# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2321 "2003-09-26T03:53:40Z")
BTW, just a reminder… **mipiace** promised us guys a pic of the legendary parrot tattoo. We’re (I’m) not going to forget about that promise… ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2322 "2003-09-26T03:54:58Z")
I **KNEW** the lack of literate men in TX was declining; I just hadn’t yet realized it was obsolete. Pah. So – any good movies out there? I actually have a non-mommy weekend and \ might just go to a movie… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2323 "2003-09-26T03:59:40Z")
**6** , honey, you know she didn’t promise anything of the sort. **Dave** demanded a pic. You’re taking liberties. **Casper** , I’m thinking of going to see Matchstick Men on Saturday, all by my little old lonesome, since it’s a non-mommy weekend for me too. Looks too good to pass up. ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2324 "2003-09-26T04:05:55Z")
**if6** where is aforementioned and legendary (mayhap we can throw in infamous?) parrot tattoo located on **mipiace’s** anatomy - is that the REAL reasoning behind your acute interest? Hmmm? **Maureen** if you were here in TX I’d invite you to go with me – although… I know some people can’t feel comfortable doing some things solo, but personally I love movies too much to forgo for lack of company! Matchstick Men, hmmmm… we’ll have to compare notes! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2325 "2003-09-26T04:14:19Z")
**CasperQ** , last weekend we saw “Cold Creek Manor” and “Underworld”. Rather enjoyed both…Underworld is angsty and of course they are both predictable. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2326 "2003-09-26T04:39:05Z")
**Casper** , alleged tattoo is on her hip, drawn by her own damn self… **Mo** , she DID promise to dig up pics… and offered them to all the **Davebear** men… “if they wanted them” :rolleyes: Even if I am taking liberties… I don’t care! **mipiace** will understand, I think… ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2327 "2003-09-26T05:57:32Z")
hey all, time to decloak in this thread to lend a bit of support. I have been reading this from day one, and even though I sometimes go a couple fo days without reading the boards, I catch up as soon as I can. I got to say, that I have laughed, cried, become angry, and finally relieved as I have skulked here and lived vicariously through you all. and the people that think this thread should be closed down can just go F\*\*\* themselves and their lack of fun. also, wanted to say that the biker boy from DC looks familiar, maybe he lives in the biulding I work in or works close by. so, may you all keep this thread alive in all it’s various guises for a long time. taz ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2328 "2003-09-26T12:04:04Z")
Yay! We’re getting people to delurk all over the place! Welcome **taz**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2329 "2003-09-26T13:05:05Z")
anyone with ‘ **taz** ’ in their name was only waiting for the right moment to de-lurk… 😃 [sub]Surprisingly, little chaos or disaster erupted…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2330 "2003-09-26T13:15:24Z")
Oh Yikes! You know biker DC boy!!! Don’t you DARE tell him I posted his PIC! HE would kill me…and if you said he offered to mail himself to me naked he’d know EXACTLY who I was…puh-leez…don’t tell…Where did you say you live? Actually, he knows Studmuffin too…yipes…oh but how funny it would be if the muffin read this----poetic justice. Maybe we could work out a little deal…want to join me in the hot tub? [bats eyes]email me… Studmuffin would go for me tying him, but never spanking him, he’d love to spank me, but if I said anything about smacking him, he’d yelp and never let me tie him down! He’s more about me keeping him just before the point of …um no return…but no pain. I think honestly just the pain of knowing he lost a really good deal - what an idiot. Lurkers…I can’t believe y ou’d read this all this time and never say anything but I’m glad you enjoy and aren’t judgemental…I guess it’s like watching TV or something…you know a lot about all of our lives by now huh? How funny! Nice of you to decloak and you and your SOs are welcome in our hot tub. I’ve always said anyone who doesn’t liekt he subject matter doesn’t have to read it but…of course some people want to be the SDMB moral majority…I’ve never been popular with that crew as you might imagine. Where has Dave been? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2331 "2003-09-26T14:04:16Z")
**mipiace** , you’re popular with THIS crew tho! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2332 "2003-09-26T14:37:32Z")
Oh yeah…my tat…I haven’t looked for the old photos. I kind of wanted those b/c it was when it was fresh and the colors were brighter but if I don’t find that one, I’ll get someone to take a new photo just to apease the men (6 & dave) here…but…then hmmm, what will you do for me? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2333 "2003-09-26T15:28:02Z")
