# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 118
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2341 "2003-09-26T20:02:42Z")
**Dreamer** Darlin, you didn’t ruin my day. Someone else I’ve been sharing e-mails with has a nasty habit of being truthful… and I’m fine today, just a little blue. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2342 "2003-09-26T20:43:02Z")
I know all about blue **6**. (((hugs))) Hope the day gets better. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2343 "2003-09-26T21:28:04Z")
Hey screw what other people think. We like you! Pull up a beer and climb in the hot tub with all the soft boobies! That should make you feel better! (or do you need Wyatt around?) You could look up some dresses…might even get a glimps of Maureens 9-ball tat if she hasn’t left for poker already. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2344 "2003-09-26T21:34:14Z")
Hey screw what other people think. We like you! Pull up a beer and climb in the hot tub with all the soft boobies! That should make you feel better! (or do you need Wyatt around?) You could look up some dresses…might even get a glimps of Maureens 9-ball tat if she hasn’t left for poker already. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2345 "2003-09-26T21:41:34Z")
this view reminds me of what my father in law calls the acre of titties that were in his household - he had 3 girls… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2346 "2003-09-26T21:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*…"… and tell Wyatt to hide." … Now stop talking to yourself, or people are going to think you’ve been into **Wyatt’s** meds…" \*\* _runs for hiding places … but stops long enough to check the level in his Nyquil bottle_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2347 "2003-09-26T21:54:09Z")
I like you dannyv…you pop out of nowhere and just lend commentary…YOU are the guy I was trying to think of. Sure you won’t join our acre or titties hot tub party? We have beer? ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2348 "2003-09-26T22:06:47Z")
awww gee shucks **mipiace** , i like you, too. i’m a bit worried about the dynamic in the hot tub, though. a bunch of single women, a bunch of married moms, a bunch of divorced moms. **db** and the guys all seem to be single men. what place is there for a happily married guy?? maybe i’ll just sit on the side here and freckle. [backspaces] heckle. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2349 "2003-09-26T22:08:25Z")
hrumf. preview would be my friend, but no hampsters means no preview. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2350 "2003-09-26T22:14:53Z")
Awwww…sorry dude, thats right you have to invite Mrs danyv withya…I’ll do her nails…while you count freckles…could be a new phase for your marriage. Don’t want to get you in trouble (see my post above about playing with other girls’ toys) so I won’t be a bad girl but feel free to ask her to come along for our next choco-mendhi party…it was verrry tasty. Okay ladies, I’m off to the races…literally. Me and the girls are off to play the ponies again tonight and see what trouble we can scare up. Then I think I might go down to 6th street and taunt the college boys just to get myself all fired up…Studdy has quit emailing me and has instead been leaving voice messages on my cell…funny how as the weekend gets closer he has remembered where I am and how to contact me BASTARD. I think I will call him later tonight…maybe with the noise from 6th street in the background and tell him I need to see him tomorrow after noon…(no as appeasing as it souinds, there will be no handcuffs involved - just a civilized break-up) but then look out…Mipiace is a free woman for the first time since May!! Whoo-boy! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2351 "2003-09-26T22:34:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **(no as appeasing as it souinds, there will be no handcuffs involved - just a civilized break-up)** awwwwwwwww … now That’s just sad … the ‘no handcuffs’ part … ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2352 "2003-09-26T22:59:57Z")
**mipiace** let us know how it goes with the muffin (Studmuffin, not yours… 🙂 ) Someone very smart once told me that you don’t have a bad day, you LET yourself have a bad day. IT’s friday night, work’s over, I’ve already had a couple a brewskies, LEt’s have some fun! An acre of titties… I like the way you think, **dannyv**! What a concept! Oh, BTW, someone (Casper?) asked me earlier why I wanted to see **mipiace** ’s tattoo. Well it’s because she drew it herself, of course! I want to see what kind of an artist she is. It has NOTHING to do with where it is on her body, or seeing said part of her body. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2353 "2003-09-26T23:58:38Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Good MORNING, friends and family!! And new friend, I see. Happy Friday!!! > “this is it,” you say. “Mama Mo has finally slipped her clutch. Put away all the sharp objects, and tell Wyatt to hide.” I am in a good mood this morning. And I’ll tell you why. (while nobly ignoring the above comments made by certain people) It is not only Friday. It is pay day. And not only that, there was a BONUS in my check today. Now. Ordinarily this would mean a trip to the spa for Maureen. NOT TONIGHT!! Because this morning, at 4am, when my eyelids refused to close, I sat myself up and had a little chat with myself. > “Maureen,” said myself, “you are pitiful. I cannot stand to see you this way anymore.” > “You’re right self,” I whimpered pathetically, “but what can I do?” > “First off, stop that damn whining. It’s grating on my last nerve. Now. It is Friday night tonight. FRIDAY. You remember Fridays, Mo. You know what Fridays are for. And they are decidedly NOT for sitting around, staring at the phone or some computer screen, feeling sorry for yourself.” By this time, I was quite enraptured by what myself had to say, and found myself nodding slowly. > “What you are going to do is this:” myself continued. "You are going to finish up with work. Then you will come home, get the kids ready, see them off with that no good worthless man you were dumb enough to marry all those years ago, and then…then dear lady, you are going to go upstairs, take a shower, put on your face and your best 'go f**_ yourself’ look, some comfortable clothes, and then you are going out." I sat there for a minute in the dark, wondering what had come over myself. > "Self. We are 37. We do not do ‘go clubbing.’ " > “Maureen, just once shut up and listen. You are going to put on some comfy clothes, put that pretty red hair up in a pony tail, grab your ipod and your shades, and go sacrifice some men to the poker gods.” I took a deep breath and very slowly exhaled. “Self… you…are…right.” > “Good. I’m glad we settled that. Now stop talking to yourself, or people are going to think you’ve been into **Wyatt’s** meds. And go back to sleep fercrissakes, it’s 4:00 in the damn morning.” > > So tonight, I am going to make some men bleed. Just for the fun of it. So, if you happen to be in a southbay card room tonight, a few words of advice: Die like a man. Or leave. Cause if you stay, sure as death and taxes, I am going to bleed you for every single dime and make you cry like a little boy. \*\* Honey I love you! I made you a honorary southern lady last night and today you are just beaming with southern attitude. **6** darlin’, I’m sorry you had a bad day. How can the **D’bear Babes** make it better? **Davebear**? ~echo, echo, echo~ Are you out there? ~echo, echo, echo~ My frogs never got licked… > [@](#): > > **dctaz** > > hey all, time to decloak in this thread to lend a bit of support. I have been reading this from day one, and even though I sometimes go a couple fo days without reading the boards, I catch up as soon as I can. I got to say, that I have laughed, cried, become angry, and finally relieved as I have skulked here and lived vicariously through you all. and the people that think this thread should be closed down can just go F\*\*\* themselves and their lack of fun Welcome to the thread **dctaz**! It’s nice to have another new face around. Thanks for the support as well, it’s nice to know not everyone feels the way those people do. > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Rocky is off to the races… ~sniffs~ Ran off and I’m up to my eyeballs in wedding plans… Awww **mipiace** , I would have loved to have come with you to 6th Street…I was there once, but it was during the Final Four and somewhat less “fun” than what I’m told it usually is…though we went to the piano bar and had a GREAT time. ~J ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2354 "2003-09-27T00:43:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Quote from Jaade_ > 6 darlin’, I’m sorry you had a bad day. How can the D’bear Babes make it better? Maybe some hot tub time with the Babes[sup]tm[/sup] and their acres of titties would help! 😃 My new VERY favorite phrase! But I thought the wedding plans were off dear… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2355 "2003-09-27T00:56:40Z")
**6** , let me have my moment! **Rocky** and I had a pure love, a fleeting moment in time that could not withstand the distance between us. But there is a future…and perhaps one day **Rocky** and I could figure out where things went wrong. Hope springs eternal. > [@](#): > > **dctaz** > I have laughed, cried, become angry, and finally relieved as I have skulked here I forgot to ask…what were you angry about? And how DID you stay quiet for so long? I never could have done that… ~makes room in the hottub fo **6** ~ Come on in darlin’, the water’s nice and warm. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2356 "2003-09-27T01:09:27Z")
I can feel my troubles melting away already! _splash_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2357 "2003-09-27T01:24:41Z")
K, everyone, kids are gone, I’m on my way. Have a wonderful Friday. I won’t be out to late, got to work tomorrow, but I’ll stop in and let y’all know how much I took my pigeons to the cleaners for!! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2358 "2003-09-27T01:28:10Z")
Well hon, I hate to splash and run, but I gotta coupla softball games ahead of me this evening. Wish me luck, I’ll be back in a few hours! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2359 "2003-09-27T01:35:02Z")
Oh well, even alone, the nice hot hot tub is soothing after a long day. I think I’ll just stay here and wrinkle up. **Mo** , go get 'em girl! I thought gambling was illegal in California… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2360 "2003-09-27T03:47:49Z")
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