# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2181 "2003-09-24T17:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Agreeably by Davebear \* > **Hmm…a ghost asking to be ministered to. Something wrong with that picture, but never mind. Whatcha got in mind, sugar? You got some wound I might be able to heal with a laying on of hands?** No wound a’tall, Davebear - but I do hate to see you deprived of licking frogs (chocolate as they be) from strategic anatomical locations. I was just thinking of your well being, of course… > [@](#): > > _fun suggestion by **mipiace** _ > **Maybe Casper can tag along to her favorite haunts too.** If its a non-mommy weekend, you can bet I’ll be out haunting! I missed the one HouDope that **Jaade** graced with her presence (okay, well, I’ve only been to one HouDope myself!). [sub] **Wyatt** seems unusually quiet, from what I’ve been watching… did someone give him ice cream?![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2182 "2003-09-24T17:54:08Z")
**Wyatt** _has_ been especially quiet lately… hmm… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2183 "2003-09-24T18:23:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*PS - Jaade - I am going to have to take that road trip to Houston soon. Maybe not this weekend but since my weekends are going to be a lot freer in the future, I promise, it is going to be soon! Maybe Casper can tag along to her favorite haunts too. \*\* Whoo hoo, I’m ready! ~puts on her dancin’ shoes~ ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2184 "2003-09-24T18:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CasperQ \* > > If its a non-mommy weekend, you can bet I’ll be out haunting! I missed the one HouDope that **Jaade** graced with her presence (okay, well, I’ve only been to one HouDope myself!). Actually darlin’, I missed that HouDope myself, I’ve never been to one. I was disappointed, I didn’t find out about it until after the fact. If you hear about another one, let me know!! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2185 "2003-09-24T18:25:45Z")
Uh-oh…when Wyatt is quiet it usually mean he is up to no good. White Ink better have her flogger ready, I suspect he is getting into trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2186 "2003-09-24T18:27:33Z")
**White Ink** has a flogger?!? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2187 "2003-09-24T18:30:10Z")
…you guys won’t make me go country dancing will you? I haven’t done that since I was a young sprite back in Florida…I don’t do line dancing and two stepping and stuff. But then I do like cowboys in tight jeans, I could just sight at the bar and rink and gape!!! Cowboys are sweet about buying pretty ladies drinks all night long… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2188 "2003-09-24T18:32:31Z")
Yep! I’m sure she’ll tell ya’ ALL about it! Maybe even show you. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2189 "2003-09-24T18:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…you guys won’t make me go country dancing will you? I haven’t done that since I was a young sprite back in Florida…I don’t do line dancing and two stepping and stuff. But then I do like cowboys in tight jeans, I could just sight at the bar and rink and gape!!! Cowboys are sweet about buying pretty ladies drinks all night long… \*\* I love, love, love to dance…but I would never make _you_ dance. Cowboys are wonderfully scrumptious though, aren’t they? FTR, line dancing has fallen right out of fashion, so you won’t have to worry about that in any case… ~J ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2190 "2003-09-24T18:53:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Yep! I’m sure she’ll tell ya’ ALL about it! Maybe even show you. \*\* 🆒 Can I borrow that?? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2191 "2003-09-24T18:56:19Z")
No, no no you know what I mean. Country music…do you go to CW bars? They are okay but tend to freak me out once I start boozing…long story, I had a surreal experience at one here in SA…really comical actually, I’ll have to email you…too long for the board. But YES cowboys are cuties, I prefer the yuppie/preppie type though…you can probably tell from my posts (God I hate to admit this) b/c …(Oh God Dave is going to love to smack me for this…(sigh) they spend more money on me…okay I’m going to just go slide over to the corner and wait for the barrage from all of the men in the room. (yelp, yelp, yelp!!!) I’m sorry , I’m sorry, I’m sorry!!! Anyway, for now I am looking for something a little less substantial anyway so a cowboy might so just fine provided he is …well…just …fine! He can be my meaningful soulmate boyfriend for the rest of my…weekend. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2192 "2003-09-24T18:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CasperQ \* > \*\*🆒 Can I borrow that?? \*\* What does a ghost do with a flogger? ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2193 "2003-09-24T19:01:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I love, love, love to dance…but I would never make _you_ dance. Cowboys are wonderfully scrumptious though, aren’t they? > > FTR, line dancing has fallen right out of fashion, so you won’t have to worry about that in any case… > > ~J \*\* I’m with **Jaade** on the C&W dancing - and TX (contrary to popular belief in some places) never DID get much into line dancing like the rest of the country… (at least not the places I’ve been!) Besides, sitting and WATCHING those cowboys and wondering whether its a condom or a can of copenhagen in the back pocket is fun, too!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2194 "2003-09-24T19:08:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I love, love, love to dance…but I would never make _you_ dance. Cowboys are wonderfully scrumptious though, aren’t they? > > FTR, line dancing has fallen right out of fashion, so you won’t have to worry about that in any case… > > ~J \*\* I’m with **Jaade** on the C&W dancing - and TX (contrary to popular belief in some places) never DID get much into line dancing like the rest of the country… (at least not the places I’ve been!) Besides, sitting and WATCHING those cowboys and wondering whether its a condom or a can of copenhagen in the back pocket is fun, too!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2195 "2003-09-24T19:26:12Z")
dammitDammitDAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!! I need help and…advice. Which I never ask for, but I can’t do this alone. And a shoulder, too, fairly waterproof, because I haven’t stopped crying for about an hour now. I was stupid, and insensitive, and apparently unkind. I hurt someone who means the whole world to me for something as silly as winning a pointless argument. It was never intended to hurt, and it was a fairly innocuous comment, but I guess I did more damage than I thought, because now he won’t even talk to me and I can’t stand that I have hurt him so badly. **Jaade** , honey, what do I do? How do I get him to accept my apology and forgive me? I can’t even function right now… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2196 "2003-09-24T19:27:14Z")
Yeah but in CW bars I get approached with opening lines like this one from last weekend “Have you ever seen a 15 inch cock?” The guy was a chicken farmer…you know, something just makes me not that interested in dating a chicken farmer…drat. I told him “Yes, just this morning I saw a 15 inch cock” and it hung him up. he didn’t know what to say…so I told him why don’t you go off and look for a 15 inch cock…and off he went. [sigh] is it only me who has such brutal bar stories? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2197 "2003-09-24T19:27:16Z")
**Jaade** , honey, you ain’t run me outta this thread. I’m still around … even though you’ve broken my heart by cancelling the wedding. 😉 Work’s just been making it tough to party during the day lately. I actually _will_ be parting ways with y’all for a few days, starting tomorrow. Heading to Indy for one of the world’s greatest motorsports weekends. I have no doubt you folks will leave me plenty to read and catch up on by Monday. 😃 Warmest Regards to all! Have a great weekend! Dave ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2198 "2003-09-24T19:30:59Z")
Ok I am just waaaay behind here… teach me to go to the doctors this morning! Baby is fine and so am I. He’s conservatively estimated at 5 and 1/2 pounds since my OB opted not to cause me extreme pain to get exact measurements I don’t have a flogger… I do have assorted feathers and a couple of whips and other stuff though. I also have fishnet stockings except they don’t make them in maternity either! It is mighty hard to get those seams in the back straight though. _grrr_ I can’t dance at all. Never learned how. Twas forbidden in the parent’s house and now I’m old and clumsy and self conscious so all attempts to learn have been disasterous. I want a tatto or a belly button ring. I’m thinking a nice reward for birth would be one of the two. I just don’t know exactly what to get for a tattoo… I really like the anklets! I’m sorry studmuffin disappointed you again ☹ Enjoy that girl’s night out! On Preview… Eeeek Maureen! What’s wrong? And my cousins used to be chicken farmers! They aren’t all Texas cowboys ya know 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2199 "2003-09-24T19:31:06Z")
Did I miss something? Maureen did you really wallop Rocky or something? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2200 "2003-09-24T19:54:52Z")
Maureen, it’s really hard to offer advice w/o knowing the situation… but I would say appologize for hurting him as sencerily as you can. (((hugs))) Hope it all works out ok. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=111)