# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2301 "2003-09-25T23:58:36Z")

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Y’know…I just read those comments. To all of those people who have had to force themselves to open this thread to read something they don’t want to see in the first place: GO READ SOMETHING ELSE!! WE’RE HAPPY HERE, THANKS AWFULLY!! Not like there isn’t other stuff to look at, fercryinoutloud…

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2302 "2003-09-26T00:11:44Z")

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**Jaade** , I looked all over that link, but didn’t see anything about THIS thread…  
If anybody says ANYTHING bad about the Babes[sup]tm[/sup], I’m gonna open up a can a whoop-ass! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2303 "2003-09-26T00:15:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Wyatt \*  
> \*\*Sooooooo… ya invite yerselves Both over to his place, ask him Nicely if he’d like to play in a little game with you, two … tie him up … then ask if he thinks he needs spanked … before he gets to play with you both … permission granted … spank away … THEN tell him, oh, by the way, I’m here to break up with you … so … see ya …
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> _evil grin_ … consent is SO easy for a woman (or two or three) to get from a man … soooooo easy …
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> Wyatt **PotT** since well a couple posts ago … \*\*

Oh wait! I can help with this **mipiace**! I’ll make a special drive and everything…I have my stockings ready!

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2304 "2003-09-26T00:31:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*Y’know…I just read those comments. To all of those people who have had to force themselves to open this thread to read something they don’t want to see in the first place: GO READ SOMETHING ELSE!! WE’RE HAPPY HERE, THANKS AWFULLY!! Not like there isn’t other stuff to look at, fercryinoutloud… \*\*

Thank you **Maureen** , my sentiments exactly. Why do they care how many pages or views this thread gets? It doesn’t hurt them or benefit them either way. They don’t want to get in the hottub? Blech, I had to really really restrain myself not to say something then and there.

**6** , check the thread right after **Esprix’s** last post. Tuesday, Sept 22 at 11:43PM, posted by **blumunk** , whoever that is…he’s talking about how long a couple of threads are, and if you click on the “read comments” link, you’ll see what people had to say about his post.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2305 "2003-09-26T01:17:39Z")

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HEE HEE HEE! I posted this at that other place…

Anonymous… but it’s if6was9.  
If y’all don’t like Oh My Freakin’ God… well you don’t have to read it! What business is it of yours if we are all still having fun after 41 pages? If you don’t like that… then go the fuck away!!!

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2306 "2003-09-26T01:53:58Z")

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Why do I have a feeling it’s going to be another long night? **6** , if you’re going to be around a while, we may end up talking all damn night…flippin insomnia.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2307 "2003-09-26T01:57:56Z")

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I hope not **Maureen** , for me anyway. I had a LONG night last night and what I really need is about 10 hours of hard sleep.

And I’m on AIM right now if you’re bored. ~grins~

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2308 "2003-09-26T02:07:00Z")

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**Mo** , I was up til 4 last night… for no damn good reason… and I’m pretty ragged… but if you need a bud, I’m here for you, hon. You know my e-mail too…

Thank God I can juggle…

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2309 "2003-09-26T02:23:50Z")

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thanks, **6** , but I can’t let you lose your job for me. Get some rest, dude!! I’m in California, or hadn’t you noticed? By the time it’s 4 there, it’ll still only be 1 here. I’m gonna be in full swing by that time. :sigh:…I think it’s gonna be a Cary Grant fest tonight. Just bought Father Goose, and His Girl Friday, and To Catch a Thief, and I’ve got The Philadelphia Story, which has the added benefit of a very young Jimmy Stewart…I’ll be ok.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2310 "2003-09-26T02:35:27Z")

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I can do Jimmy Stewart… Sammy Davis Jr. too… many others… but it loses something when I do it on here… 🙂

**Mo** honey, if you need help, I’m here! My job is secure! 😉 😉 😉 And tomorrow is friday… easiest, coolest day of the week!

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2311 "2003-09-26T02:42:15Z")

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Friday, sweet wonderful, luscious Friday…

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2312 "2003-09-26T02:56:09Z")

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You guys are the best. I need to move out of California to be closer to you all. One more person bailling wouldn’t be noticed. Besides, my state is embarrassing me beyond endurance with the damn recall thing.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2313 "2003-09-26T02:58:14Z")

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Come to Texas **Maureen**!! Bring **Rocky** , **Davebear** and **Wyatt** with you…heck, bring everybody, Texas is BIG!!!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2314 "2003-09-26T03:00:56Z")

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But if you moved out… that would be one less vote for Ahnolt, huh? We can’t let THAT happen! 😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2315 "2003-09-26T03:07:55Z")

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BTW… if you’re still awake… or if you get it tomorrow…

{{{{{{{ **Simple Dreamer** }}}}}}} **I** wouldn’t let you slip away! 😉

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**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2316 "2003-09-26T03:42:56Z")

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[sub]\*the **cynic** in me is getting irritated with all of the sweetness and light in the thread…  
:smack:

…but the **feminine** side is just mush with all of the support[/sub]  
NOW… turn up the heat and the bubbles… let’s get this party started!

Again! \<grinning\>

Are any of the MENFOLK in the hot tub from TX? If not, I think our state is highly underrepresented… as **Jaade** mentioned, it’s a BIG place!!

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**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2317 "2003-09-26T03:44:29Z")

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my, my, my… someone must have fed the hamsters…

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2318 "2003-09-26T03:48:19Z")

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is what i’m sayin. So…spook. We were discussing tattoos. Got any? That is, any you’ll let us see?

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2319 "2003-09-26T03:48:28Z")

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**Casper** , your state is DEFINITELY well represented… it’s just all women, I think.

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**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2320 "2003-09-26T03:51:25Z")

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No tats, **Maureen** - I suffer from an intense needle phobia which I know you insist is globally and universally shared. But for me, even the sight of them… _shudders_

But I’m all sorts of ready for chocolate paintings… 😃

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