# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2461 "2003-10-01T04:10:54Z")

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'zactly 😃

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2462 "2003-10-01T04:14:19Z")

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whoops, that 'zactly was for what **Rocky** said.

**Wyatt** , I think you’re being oversensitive. You weren’t being touted as an artificial idiot. You were being complimented for being a genuine nice person.

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2463 "2003-10-01T04:31:06Z")

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thanks Momma Mo’. sometimes you post something you think is witty, and forget to put those smilelies on , and it sounds worse cuz people don’t know your sense of humor.

and I really must learn to type slower and do a good preview…PIMF, PIMF, PIMF.

taz

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2464 "2003-10-01T04:47:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dctaz \*  
> \*\*well, if the shoe fits…  
> but seriously, jsut saying taht you are nto a typical male. after all, you have been a dog.  
> 😃 😉 🙂 😛 🆒 \*\*

ROTFL… and having been a dog would make me different from the “normal average male” how??? ROTFL  
😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2465 "2003-10-01T04:47:49Z")

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**taz** , honey, you are so very welcome. As you can see from above, you’re not the only one having crow for dinner tonight.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2466 "2003-10-01T14:14:56Z")

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Don’t sweat it **Mo**. When I’m really drunk :rolleyes: I alternate between having a short temper, or a very thin skin. :smack: I still love ya!

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2467 "2003-10-01T17:25:34Z")

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Hey, Kids. Daddy’s home! Anyone miss me? The rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated, though the rumor that I was leaving the board was not. Actually, if it weren’t for feeling guilty about leaving you all wondering, I probably wouldn’t be back, now. I’ve discovered it _is_ possible to break the addiction. But, I do apologize for the unexpected absence. Real life got to be a little rough, and it was all I could handle, for a while. And, the thread was actually making things worse, by tossing in an added layer of confusion.

It looks like most of you survived, just fine, though. And, thanks, **if6was9** , for keeping the thread alive while I was gone. Thank you to all the folks who emailed me, too, wondering if I’m okay. I am, I guess. Sorry some of you aren’t feeling well, either physically or emotionally.

So, where do I get one of the cheap Nose Snorkels? I ain’t paying _no one_ $350 to stick something up _my_ nose.

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2468 "2003-10-01T17:50:13Z")

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hey **mipiace** , i started intro italian last night. my prof has a sense of humor - one of the first things i learned to say is _non mi piace la tripa_ - i don’t like tripe. made me think of you.

i know i’m no muffin, but…

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2469 "2003-10-01T17:55:18Z")

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Bravo!!! Hey let me know if you ever need any help! LOL! I love it. Just so you know, “Io non piace tripa altro!!” never could quite “stomach” the thought HA!!

So what posessed you to want to take Italian?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2470 "2003-10-01T18:03:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Hey, Kids. Daddy’s home! Anyone miss me? \*\*

Quite possibly the silliest question asked in this thread. Missed you terribly, dear one. Every last one of us, and it hasn’t been the same without you. Don’t go away again. :smooch:

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2471 "2003-10-01T18:05:48Z")

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hoping to take a trip to italy for our upcoming 10th annvy.

ok, everybody, that’s your AWWWWwww cue

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2472 "2003-10-01T18:18:06Z")

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DAVE!!! Of course we missed you - check your email silly man!!

dannyv - that is waay cool, and a good idea to learn some of the language, Italians aren’t that handy with English like some of the other Euro countries. Any particular region you want to see? I have been all over. When are you going?

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2473 "2003-10-01T18:26:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **Hey, Kids. Daddy’s home! Anyone miss me?**

Of course! I was wondering what happened (even though I didn´t have the awareness to e-mail).

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **The rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated, though the rumor that I was leaving the board was not. Actually, if it weren’t for feeling guilty about leaving you all wondering, I probably wouldn’t be back, now.**

Don´t worry about taking a days or weeks long hiatus, I for one can relate to it, as I am known to do so myself (going “home” and not having access to the internet there). But yeah, hopefully you do stick around and / or always come back 🙂

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2474 "2003-10-01T18:35:58Z")

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_ **Daddy!!!** _

thwap, thwap, thwap \*_akin to the pitter patter of little feet_

we missed you. I’m sorry to hear life wasn’t nice, I thought you was just busy having a life.

