* **Toads** had the reputation of giving you warts … frogs give you … frog legs > [@](#): > > _originally submitted by Jaade_\*\* > ~lays down on her tummy obdiently [sub]mostly because she’s scared not to[/sub]~ \*\* now THAT gave me shivers … all up and down my back … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=107)