# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2261 "2003-09-25T19:00:43Z")
**Mo** , it IS insane! I’m with you! “I’m nice to you, you’re nice to me, everyone is happy.” That is what everyone wants, man or woman. It’s just not in my experience that it ever works out like that. ☹ Alright… there are a few examples on this very board where it does work out like that… but I think they are few and far between… ☹ God, I’m depressing myself! It’s just been my experience (very few experiences) that one or the other partner dominates a relationship. I guess a relationship where BOTH partners are truly equal and balanced is what we are ALL searching (wishing) for… On a happier note… I don’t get get it! :smack: What IS the question that begs to be asked??? Ask away, dear! NOTHING offends me! BTW… _SECOND_ sweetest guy in this thread??? Now I’m mad!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2262 "2003-09-25T19:01:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Booty call, Booty call…Ooooooo, I’m gettin’ madder by the minute. He pisses me off too much I’ll tie his fucking ass to that four poster bed and leave him there and see how long it takes for someone to find him…and just exactly WHO it is that finds him…** Hm. **Sorella**? Did you watch Nip/Tuck the other night? In which the hormonal plastic surgeon gets his cumm…um, sorry, comeuppance via one very gorgeous but also, sadly, very psychotic blond bimbo with a set of restraints? On again tonight, worth watching. Every man’s worst nightmare, so far as I could tell. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2263 "2003-09-25T19:08:25Z")
I need beer and butts… brb… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2264 "2003-09-25T19:14:18Z")
OMG - no I have seen the show but not that particular episode. I’ll have to tune in…I think it might cheer me up just to fantasize…wouldn’t that be a hoot. To tease him all week, make him think he’s gonna get a “big surprise” and then let him get all hot and bothered and get a big surprise all right. Tie him up and,… no wait hand cuff him and then tell him BTW honey, I’m breaking up with you RIGHT NOW - Goodbye. Well that would be ONE way to make sure he never came back - unless it was with the police. I’m laughing like a lunatic right now. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2265 "2003-09-25T19:24:55Z")
OMG - no I have seen the show but not that particular episode. I’ll have to tune in…I think it might cheer me up just to fantasize…wouldn’t that be a hoot. To tease him all week, make him think he’s gonna get a “big surprise” and then let him get all hot and bothered and get a big surprise all right. Tie him up and,… no wait hand cuff him and then tell him BTW honey, I’m breaking up with you RIGHT NOW - Goodbye. Well that would be ONE way to make sure he never came back - unless it was with the police. I’m laughing like a lunatic right now. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2266 "2003-09-25T19:48:41Z")
**mipiace** , you’re scary when you’re pissed… :eek: And somehow… I LIKE it! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2267 "2003-09-25T19:56:26Z")
_raises hand to volunteer as " **official thread perv.** then cranes neck to try to look up the skirts of the posters above him …_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2268 "2003-09-25T19:57:52Z")
Ah…I wouldn’t REALLY do it…i am just psyching myself up to stay mad at him so he can’t look at me all sweet and talk me out of it. If I keep adding fuel to the fire I will be really scary mad and there will be no way in hell he can change my firey red-headed mind…arrrrrgh! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2269 "2003-09-25T20:04:33Z")
Whoops, sorry, official title was “Perv of the Thread” \*\*Raises hand to be official **P** erv. **o** f **t** he **T** hread \*\* Humm… thank goodness it isn’t Perv. of the Thread Yonder … ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2270 "2003-09-25T20:11:47Z")
and **Maureen** Don’t cha just _hate_ it when your brain misses the “I’m NOT going to say…” part of the thought and just does the “say” part … Great quote from Illusions, by Richard Bach… ‘…I’m Not going to ask him how he found me, “How did you find me?” I said…’ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2271 "2003-09-25T20:13:17Z")
Wyatt baby! We missed you! Especially 6…although how much is greatly suspect!! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2272 "2003-09-25T20:17:35Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* \*\*On a happier note… I don’t get get it! :smack: What IS the question that begs to be asked??? Ask away, dear! NOTHING offends me! [QUOTE] :sigh: Around Dave all this time, and you can’t figure it out? I bet Wyatt could tell you. > [@](#): > > - more from 6\* BTW… _SECOND_ sweetest guy in this thread??? Now I’m mad!!! 😃 \*\* Yes, second. Quit fishin’, you!!😛 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2273 "2003-09-25T20:18:07Z")
**Wyatt** , you slay me! I never thought of craning my neck up to look up skirts… … but I’m gonna try it right now! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2274 "2003-09-25T20:18:46Z")
oh, must get more sleep tonight… WYATT!! PUPPY!!! I missed you. I’m out of soda. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2275 "2003-09-25T20:27:19Z")
Yay! **Wyatt** ’s back! _wanders off to find a heating pad, as it’s been nearly 2 weeks since she got cracked by the chiro_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2276 "2003-09-25T20:35:43Z")
And yes, sweetie, now that you mention it…that is EXACTLY what it was. _Okay, I will NOT say that…_ “SO! blahblahblah…” ooooohhhfuuuck. Just like Ralphie in A Christmas Story. I suspect it has large amounts to do with the fact that I am completely amoral, and have no little voice telling me “no,no, Maureen. That will hurt.” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2277 "2003-09-25T20:49:37Z")
You’re not amoral, **Mo**! We ALL have that little voice, you too. Sometimes we just beat him/her to the punch. Maybe you F-ed up, but don’t beat yourself up over it. EVRYONE Fs-up sometimes. If he is a true friend, he’ll realize that! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2278 "2003-09-25T20:54:10Z")
Oh, I lovehate my boss!! That dear, sweet ladythe bitch just walked up to me with a box in her hands and said “It’s been a horrible day. Raspberry cheesecake. Have some.” OOOHhhhhhh…she KNOWS I just lost 17lbs… oh, what the hell. I worked out this morning. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2279 "2003-09-25T20:58:19Z")
Wow Mipiace, Just leave him a copy of ‘Gerald’s Game’ on the nightstand when you abandon the muffin to the wolves 😉 I hope Maureen hears from her sweetie soon and things turn out well! You’ve got to be climbing the walls… I think the guys need to massage some tense muscles away! I also think if you’re looking at your relationship and regarding who has all the power that should be a warning sign right there. Relationships should be about partnerships and not competitions. Yeah we all have our catty days but overall it should be on a level power base or someone will always feel haughty and entitled and someone else will always feel demeaned and resentful. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2280 "2003-09-25T21:11:18Z")
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