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2475 "2003-10-01T20:27:18Z")

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**mipiace** knowing that we want to go to italy is as far as we’ve gotten. my dad has this fantasy of renting a villa in tuscany. we’d piggyback if he did, but knowing him, it’ll never happen. we’re open to recommendations…

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2476 "2003-10-01T21:57:39Z")

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On my way home now…I’ll think about it and see if I can fish up some links tomorrow for you…Tuscany is beautiful really. Don’t go in August everything is closed (literally - the entire country!!)

I can reccommend a lot of things to see. Food is awesome countryside spectacular, the wine, the lifestyle…I am so in love with the country and I have really been missing it a lot lately. This thing with Studmuffin has just gotten me feeling all homesick. I am really an American but I don’t feel at home here. I feel more at home in Europe…and want to go back. ☹ But that’s another story. More tomorrow but I have to go home now…buona fortunata con tua classa! (Good luck with class!)

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2477 "2003-10-01T22:19:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*Quite possibly the silliest question asked in this thread. \*\*

Well, I dunno about _that_. There’s some pretty stiff competition in that category.

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*DAVE!!! Of course we missed you - check your email silly man!! \*\*

Thanks. And, congratulations on dumping the muffin! I’m proud of you. 🙂

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> \*Originally posted by optihut \*  
> \*\*Don´t worry about taking a days or weeks long hiatus, I for one can relate to it, as I am known to do so myself (going “home” and not having access to the internet there). But yeah, hopefully you do stick around and / or always come back 🙂 \*\*

Well, we’ll see. Thanks, though.

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> \*Originally posted by White Ink \*  
> \*\*Daddy!!!
> 
> thwap, thwap, thwap _akin to the pitter patter of little feet_
> 
> we missed you. I’m sorry to hear life wasn’t nice, I thought you was just busy having a life. \*\*

Well, in a manner of speaking. More busy than I ever really wanted to be.

“thwap, thwap, thwap”? Sweetie, you shouldn’t run with your flippers on. You might trip.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2478 "2003-10-01T23:07:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> On my way home now…I’ll think about it and see if I can fish up some links tomorrow for you…Tuscany is beautiful really. Don’t go in August everything is closed (literally - the entire country!!)

LOL!!! I had forgotten that. A few years ago our company sold a couple systems to a company in Italy, Torino I think. We had to get the president of their company, who was… connected… to receive the shipments the first week of august. The WHOLE country just closes for a month!

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> _Quote from Davebear_  
> It looks like most of you survived, just fine, though. And, thanks, if6was9, for keeping the thread alive while I was gone.

Welcome back, Dave! I don’t really deserve any credit for keeping the thread open. Let’s see… hot tub, open bar, The Davebear Babes[sup]tm[/sup], **Wyatt** delivering ice cream, snorkels… a guy would be a FOOL not to keep this going! 😃

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2479 "2003-10-01T23:13:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **Anyone miss me?**

You’re kidding, right? Hell, not a single one of us was asking about you or anything. Heh! 😉

Great to see you 'round here again, oh great _Sensei_ **Davebear**! Of course we missed ya! This **is** _your_ party after all. 😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2480 "2003-10-02T01:07:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \*  
> \*\*You’re kidding, right? Hell, not a single one of us was asking about you or anything. Heh! 😉
> 
> Great to see you 'round here again, oh great _Sensei_ **Davebear**! Of course we missed ya! This **is** _your_ party after all. 😃 \*\*

Yeah, well…as **6** said, “… hot tub, open bar, The Davebear Babes[sup]tm[/sup], Wyatt delivering ice cream, snorkels…” Who needs a grumpy old bear, when you’ve got all that?

Oh, and in case anyone missed it, Tanookie should be a mommy, again, by now. Details [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214741)

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