# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2501 "2003-10-02T19:02:26Z")
**Wyatt** , I hate the Raiders almost as much as I hate the Yankees. Did you not see me celebrating about 10 pages back when they were utterly humiliated by the Broncos on Monday Night Football? And I _loved_ it when John Gruden just bent his team over in last year’s super bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2502 "2003-10-02T19:10:37Z")
Congratulations to **Maureen** for having post #2500 in this thread! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2503 "2003-10-02T19:25:25Z")
Hey you guys, Parallax posted, Tanookie had Zachary and they have baby photos on their Website. Guess this means she found her feet! Hurray for Tanookie! ![http://www.kaczorzoo.net/]() ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2504 "2003-10-02T19:30:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dannyv \* > \*\ ***Maureen** and **mipiace** can i come? if you wait until my classes are over, i might even be able to understand half of the flirting that **mipiace** does with the \*crisp and cool and beautiful \* ummm _foliage_. yeah that’s it. > > \*\* \*\*dannyv \*\* honey…I’m thinking once you go to Italy you might understand why I flirt like I do…depends on how long you stay, once you put into context that I lived there 6 years, then I think you will understand completely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2505 "2003-10-02T19:53:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Congratulations to **Maureen** for having post #2500 in this thread! 😃 \*\* Thanks, darlin’! And top of page 51, too!! 😛 > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by my big sister\*I’ve been out doing things every night this week, and watching the Braves the past two nights…anything to help me get over Rocky…~sniffs~ That’s it. **Rocky** , I hope your insurance is paid up. ((((( **Jaade** ))))) don’t worry, honey. He won’t make you cry again. Where’d I put that scalpel? **Wyatt** , hold my ice cream. makin’ my big sister cry, runnin away to the races,…where is that thing? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2506 "2003-10-02T20:20:32Z")
Uh-oh Rocky…very bad to piss of an Italian woman, an red head to boot…ey-yi-yi…but then he has some experience hiding from the mafia I seem to recall. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2507 "2003-10-02T20:35:00Z")
Just how many of us red-headed Italians are in here, anyway? No wonder the place is so steamy. [quote] _originally posted by other people but I’m not waiting for the hamsters to reload back pages_ Oooh **Dave** a mini shampoo bottle? Just for me! Yippeeeeee! [sub]even though **Wyatt** got to go first :p[/sub] And I have to agree with wanting to be in Italy. Sitting outside across from the train station, sipping cappuccino [sub]cause wine makes me sick[/sub]and just watching people. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2508 "2003-10-02T20:41:46Z")
Oooo this is uncanny…is this place a magnet for us? I am redheaded but only an honorary Italian. I am a weird ethnic mix. Irish-Cuban (what a mutt huh?) But I married an Italian so I have an Italian last name and I lived there so long all of my mannerisms are distinctly Italian so I definitely ACT that way… So that is weird…red headed Italian checking in here! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2509 "2003-10-02T21:05:43Z")
Italian, Irish, and French. Red hair, hazel eyes, wicked temper, and _a very good shot_. But knowing **Dave** , he prolly won’t let me hurt **rocky**. At least, not enough to matter. **dannyv** , your secret’s safe. Is it just me, or are Raiders fans even worse drivers than Volvo owners? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2510 "2003-10-02T22:12:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*That’s it. **Rocky** , I hope your insurance is paid up. ((((( **Jaade** ))))) don’t worry, honey. He won’t make you cry again. Where’d I put that scalpel? **Wyatt** , hold my ice cream. makin’ my big sister cry, runnin away to the races,…where is that thing? \*\* a scalpel? wonder what she plans to do with … oh, no … surely not that … not the _boys_! :eek: _ **Oh crap!!** _ Umm … **Mama Mo** … in my defense, I’m socially retarded with wimmin, dear. Honest, I’m clueless and harmless! I swear it wasn’t intentional! And I may have even been possessed or something. And, **mipiace** , technically, the mafia ran and hid from me. 😉 Hmm … I guess that makes _me_ the badass. On second thought, bring it on **Mo**! OH NO! I didn’t just say that! I didn’t just provoke **Maureen**! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [Jack Putter]\*\* Somebody help me! I’M POSSESSED!!\*\*[/Jack Putter] ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2511 "2003-10-03T00:27:40Z")
I’m sorry, **Rocky** , buddy… **Mo** ’s probably bigger than me, and I’ll garauntee she’s tougher! You’re on your own. 😃 ::Runs away from this fight… I don’t even wanna watch…:: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2512 "2003-10-03T01:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\*Not everyone’s cup of tea, that’s true; and it’s better in person than on television. But once you can follow the battles over the ball, watch the team play the ball up or pull back and regroup, it starts to get more interesting. \*\* I can follow them; I just can’t bring myself to _care_ about them. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*So, Dave, what’s in that bag for me? 😃 \*\* How about a nice fluffy towel, for when you’re well enough to join us in the hot tub, again? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*And speaking of the game…you still talking to me, dear one? … I was actually kinda pulling for the Sox; I’ve decided I’m in lust with Kevin Millar. He reminds me of you. Cocky as all hell. \*\* Yeah, it’s not your fault they lost, unless it was you flashing your boobs that caused Manny to choke with the bases loaded. Kev’s my man, though. He’s a real “dirt dog”. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Salem_ > \*\*Oooh Dave a mini shampoo bottle? Just for me! Yippeeeeee! > > even though Wyatt got to go first \*\* Well, yes, **Wyatt** got to go first, but he doesn’t look like Gwyneth, so you still come out on top. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Italian, Irish, and French. Red hair, hazel eyes, wicked temper, and a very good shot. But knowing Dave, he prolly won’t let me hurt rocky. At least, not enough to matter. \*\* Eh. I happen to know you can’t hit a stationary target, so as long as Rocky stands still, he’s safe. And, I hid your scalpel last time you got that gleam in your eye. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rocky \* > \*\*On second thought, bring it on Mo! \*\* So…that would be your epitaph, right? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2513 "2003-10-03T01:40:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*So…that would be your epitaph, right? \*\* Yeah, I’m thinkin’ that’s a real possibility at the moment. She’s been strangely silent … I’m becoming quite frightened. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2514 "2003-10-03T02:05:06Z")
why, **rocky** , darlin, what a thing to say!! I knew if I waited long enough, **Dave** would save you. C’mon over here and sit next to me. smiles sweetly We’ll talk _all_ about it. I just don’t know _where_ I got this evil reputation… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2515 "2003-10-03T02:18:02Z")
I’ll be right over, **Maureen**. :dubious: :: shuffles through the gadget rack for the metal detector and body armor :: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2516 "2003-10-03T02:18:43Z")
**Maureen** , AIM? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2517 "2003-10-03T02:21:06Z")
We can make a **Jaade** , **Rocky** , **Maureen** sammich… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2518 "2003-10-03T02:23:14Z")
Hmmmm. Is **Jaade** referring to Instant Messaging or taking AIM… **Rocky** , I’m thinking you better duck. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2519 "2003-10-03T02:35:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’m sorry, **Rocky** , buddy… **Mo** ’s probably bigger than me… \*\* Oh, _AM_ I? Hm. The men in this thread are certainly pushing buttons today, aren’t they??? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > **Maureen, AIM?** Be right there, hon… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2520 "2003-10-03T03:02:39Z")
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