# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2161 "2003-09-24T14:10:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > if I had known it was such a pin in the ass, I don’t think I would have done it. I thought it was a pin in the navel! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > …you can’t let a sissy girly girl like me show you up can you? You’re definitely a girly girl, but you AIN’T no sissy! 😉 Still, I don’t like needles and I ain’t gettin nothing tattooed or pierced… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2162 "2003-09-24T14:39:48Z")
AAAaaaaargh! pimf! pimf!!! ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2163 "2003-09-24T14:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*\ Speaking of which… did we scare off the ghost? > now THAt’s spooky!!! \*\* Not possible - I have morphed into a tiny ball in the upper corner of the hot tub area, stealing chocolate, ice cream, and fingernail polish (perusing the _Estrogen for Estrogen_ tome someone thoughtfully provided, feeling the greatest empathy for **Maureen** and generally being quiet but watchful… I’m a people-watcher, you know! ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2164 "2003-09-24T14:56:08Z")
[sub]and thoughtfully volunteering for **Davebear** ministrations, which would probably be a heck of a lot more effective than ice cream… [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2165 "2003-09-24T14:56:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Oh, right. Got distracted. But…I just took you for a road trip. Kind of a 24 Hours of Le Mama endurance trial. So, it would have to be something pretty special, since I got that for free. What’d you have in mind? \*\* Well, I didn’t want to embarrass you dear one, but if it was that much of an endurance trial, I wouldn’t be ready for more yet, now would I? I know you can do better than that… > [@](#): > > You’re definitely a girly girl, but you AIN’T no sissy! Still, I don’t like needles and I ain’t gettin nothing tattooed or pierced… Eesh. We tell you it doesn’t hurt, that it looks cool, and that women like it, and still no? Tell you what, **6**. **mipiace** and I will stay with you the whole time and nurse you back to health afterward. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2166 "2003-09-24T15:02:51Z")
And it isn’t really a needle. It’s this gun thingy that looks more like an electric razor. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2167 "2003-09-24T16:16:52Z")
Ooh, tattoos and piercings and weddings, boy am I late to the party! And fellow pen freaks. I loved that handwriting thread, too. But I never did send in a sample. I’m with you on the tattoo thing, **if6**. Not really willing to go through that. (Although if I did, I’d get a small rose somewhere) I’ll stick to body paint and chocolate… I know a woman who took her son’s photograph and had the tattoo artist reproduce it across the small of her back. The guy did an incredible job. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2168 "2003-09-24T16:25:09Z")
Well… if **Mo** and **miapiace** were going to nurse me back to health… that’d be worth a little pain. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2169 "2003-09-24T16:34:41Z")
If you aren’t wimpy, I might even wear my sexy nurse outfit with stilettos and fishnets…anyone else besides me have a fishnet fetish? I luv 'em! I think they are molto sexy! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2170 "2003-09-24T16:41:49Z")
Fishnets make your legs look fabulous! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2171 "2003-09-24T16:56:14Z")
Hm. Don’t own a pair of fishnets, but I do have a lovely pair of black silk stockings with seams up the back. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2172 "2003-09-24T17:00:31Z")
I like those too…I used to wear those to work in Italy. The fighter pilots loved those…with my black buisiness suit withthe short skirt and white pearls. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2173 "2003-09-24T17:01:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*No can do, darlin’. It’s one thing to flirt with a “coupled” woman whose SO is not present; it’s a totally different matter to flirt with one right in front of the declared SO’s face. That’s just wrong, at least for _that_ level of flirting. And, even if you two aren’t getting married (“yet”, as you said), there definitely seems to be something going on between you. So, dat’s de end o’ dat. Dammit. \*\* ~sighs~ You guys are going to be the death of me, I swear…either that or you are going to flog me senseless… Poor **Rocky** (I say poor because I probably drove him RIGHT outta this thread, never to be seen again) and I are _not_ actually getting married. He’s very cute and very sweet, and I’d probably be a very lucky girl to be his SO…but nothing has happened between us that all of you guys haven’t seen. If we really had something going on, we’d let you all know, but my post was in no way intended to throw you guys all into a frenzy and I apologize to everyone. Soooo…back to the flirting, lick my frogs dammit! > [@](#): > > So, why a peach? You’re a Texan, no? Wouldn’t a yellow rose be more appropriate? \*\* I’m from GA originally…so a peach is pretty appropriate. ~grins~ > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Jaade and Rocky!! Now you both know I am totally jealous if you get married (BUT you have to figure out which one of you I am jealous of!!! LOL) ~bouncy bouncy bounces~ Pick me, pick me! > [@](#): > > Still no word from Studmuffin. Can’t even reach him to break up with him so I guess in my mind that means we are broken up. I have plans for a girls night this weekend which will be my “coming out” party. I’d still like to receive a package in the mail from my naked motorcycle rider…yummy 🙂 But hey, who knows what treats await me on the mean streets of metro Texas? Houston has some pretty mean streets! ~hint~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2174 "2003-09-24T17:10:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I have a 6 1/2" parrot that I drew on my right hip. \*\* So…where are the pics of _that?_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I also have my navel pierced. \*\* And, that? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*So NOW - all you guys, don’t tell me you are gonna be all candy assed and say you WANT to get a tat or your ears pierced but are afraid … \*\* Not that anyone asked me, exactly, but I’m taking this as an excuse to express my opinion. I’ve never really wanted a tattoo. I’ve seen a book on tattoo art, some of which was phenomenal, but most of the tattoos I’ve seen were not of high enough quality to hang on a wall, let alone have embedded in my skin. I thought about getting an ear pierced, back in HS/College days, but never got around to it. I don’t think it would look right on me, now. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CasperQ \* > \*\*\*and thoughtfully volunteering for Davebear ministrations, which would probably be a heck of a lot more effective than ice cream… \* \*\* Hmm…a ghost asking to be ministered to. Something wrong with that picture, but never mind. Whatcha got in mind, sugar? You got some wound I might be able to heal with a laying on of hands? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Well, I didn’t want to embarrass you dear one, but if it was that much of an endurance trial, I wouldn’t be ready for more yet, now would I? I know you can do better than that…** _Women!_ One minute they’re mindlessly babbling in ectasy, can’t see or think straight, and so limp you could roll them up like a rug; the next minute they’re dissin’ ya’ in public. Ungrateful wench! Besides…_you_ owe _ **me** _, here. Why should _I_ worry about “doing better”? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*I know a woman who took her son’s photograph and had the tattoo artist reproduce it across the small of her back. \*\* …and never had doggy-style sex again, _ever_, for the rest of her life. (unless her partner was blind or really, really twisted) ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2175 "2003-09-24T17:15:36Z")
_If_ I ever got a tatoo I’d get it on the small of my back, off to the right… in a very specific spot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2176 "2003-09-24T17:15:43Z")
Hey yeah Dave bear might not flirt with a woman right in front of her SO but hey! I flirt with a woman **AND** her SO right in front of you both! Hey last week we were all makin’ sammiches in the hot tub so I figure it’s all in the family!! And I actually do have pics of my tat from when I first got it but I have to scare them up…I’ll go look for them and see if I can find a scanner if you guys want to see. I’ve thought of doing this before because on this board there have been a lot of tattoo threads before and I am kind of proud because I drew it…I promise, I will try and get this done. The navel? that’s weird, you just want to see my belly, it looks just like everybody else’s. I know you have a navel fetish Dave. You show me yours and I’ll show you mine! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2177 "2003-09-24T17:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* Women! One minute they’re mindlessly babbling in ectasy, can’t see or think straight, and so limp you could roll them up like a rug; the next minute they’re dissin’ ya’ in public. Ungrateful wench!_\* Aw, sweetie…If I didn’t enjoy it so much, I wouldn’t be pushing so hard for more. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2178 "2003-09-24T17:18:30Z")
PS - Jaade - I am going to have to take that road trip to Houston soon. Maybe not this weekend but since my weekends are going to be a lot freer in the future, I promise, it is going to be soon! Maybe Casper can tag along to her favorite haunts too. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2179 "2003-09-24T17:21:15Z")
HEY! How come I didn’t get to mindlessly babble in ecstasy so limp you could roll me up like a rug - huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2180 "2003-09-24T17:26:01Z")
> [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Hey yeah Dave bear might not flirt with a woman right in front of her SO but hey! I flirt with a womanAND her SO right in front of you both! Hey last week we were all makin’ sammiches in the hot tub so I figure it’s all in the family!! See! **mipiace** has the right idea… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=108) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=110)