# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2521 "2003-10-03T03:04:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I spied with my little eye…a **Rocky** on AIM, but he ran away \*\* He’s back. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2522 "2003-10-03T03:10:58Z")
~gets out her butterfly net and catches him before he can run off again~ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2523 "2003-10-03T03:24:49Z")
god, you two are disgustingly cute. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2524 "2003-10-03T03:27:49Z")
does this mean you’ve put away the scalpel? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2525 "2003-10-03T03:32:37Z")
‘course, darlin’. I _love_ you, rocky, dear, and I wouldn’t hurt you for the world, but I can’t have you making my big sister cry. Good thing for you, **Dave’s** got me on a short leash. And before you go there, DON’T GO THERE!! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2526 "2003-10-03T03:38:02Z")
I can try to be less cute **Maureen** ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2527 "2003-10-03T03:41:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I can try to be less cute **Maureen** \*\* You could try, hon, but you’d just end up being cuter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2528 "2003-10-03T03:49:07Z")
> [@](#): > > _Quote from if6was9_ > Mo’s probably bigger than me… > [@](#): > > _Quote fro Mo_ > Oh, AM I? Hm. The men in this thread are certainly pushing buttons today, aren’t they??? NOT what you think, **Mo**! I’m 5’ 5"… You (and EVERYONE else!) is probably bigger than me! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2529 "2003-10-03T03:53:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*You could try, hon, but you’d just end up being cuter. 😛 \*\* Awww shucks… ~blushes and digs her toe into the dirt~ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2530 "2003-10-03T03:54:24Z")
aw, **6** , sweetie! You can come over here and hang out with me. I’m very short compared to all the other women in this thread, only 5’4". But, as my grandma always used to say to me: dynamite comes in small packages…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2531 "2003-10-03T04:00:39Z")
Nope, **if6** , I’m 5’2" if I stand up really, really tall. But in my mind, I’m a tall, leggy blonde, dammit. [sub]And Gwyneth Paltrow can just go eat my knee socks…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2532 "2003-10-03T04:03:24Z")
Hee Hee! Like I’ve always said… short guys make up for it **where it counts!** ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2533 "2003-10-03T07:58:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*‘course, darlin’. I _love_ you, rocky, dear, and I wouldn’t hurt you for the world, but I can’t have you making my big sister cry. Good thing for you, **Dave’s** got me on a short leash. And before you go there, DON’T GO THERE!! \*\* Carefully Does Not go there. \*I’m just SO excited about my very own Club Ned combination ashtray and rice bowl!!! Wow … I’ll bet none of the kids at schol have anything like this!!! > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Salem_ > **Rocky** , I’m thinking you better duck. Now **Rocky** is a duck??? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2534 "2003-10-03T07:59:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Nope, **if6** , I’m 5’2" if I stand up really, really tall. > But in my mind, I’m a tall, leggy blonde, dammit. > \*\* Ok, in my mind you can be a tall leggy blonde, too, if you want. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2535 "2003-10-03T11:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*I just don’t know _where_ I got this evil reputation… 😉 \*\* WalMart, wasn’t it? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **…my big sister …** Does **Jaade** know how old you are? She might not take kindly to that “big sister” stuff, if she does. _Lessee…what does this button do?_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Good thing for you, Dave’s got me on a short leash. \*\* Heel, girl. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I can try to be less cute Maureen \*\* No, don’t do that. We’re short enough on cute, as it is. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **You could try, hon, but you’d just end up being cuter. 😛** Yeah, she’s probably right. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Awww shucks… > ~blushes and digs her toe into the dirt~** Yep. She was right. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*But in my mind, I’m a tall, leggy blonde, dammit. \*\* Huh. In _my_ mind, you’re a tall, leggy redhead. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*And Gwyneth Paltrow can just go eat my knee socks… \*\* Or, she could wear them as ankle socks. Yeah, I know. That was evil. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt_ > \*\*I’ll bet none of the kids at schol have anything like this!!! \*\* Lemme guess…you were so poor, as a kid, that you couldn’t afford to go to a school with two O’s? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt_ > **Now Rocky is a duck???** Well, that explains his affinity for the tub. But, it doesn’t explain why he almost drowned in it. I guess this means **Jaade** wants to “rub 'er ducky”, huh? [Chico]Why a duck?[/Chico] ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2536 "2003-10-03T11:52:50Z")
Bwahahahah! Oh, **Dave** , thank you… I needed that laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2537 "2003-10-03T12:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Ok, in my mind you can be a tall leggy blonde, too, if you want. \*\* Oooh, can I be sultry, too? I’ve always wanted to be sultry. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by EvilBear_ > \*\*Or, she could wear them as ankle socks. \*\* I would poke you for that [sub]if it weren’t so true[/sub]. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Now Rocky is a duck??? \*\* No wonder there was an echo[sup]echo, echo[/sup] in here a few [sub]thousand[/sub] pages back ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2538 "2003-10-03T13:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > [BUmm … **Mama Mo** … in my defense, I’m socially retarded with wimmin, dear. Honest, I’m clueless and harmless! I swear it wasn’t intentional! > \*\* Yep I have to agree with that statement. When I was all amuss about Studmuffin Riocky says “email me if you need to” so I did but …Rocky never answered me back…nice going Rocky. Thanks for being a supportive friend. That I would say is pretty clueless. You dear, no longer rock, you are a duck. And I don’t think the mnafia ran from you…I’m thinking maybe the mafia might have ran from ME! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2539 "2003-10-03T14:02:21Z")
I’m thinking that you RAN the mafia! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2540 "2003-10-03T14:03:40Z")
No this was a mafia from a completely different country I have never been to…one that was sweet on the duck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=126) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=128)