Good MORNING, friends and family!! And new friend, I see. Happy Friday!!! “this is it,” you say. “Mama Mo has finally slipped her clutch. Put away all the sharp objects, and tell Wyatt to hide.” I am in a good mood this morning. And I’ll tell you why. (while nobly ignoring the above comments made by certain people) It is not only Friday. It is pay day. And not only that, there was a BONUS in my check today. Now. Ordinarily this would mean a trip to the spa for Maureen. NOT TONIGHT!! Because this morning, at 4am, when my eyelids refused to close, I sat myself up and had a little chat with myself. “ **Maureen** ,” said myself, “you are pitiful. I cannot stand to see you this way anymore.” “You’re right self,” I whimpered pathetically, “but what can I do?” “First off, stop that damn whining. It’s grating on my last nerve. Now. It is Friday night tonight. FRIDAY. You remember Fridays, **Mo.** You know what Fridays are for. And they are decidedly NOT for sitting around, staring at the phone or some computer screen, feeling sorry for yourself.” By this time, I was quite enraptured by what myself had to say, and found myself nodding slowly. “What you are going to do is this:” myself continued. “You are going to finish up with work. Then you will come home, get the kids ready, see them off with that no good worthless man you were dumb enough to marry all those years ago, and then…then dear lady, you are going to go upstairs, take a shower, put on your face and your best ‘go f\*\*\* yourself’ look, some comfortable clothes, and then you are going out.” I sat there for a minute in the dark, wondering what had come over myself. "Self. We are 37. We do not do ‘go clubbing.’ " “Maureen, just once shut up and listen. You are going to put on some comfy clothes, put that pretty red hair up in a pony tail, grab your ipod and your shades, and go sacrifice some men to the poker gods.” I took a deep breath and very slowly exhaled. “Self… you…are…right.” “Good. I’m glad we settled that. Now stop talking to yourself, or people are going to think you’ve been into **Wyatt’s** meds. And go back to sleep fercrissakes, it’s 4:00 in the damn morning.” So tonight, I am going to make some men bleed. Just for the fun of it. So, if you happen to be in a southbay card room tonight, a few words of advice: Die like a man. Or leave. Cause if you stay, sure as death and taxes, I am going to bleed you for every single dime and make you cry like a little boy. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2334 "2003-09-26T15:49:48Z")
**mipiace** , you didn’t ruin my day, **I** did. 😉 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2335 "2003-09-26T16:05:48Z")
Good for you **Maureen**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2336 "2003-09-26T17:04:26Z")
Sorella? I am 36…I go clubbing as often as I possibly can and honey-child I am as devastating to as many men as I can be at clubs and it don’t have a damned thing to do with poker! You do things your way, and I’ll do them mine but if you wever want to go put on a pair of fuck me pumps and devastate some men, I’ll take you out clubbing and we will devastate the town! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2337 "2003-09-26T17:12:26Z")
**6** , whassamatta, guy? I’m so sorry I left you alone last night. **mi sorella** , I _live_ do devastate men. Tonight is a bit more in the way of destruction, rather than helpless submission and slathering lust. I just have this intense need to crush something. Male egos are perfect. A poker room is one of the few places left where men don’t believe women stand a chance at being as good. I plan on kicking that assumption in the teeth. Seriously, **6** , I feel bad!! Please tell me you’re ok. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2338 "2003-09-26T17:27:58Z")
It may have been me that ruined his day. ☹ Sorry, **6**. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2339 "2003-09-26T18:41:56Z")
:sigh:…Ladies, we just do not do well without our men around. I don’t think it’s a point of men vs. women. I think it’s a point of these people offset us so well, we don’t even notice it til they’re not around. I miss 'em, I do. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2340 "2003-09-26T19:43:02Z")
Oh yeah I forgot to mention your adopted son too - he soiunds scruptios but alas - I don’t trifle with other girls toys unless Iam invited…don’t want to cause anyone else heartache… Yeah! Where are all the menfolk? I haven’t heard from dave in 2 days!! Think one of those women he’s been triflin’ with tied him to a bedpost or somethin’? Wyatt popped in and out pretty quick… 6 is having a bad day… Rocky is off to the races… What happened to that new guy…um…um…umm…(God I’m bad with names and too lazy to flip pages to check)…you know he was here a few pages ago…I could introduce someone new to play with - but Dave might be mad so I’d better not… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=116) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=118)